Never listen to chicks ideas. *car stuck in sand*pics

[Maple50175]

So, Once upon a time I met this girl the same day she wanted to give me head. A week before she blocked me and didn't want to talk to me becuase people she knows were talking shit. She found out she wanted to meet me and see who I really am and she thought i was a cool guy. She loves giving head and yeah . We went to this soccer field to have some fun and she decided for me to go behind this tree and drive into the forest. I didn't want to but shes like I need you to fuck me now. so im like wtf.

So I drive and back my car in and me being a moron, and her being an idiot well the sand was like a hill, i went to back up and the whole fucking car was balanced on the hill. i Opened my door and the sand was right there. That's right I was STUCK. i was fucking PISSED the tires kept spinning and my wheels kept sinking, I had to get a stick and start digging, then i gave up, when i saw one wheel was off the ground in the rear.

Called aaa. and the guys like I can only go on pavmenbt it was a dirt road he goes if I get caught doing this i loose my job, so he pulled me out and yeah, My car is a sandpit now

Never listen to dumb bitches ideas okay.!

[sackingz123]

Karma

[Night Wolf]

1st off... is that a bone?

2nd... you should have put many sticks & stuff in front of the front wheels to give it grip

[Mista Juice]

good lord you are pathetic..

[Night Wolf]

[Leung]

lol that's funny.

aww no pics of the girl?

[Frazzums]

But did you get to bang the girl?

[Charliehstle209]

I still would've banged her out right there on the sand! LoL

[MikeW]

1. x2 on the banging the chick regardless of the current situation. (Guys love head. But we'd rather be part of a heist or own a monkey, if we could)
2. That doesnt look to be that deep. I was expecting like sand halfway up the axles...
3. when something like that happens, usually a blanket, board or piece of wood comes in handy. Chainlink if you got it, but no one ever does. (thats why i carry plenty of blankets in my trunk)

And what the hell were you thinking?!?!? If it was dark, or dark enough, and the park was empty, just park. You just gotta keep an eye out for 5-0, and let her do the work.

[deevergote]

X3 on banging the chick... it's Wayne, so I'm sure he did... but yeah... if you go back there for that purpose, and your car gets stuck in sand... and you don't even get any... total waste of time!

sackingz, what do you mean by karma? Are you referring to some sort of business transaction that you have no business referring to? I hope not... there's no place for that here...

[cp[mike]]

i nominate the above set of pictures as the selection for creating A BUNCH OF MAPLEOWNED PHOTOCHOPS!!! WOOHOOO

[img]http://www.****.com/pics/wayneflood.jpg[/img]

[4CYLPOWER92]

fuckin aye LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

But yeah, before you got mad and all that, you should of hit it.

[b-bomb]

i nominate the above set of pictures as the selection for creating A BUNCH OF MAPLEOWNED PHOTOCHOPS!!! WOOHOOO

[img]http://www.****.com/pics/wayneflood.jpg[/img]

Yeah, if she was hot I would have banged her anyway and THEN called AAA.

[Gemini]

[4CYLPOWER92]

Yeah, I'm still lol'ing ha hhahhhhhhhhhhhhhh