haha.
Nah, I've fucked while drunk before. This one just..;......ugh.
Nah, I've fucked while drunk before. This one just..;......ugh.
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sounds like a classic case of WHISKEY DICK... fat or slender, it'll happen when it wants... so if she woulda been hot, and the dick not have worked, then would you be questioning your headrosexuality... dont worry bouts shits lil joser,,, your not ***, your more than able to fuck heftys. you just cant drink so much,,,, then it will be hard even for a goat... well i dont know what you guys do for sex out in eastern wa. so i thought id throw it out there...
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haha, nice one. That's actually more towards the west than it is eastern.Originally posted by snailin91sounds like a classic case of WHISKEY DICK... fat or slender, it'll happen when it wants... so if she woulda been hot, and the dick not have worked, then would you be questioning your headrosexuality... dont worry bouts shits lil joser,,, your not ***, your more than able to fuck heftys. you just cant drink so much,,,, then it will be hard even for a goat... well i dont know what you guys do for sex out in eastern wa. so i thought id throw it out there...
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thought id try to throw some plublicity your guys way,,, but i totally understand if ya dont want it....
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Dude go take a rape shower....never clean man, never clean
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WoW..... wtf
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lol... HEY FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TO.. not saying ill give it to them.. but ill give joser a call! hahah
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So you won't have sex with a fat girl but you will with Joser?Originally posted by F22Cb7Rid3rlol... HEY FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TO.. not saying ill give it to them.. but ill give joser a call! hahah
j/k3 CB's gone....
1 WK Overland....
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Whiskey DICK!?!?LOLOL
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Okay so I was working at Mick Kelly's Irish Pub last night.
I was being the bouncer....So anyways, everything was cool up untl about 1:00 am
Thomas is the head bouncer, and he said someone was doing coke in the bathroom.
SO I was like OH shit! let's fuckin throw him out of here foo!!!
He was like yeah let's get him!
So we took him to the exntrance, and he was like yayayayayayyaya let me get my jacket yayayayayayayyyhaaaaa. We grabbed it for him lol. Then som eblack guy wlaks over and is like "uh what's going on over here i wonder?"
Then the MExican dude that was doing coke in the bathroom, was all WHAT?
WHAT YOU SAY PUTO??? I looked at them both, the smaller black guy backed down,
and just as he was about to turn his back the mexican guy goes to sucker punch him!
So before he could actually make contact, I picked his little 180 lb ass up, threw him outside, and he was like wtf are you doing bitch??
So I was like that's too far man. dont u fucking come back here.
He was like ur a bitch dog! So I was like yeah, well.
Then he threatened me. So I was like Oh YEAH? So I picked him up again and took hi mdown with a half nelson. Then I threw him up against a wall, and started WAILING on his body. His "homie" started hitting me in the head. I didnt notice, but thomas said he was wailing on me LOL.
SO anyway, I finally felt one of hise hits, so I grabbed him and threw him to the ground and started wailing on his body too.
So I go back to punchin the skinny guy, and I punched his chest, and felt my hand go deeper in to his chest than I expected. I broke his RIB?!
the fatter mexican was like all hell naw! So he attempted to attack me AGIAN!
SO I get up flip him on his back akido style, and walk back in the bar.
I WIN LOL. I beat up two dudes last night.
But apparently my face hurts. so they did tag me a couple times lol.
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nice!! little brawls like that are the bestComment
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i'd rather not be getting gut punched by a fat chick bouncin joser....sorry
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Project 240SX
Vouches: Bought from: smseagren83, phatdoughnut, uk - accord, lucid, iamnemo, accord_inspire, 2point6, chopstickz, djcaz_aom, roskoOriginally posted by chillin943anyone kno if i can just make a hot wire for v-tec off the horn??Comment
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I think it takes somewhere around like 400lbs of pressure to break a human rib(on average). Then again you also have to take into account the conditioning of the body(muscle tone/density) and that individuals bone density.
OK! I think I have said enough, but anyhow that sounded like a pretty fun night! Congrats on handing out the ass whopping man.
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1 WK Overland....
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I would but my third brake light is out and it wouldn't have been pretty. That whole story about the fat chick makes me sad for you btw. You either drank too much or not enough. I'm guessing not enough,lol.Originally posted by d112crzyShould have brake checked that fucker. I do it all the time.
IF they hit you, they're insurance will cover it and they'll just look like a complete dumbass infront of his crew.
My friend got rear ended by a cop once because he brake checked him. He got a court settlement of 20k ish because his neck hurt
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Dude F22HB come pick up that bumper man hahaComment
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lol, sorry. We went back to my house and a.d.d. took over. I totaly forgot about that. I'll come get it this week some time.Comment
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