I just wanted to take a moment...

[bobbycos]

I just wanted to take a moment to remind you folks that right now, there are hundreds of thousands of people all over the world.

that taste like chicken when properly prepared ACCORDing to the book

"To Serve Man"

[JDM_CB7_TX]

thanks for the info......

homes... =

[Shadow1]

If that's the case, then there are 1,760,000,000 theoretical babies being produced every hour.

well not really because some of those 1.76 billion might not be ovulating, might have their tubes tied, might be doing it anal, or even getting the batter in their mouth

[blu35p4rr0w]

All humans are people, but not all people are humans.

If that's the case, then there are 1,760,000,000 theoretical babies being produced every hour.

So how does 5.5 million people make 1 billion 760 million babies? if you divide 5,500,000 by two you get 2,750,000. so that's how many theoretical babies if everyone is having vaginal and is ovulating and does not have twins. if they have twins the number is 5.5 million. Please explain your math to me.

I just divided your 1.76 billion by 5.5 million. I'm getting 320. so each person is making 320 babies an hour? that's madness! Especially when it takes 2 to make a baby. Each couple is having 640 babies every hour. LMAO... I'm glad I don't live wherever you do. Women pop out babies like spiders lay eggs where you live huh?

Remember that 5.5 million includes, anal, oral, threesomes, foursomes, and 30 dudes on one woman. So the number is way WAY WAY lower than 2.75 million.

[stretch JDM]

Actually, no. That wasn't meant to be continued. I just wanted to remind you all that there are hundreds of thousands of people all over the world.

thats not as tall as me.

[visualpoet]

All humans are people, but not all people are humans.




So how does 5.5 million people make 1 billion 760 million babies? if you divide 5,500,000 by two you get 2,750,000. so that's how many theoretical babies if everyone is having vaginal and is ovulating and does not have twins. if they have twins the number is 5.5 million. Please explain your math to me.

I just divided your 1.76 billion by 5.5 million. I'm getting 320. so each person is making 320 babies an hour? that's madness! Especially when it takes 2 to make a baby. Each couple is having 640 babies every hour. LMAO... I'm glad I don't live wherever you do. Women pop out babies like spiders lay eggs where you live huh?

Remember that 5.5 million includes, anal, oral, threesomes, foursomes, and 30 dudes on one woman. So the number is way WAY WAY lower than 2.75 million.

A percentage of those 5.5 million people are German, and therefore superior to the rest of the world and quicker at conceiving so they make up the difference in numbers. Little known fact, Germans are the reason for overpopulation; They've filled up their own country and have been shipping the extras off to Third World countries for storage.

[GeoffM]

well not really because some of those 1.76 billion might not be ovulating, might have their tubes tied, might be doing it anal, or even getting the batter in their mouth

All humans are people, but not all people are humans.




So how does 5.5 million people make 1 billion 760 million babies? if you divide 5,500,000 by two you get 2,750,000. so that's how many theoretical babies if everyone is having vaginal and is ovulating and does not have twins. if they have twins the number is 5.5 million. Please explain your math to me.

I just divided your 1.76 billion by 5.5 million. I'm getting 320. so each person is making 320 babies an hour? that's madness! Especially when it takes 2 to make a baby. Each couple is having 640 babies every hour. LMAO... I'm glad I don't live wherever you do. Women pop out babies like spiders lay eggs where you live huh?

Remember that 5.5 million includes, anal, oral, threesomes, foursomes, and 30 dudes on one woman. So the number is way WAY WAY lower than 2.75 million.

If there are 5.5 million people having sex, then there is 5.5 million people ejaculating (forgot about lesbians). The average man shoots 40 - 600 millions sperms (forgot the actual name), and each one of those is a theoretical person. To get an average (40 + 600) / 2 = 320. Take 320 * 5.5 to get 1760. Add the zeros back in to get 1,760,000,000 sperms (which each represent a person).

Summary: 320,000 * 5,500,000 = 1,760,000,000

Germans are superior. Only the Danes are better in terms of sperm exporting.

[Ralphie]

How does a mod delete my post and the one above...but fail to remove visual poets??

Sorry dude, but the only time in history where Germans were referenced as being superior to the rest of humanity was WWII.....so your statement, while joking, can be taken as offensive.....so why was it left up?

I wasn't even offended...i was playing along, but if your going to delete 2, why stop there?

[JoshM]

How does a mod delete my post and the one above...but fail to remove visual poets??

Sorry dude, but the only time in history where Germans were referenced as being superior to the rest of humanity was WWII.....so your statement, while joking, can be taken as offensive.....so why was it left up?

I wasn't even offended...i was playing along, but if your going to delete 2, why stop there?

Visualpoet was making a reference to Geoff's "German" theory, in humor.
(See Geoff's thread)


blu35p4rr0w turned it away from humor, and crossed into a gray area that could offend many people. You continued, so I deleted both posts, instead of it turning into a flame fest which would then lead to member's getting banned.

[Ralphie]

I don't see a thread by Geoff but Visual, quoting bluesparrow.

Its not even a big deal.

I know he was kidding but i just figured it would go with the rest...if it wasn't there to begin with, bluesparrow wouldn't have went that direction but its obv not my area so ill leave it to you guys!

[deevergote]

Anyone who isn't familiar with the reference to Geoff's comment (made weeks ago, in a thread that has since sprawled to MANY pages...) could easily take Jon's statement out of context. Geoff's comment was regarding German cars, and how they're the best, because "the best people are in Germany". Personally, I think the best people live in the very center of Antarctica.

I'm probably just going to delete this thread. I made it in response to the "happy birthday" post that someone made, that made no sense at all. The statement comes from the end of a Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies song. Spoken, it's quite hilarious. Posted on a forum, it clearly misses the target.

[GeoffM]

Middle america FTW!

[Ralphie]

Yea when I first read Jons comment I was like wtf lol.

I didn't know what it was referencing until Josh posted.

I wasn't trying to make matters worse but that was headed down quick.

Damn foiled at the hands of Geoff again......

[GeoffM]

Damn foiled at the hands of Geoff again......

[deevergote]

Yea when I first read Jons comment I was like wtf lol.

I didn't know what it was referencing until Josh posted.

I wasn't trying to make matters worse but that was headed down quick.

Damn foiled at the hands of Geoff again......

Yeah, without understanding the reference, it's easy to misinterpret the comment. Knowing the reference, it's mildly funny...