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    The Illegal Poem

    Thought some people might appreciate this poem I found on homemadeturbo, hope it's not a repost, sorry if anyones offended

    THE ILLEGAL POEM

    I come for visit, get treated regal,
    So I stay, who care I illegal?

    I cross ocean, poor and broke,
    Take bus, see employment folk.

    Nice man treat me good in there,
    Say I need to see welfare.

    Welfare say, "You come no more,
    We send cash right to your door."

    Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
    Medicaid, it keep you healthy!

    By and by, I got plenty money,
    Thanks to you, American dummy.

    Write to friends in motherland,
    Tell them come as fast as you can.

    They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
    I buy big house with welfare bucks.

    They come here, we live together,
    More welfare checks, it gets better!

    Fourteen families they moving in,
    But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

    Finally, white guy moves away,
    Now I buy his house, and then I say,

    "Find more aliens for house to rent."
    And in the yard I put a tent.

    Send for family (they just trash),
    But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

    Everything is very good,
    And soon we own the neighborhood.

    We have hobby--it's called breeding,
    Welfare pay for baby feeding.

    Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
    We get free! We got no bills!

    American crazy! He pay all year,
    To keep welfare running here.

    We think America darn good place!
    Too darn good for the white man race.

    If they no like us, they can scram,
    Got lots of room in Pakistan.
    Last edited by blackice; 05-03-2006, 03:07 AM.
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    #2
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    lol, I'll let this one slide just because I know you. You better watch yo step next time i see you tho, lol. bitch..

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      #3
      wow funny but i think some members here may find it a little offending.
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        #4
        Funny, yet true.


        If imitation is the best form of flattery............thanks for kissing my ass.

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          #5
          Originally posted by d112crzy
          ****

          lol, I'll let this one slide just because I know you. You better watch yo step next time i see you tho, lol. bitch..
          LOL
          that poem is rascist...

          all i got to say is...my homeboy from highschool is phillipino..i havent seen him since 98...he was FOB...aka Fresh of the Boat for you white guys...
          well anyways in h/s he used to wear sandals..and him and his family were crammed in a 2 bedroom apartment...i come to find out he served a tour in the army...got a purple heart from iraq...and got his greencard...his brother is in iraq there too....(i think that is fair exhange for a greencard..a tour in iraq)

          now his family is buying some of the nicer homes here in tampa...and when i remember him he was riding in an old van..and wearing sandals..now he is balling..why cuz they worked hard...they were "hungry"

          theh point of this thread is...hey you American lazy fuck...you dont get ahead cuz your lazy..MCDONALDS owns your fat ass...

          a new phenomenom is happening..and its called globalization...better step your game up thats all i gotta say. haha...and some of you guys complain about mexicans....
          should be complaining about asians...those are some hardworking mofos when they get to the states...
          Last edited by 93EXaesthetic; 05-03-2006, 04:28 AM.

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            #6
            Originally posted by blackice
            Thought some people might appreciate this poem I found on homemadeturbo, hope it's not a repost, sorry if anyones offended

            THE ILLEGAL POEM

            I come for visit, get treated regal,
            So I stay, who care I illegal?

            I cross ocean, poor and broke,
            Take bus, see employment folk.

            Nice man treat me good in there,
            Say I need to see welfare.

            Welfare say, "You come no more,
            We send cash right to your door."

            Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
            Medicaid, it keep you healthy!

            By and by, I got plenty money,
            Thanks to you, American dummy.

            Write to friends in motherland,
            Tell them come as fast as you can.

            They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
            I buy big house with welfare bucks.

            They come here, we live together,
            More welfare checks, it gets better!

            Fourteen families they moving in,
            But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

            Finally, white guy moves away,
            Now I buy his house, and then I say,

            "Find more aliens for house to rent."
            And in the yard I put a tent.

            Send for family (they just trash),
            But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

            Everything is very good,
            And soon we own the neighborhood.

            We have hobby--it's called breeding,
            Welfare pay for baby feeding.

            Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
            We get free! We got no bills!

            American crazy! He pay all year,
            To keep welfare running here.

            We think America darn good place!
            Too darn good for the white man race.

            If they no like us, they can scram,
            Got lots of room in Pakistan.

            Well I thought someone might appreciate these hard facts I found straight from Google

            link for ignorant people

            For the lazy people unwilling to click,

            Immigration: the American Way


            Quick Facts on Immigrant Contributions to the United States Economy

            1 An immigrant and his or her children will pay on average about $80,000 more in taxes during their lifetimes than they collect in government services. More Information

            2. Immigrants with college degrees will pay $198,000 more in taxes during their lifetime than they collect in government services. More Information

            3. In 1997, the U.S. reaped a $50 billion surplus from taxes paid by immigrants to all levels of government.
            More Information

            4. Without the contribution of immigrant labor, the output of goods and services in the U.S. would be at least $1 trillion smaller than it is today. More Information

            5. The total net benefit (taxes paid over benefits received) to the Social Security system if current levels of immigration remain constant is nearly $500 billion for the 1998-2022 period and nearly $2.0 trillion through 2072.
            More Information

            6. Immigrants collectively earn $240 billion a year, pay $90 billion a year in taxes, and receive $5 billion in welfare. More Information

            7. Immigrants who become U.S. citizens typically pay more in taxes than native-born Americans. Federal taxes paid by families with a naturalized citizen average $6,580 per year compared with $5,070 for U.S.-born-only families. More Information

            8. Businesses founded by immigrants are a source of substantial economic and fiscal gain for U.S. citizens. More Information

            9. The average immigrant contributes about $25,000 to local and state governments. More Information

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              #7
              ^^^well found/said

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                #8
                Originally posted by Retzius
                Well I thought someone might appreciate these hard facts I found straight from Google

                link for ignorant people

                For the lazy people unwilling to click,

                Immigration: the American Way


                Quick Facts on Immigrant Contributions to the United States Economy

                1 An immigrant and his or her children will pay on average about $80,000 more in taxes during their lifetimes than they collect in government services. More Information

                2. Immigrants with college degrees will pay $198,000 more in taxes during their lifetime than they collect in government services. More Information

                3. In 1997, the U.S. reaped a $50 billion surplus from taxes paid by immigrants to all levels of government.
                More Information

                4. Without the contribution of immigrant labor, the output of goods and services in the U.S. would be at least $1 trillion smaller than it is today. More Information

                5. The total net benefit (taxes paid over benefits received) to the Social Security system if current levels of immigration remain constant is nearly $500 billion for the 1998-2022 period and nearly $2.0 trillion through 2072.
                More Information

                6. Immigrants collectively earn $240 billion a year, pay $90 billion a year in taxes, and receive $5 billion in welfare. More Information

                7. Immigrants who become U.S. citizens typically pay more in taxes than native-born Americans. Federal taxes paid by families with a naturalized citizen average $6,580 per year compared with $5,070 for U.S.-born-only families. More Information

                8. Businesses founded by immigrants are a source of substantial economic and fiscal gain for U.S. citizens. More Information

                9. The average immigrant contributes about $25,000 to local and state governments. More Information
                Fuck yeah man im with you there a bunch of contrive information out ther fucking WASP's they dont know shit they need to get their facts Fuckin mofos i like it it says they need to be more open minded or what are they afraid of? i just dont get it. its like when they attack iraq there was no need to attack iraq man they havent even found proof

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