"If you had to give up sex or driving what would you choose" -my GF
I have gone for months w/o sex... but since I started driving haven't gone too long w/o a car
I told her I would choose sex but really I would choose driving.
Cars are way cheaper and less stressful than girls.
Once you're done having your way with them you can leave them out on the street.
They're easy to turn on
They don't speak, unless you tell them to
You don't like something about them, you don't have to take them to the gym or drop subtle hints. Just go on Ebay and buy the parts
When you get bored with one you can just sell it and get another one
I really like my girl but when it comes down to it...
I told her I would choose sex but really I would choose driving.
Cars are way cheaper and less stressful than girls.
Once you're done having your way with them you can leave them out on the street.
They're easy to turn on
They don't speak, unless you tell them to
You don't like something about them, you don't have to take them to the gym or drop subtle hints. Just go on Ebay and buy the parts
When you get bored with one you can just sell it and get another one
Originally posted by James Brown
I love it
) there's alternatives haha.
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