*NW Bitchilism Thread*

[OnBBS17s]

. It looked like someone took a fully automatic shit gun to the hood and roof of my car.

BUAHAHAHAHAHA funniest thing i have heard all day.

[Charliehstle209]

BUAHAHAHAHAHA funniest thing i have heard all day.

x2 to the last 7 posts!!!!

[zack_odom]

go pick more cotton.

Go eat more tacos.

[OnBBS17s]

Go eat more tacos.

tocos are delicious. I think pickin apples, mowing my lawn, rack some leaves, stand next to a home depot for work, or anything of that sort would have been a better insult.

[blackice]

oh snap sounds like some people had a big glass of hate-erade lol

[zack_odom]

Whatever. I dont usually get racial.
I was kind of offended by the pick more cotton remark and was attmepting to play it off.
U dont have to be a douche.

[OnBBS17s]

oh snap sounds like some people had a big glass of hate-erade lol

lol i drink it up

[F22HB]

Go eat more tacos.

OMG NO! I'M SO HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!MAKE THE HUNGAR STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zack_odom]

ROFL.
Jose trims me hedges.

[F22HB]

Fuck the police

I got harassed by some police officer today. It was ***. I drive past, he turns around. I get tailgated forever and I figured ok check my tabs and all that ( just got fresh tabs today! w00t) and then of course I'm in my car freaking out and sayin hes tryin to catch me ridin dirty and fuck the police and he gots nothin on me and my shit and I'd been doing exactly the speed limit when his lights come on. So its pouring rain and I roll down the window. He has is hella bright light right in my mirror so I can't see if he is coming or not. As my car is filling with water he finnaly comes and does his buisness. He asked what I was doing out and I was like.. taking my girlfreind home, she lives right there *points across the street*. Basicaly, my lights for my licence plate are out. Or atleast he sais so. They probly are. Either way it was retarded. I managed to get pulled over by driving like 5 blocks between me and my gf's house,lol.

[ric3rboi23]

I got harassed by some police officer today. It was ***. I drive past, he turns around. I get tailgated forever and I figured ok check my tabs and all that ( just got fresh tabs today! w00t) and then of course I'm in my car freaking out and sayin hes tryin to catch me ridin dirty and fuck the police and he gots nothin on me and my shit and I'd been doing exactly the speed limit when his lights come on. So its pouring rain and I roll down the window. He has is hella bright light right in my mirror so I can't see if he is coming or not. As my car is filling with water he finnaly comes and does his buisness. He asked what I was doing out and I was like.. taking my girlfreind home, she lives right there *points across the street*. Basicaly, my lights for my licence plate are out. Or atleast he sais so. They probly are. Either way it was retarded. I managed to get pulled over by driving like 5 blocks between me and my gf's house,lol.

omg, wow.. i've ridden with you when you drove her home once.. it takes like 3 minutes >.> why the fuck would a cop be sitting around there?

[d112crzy]

I got harassed by some police officer today. It was ***. I drive past, he turns around. I get tailgated forever and I figured ok check my tabs and all that ( just got fresh tabs today! w00t) and then of course I'm in my car freaking out and sayin hes tryin to catch me ridin dirty and fuck the police and he gots nothin on me and my shit and I'd been doing exactly the speed limit when his lights come on. So its pouring rain and I roll down the window. He has is hella bright light right in my mirror so I can't see if he is coming or not. As my car is filling with water he finnaly comes and does his buisness. He asked what I was doing out and I was like.. taking my girlfreind home, she lives right there *points across the street*. Basicaly, my lights for my licence plate are out. Or atleast he sais so. They probly are. Either way it was retarded. I managed to get pulled over by driving like 5 blocks between me and my gf's house,lol.

Should have brake checked that fucker. I do it all the time.

IF they hit you, they're insurance will cover it and they'll just look like a complete dumbass infront of his crew.

My friend got rear ended by a cop once because he brake checked him. He got a court settlement of 20k ish because his neck hurt

[d112crzy]

Man...you guys ever try to fuck a fat bitch?

My friend decided to take me out to a part last night....fucking nothing but fat bitches, none smaller than me. Not pretty.

Anyways, it's been a long time since I've gotten some pussy and well...I needed some. SO, I got fucking WASTED. I mean...I was to the point that I couldn't fucking stand up without falling back down on the floor.

I was wasted just enough to find that certain fat girl attractive for a few seconds. Started mackin on her and next thing I know we're in some bedroom about to fuck.

Now, is it normal for my dick to not get hard with a fat bitch? Pussy is pussy right? I mean, I've never had problems in bed at all and can get it up and stay up for a long time but this bitch just wasn't fucking doing it.

I got it up enough that I could get it wet for a few seconds. Then it went completely limp. I just got up and fucking bounced when I saw this bitch naked. I seriously almost threw up. I literally made the gagging noise and said "oh my god, wtf" LOL.

I told her to turn around so I could fuck her doggystyle and then I got up and left.

FUCK THAT. That bitch seriously couldn't get my dick up. I feel fucking disgusting for even attempting to fuck her. She was probably my size +1, lol.

I'm never going to another fat pussy party. FUCK NO.

My friend on the other hand. he got with the BIGGEST girl there. She was about easily 3 times my size. Now picture my friend with her, who is about 6'2" and very skinny....lol, funny ass sight.

yeah, I heard them moaning and screaming in the room next door. As soon as he was done, we fucking left.

I guess this just means I have standards? lol I understand I'm not the most fit guy on the block, but I'm not too terrible and I certainly can do better cus I have done better.

Man, I feel gross.

[tresexohcb]

Man...you guys ever try to fuck a fat bitch?

My friend decided to take me out to a part last night....fucking nothing but fat bitches, none smaller than me. Not pretty.

Anyways, it's been a long time since I've gotten some pussy and well...I needed some. SO, I got fucking WASTED. I mean...I was to the point that I couldn't fucking stand up without falling back down on the floor.

I was wasted just enough to find that certain fat girl attractive for a few seconds. Started mackin on her and next thing I know we're in some bedroom about to fuck.

Now, is it normal for my dick to not get hard with a fat bitch? Pussy is pussy right? I mean, I've never had problems in bed at all and can get it up and stay up for a long time but this bitch just wasn't fucking doing it.

I got it up enough that I could get it wet for a few seconds. Then it went completely limp. I just got up and fucking bounced when I saw this bitch naked. I seriously almost threw up. I literally made the gagging noise and said "oh my god, wtf" LOL.

I told her to turn around so I could fuck her doggystyle and then I got up and left.

FUCK THAT. That bitch seriously couldn't get my dick up. I feel fucking disgusting for even attempting to fuck her. She was probably my size +1, lol.

I'm never going to another fat pussy party. FUCK NO.

My friend on the other hand. he got with the BIGGEST girl there. She was about easily 3 times my size. Now picture my friend with her, who is about 6'2" and very skinny....lol, funny ass sight.

yeah, I heard them moaning and screaming in the room next door. As soon as he was done, we fucking left.

I guess this just means I have standards? lol I understand I'm not the most fit guy on the block, but I'm not too terrible and I certainly can do better cus I have done better.

Man, I feel gross.

Your a chubby chaser in the closet

[Father Time]

i am at Wallgreens and i had everyone in the store looking at me because I could stop laughing. 2 store employees asked if i was ok. THAT was fucking funny.

on a serious note, you probaly could do it due to the alcohol AND her. i love posting from my phone