floaters!!!

[lucid]

I like when your guts are all fucked up and you're in the middle of shittin' it out and your stomach gets jealous and decides it's time to puke. Then you have to seamlessly coordinate pinching off, jumping up without wiping, turning around, flushing and hoping your stomach can hold out so you don't have to point-blank puke on your own spiraling hot turd. Yeah, I know it would be worse if it were someone elses, but still...

I'll be right back with some pics for this post...

[MikeW]

As for number 5. I was at a Ruby Tuesdays recently and me and my girlfriend were eating dinner, and this lady gets up to leave and at the same time she lets one rip, I just stared at my girlfriend really hard and funny looking and I knew the lady was embarrassed becasue I caught her in the corner of my eye taking off fast lmao.

True true....or when you rip one, and the people around you know it was you--or no--when no one knows who it was, and everyone's standing around and they all know someone farted just dont know who..nothing funnier than the smell of other peoples farts

[MikeW]

NEVER in my life, yet, *knock on wood* have i puked/shat at the same time

[lucid]

you're really missin' it, man...

[lucid]

I think this thread is to Off Topic as a floater is to a toilet, watch the board to see if it goes down.

[blackice]

So what's everyones opinion on playing it off when you fart/shart at work. I mean yeah everyones gonna know it was you if it makes a lot of noise, but what about the stealthmode ones that just sneak through? All I do is walk around the room a few times to spread the love, silent but deadly

[d112crzy]

lol^ same here. you should know, I did it while I was at your house

[d112crzy]

all this talk about shit is making wana go shit now.

have you guys ever farted during sex? LOL. i have, its the funniest fucking shit evar!!! i started cracking up when i did. it sucked at first tho, because I REALLY had to fart, and we were in the middle of sex, then i kinda relax and then BOOM, it slips out, lol.

[lucid]

Yeah, my old house's bathroom was so small that I could rest my face on the side of the sink while sitting on the toilet. It was a really efficient setup for draining multiple fluids. When I get busted for farting I laugh at those peoples misfortune- Haha, you have to smell someone else's fart, and it's mine!

[Clueless]

Whats funny is when you walk down a store aisle let a silent one rip and it's so friggin raunchy, you start hearing people gag.

yup...I done did that before

[Davids92Accord]

lol my toilet seat looks straight into my room so while i am taking a shit i get to watch some TV or movies while im dropping my friends off haha
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