Rap Battle Cypher

[MRX]

Thats right! Lay down some lyrics but keep it short! Preferably 4-12 lines. Diss the last person is how the cypher works or spit whatever. Lets see how long we can keep this going. Anybody can join don't worry about bein wack just lay down the law. And remember its all love in the end!

You've entered the dragon, i'm the slayer of this cypher(cypha),
I could take leave for a year and u fools still wouldn't spit fire(fiya).
The scalper, yea off the top of my head that last line fled,
I command the kingdom so its off with the top of ur head!

[jay78]

havent done this a long while...im prob kind of corny.....

please dont bust my balls for my spelling either.


a dragon? u more like a WEAK LIZARD/
i spit sharp, its like i SPEAK with SCISSORS/
constantly a WEED HITTER/ sourness in my veins, i BLEED BITTER/
a lot of snow in my early days, belive me.....ive SEEN WINTERS,

im just one FAT BASTARD/
pschologically a VAST DISASTER/
that will HACK into ur computer and steel the porno PASSWORDS/
i burn cheap hash, BLACK like CAT-TURDS/
on some 1992 shit.......got my pants on BACKWARDS

u are not a SCALPER, at best a DEFIANT PILGRIM/
fuck over the COUNTER, i eat meds in an ASSYLUM, CHILLEN/
been doin this sense the GIANTS had PHIL SIMS/
ill break any emcees back, like potholes KILL RIMS.

[MRX]

(shiiiiiiiiit) I will SHIT on emcees ,
try to throw me off the pot.
I'm the Big Bang, bitch
you're the fuckin' 60 watt.

Son i will pump you till ur bones are dry,
interrogate the kid like i'm FBI,
Frame you for first degree felonies,
conduct a train on ur bitch while u beg and plead,
quarantine assets, double your past debts, now ur materials siezed,
and let the bureau keep runnin' through ur girl like her venereal disease.

[93EXaesthetic]

plz stop the rappin ../ ill leave you scarred like ur turbo manifold /
reprogrammin your brain like uberdata / shootin flowz to make your brain scatta / its 93exaesthetic / flows telekenetic / retrainin on satcom / with flows you cant fathom / dont know the playz better ask your boy madden

damn kinda weak / weak point is the peak of your skill set / you tryin to rap / you got it twisted like a drill bit/ plz stick to reflashing / and fuckin with chrome.... plz drop the mic and leave the flows alone / ..

[h22sparkle]

when you see me with my gun on /gonna be a one on you know the type shit mike be on/to all the g's middle fingers up /haters down hate to say it pussy ass clowns on some more hatin on the cb because they can never see me or be me. I got 2 cars the best of 2 worlds, my game i spit got me right on top of ya girl /while she be on top of my top pop,pop upside her knot through her ass and out her throat comon now i hate to gloat.

On the real sometimes this shits wack ,***** watchya back be settin traps for yall windowshoppas, fake ass coppas giving us tuners tickets and wanna drop us. battle click h22 type s be fuckin you basemodel basterds with no intake leavin skidmarks plasterd, with no holds leavin yall stuck pluggin prongs and checkin ecu codes

[MRX]

oooooo....we knew it was bound to happen,
busted dude from NY frontin' like he clappin'.
Well, since this dude, wanna act so crude,
he can get chopped up too like minced up food.
Add 1 cup of dumb, cause his mind's blocked like a barracade,
beat it with the ugly stick and let em' marinade.
let him keep sleepin' like Rip Van Winkle, mix in ur own tinkle,
toss in some wrinkles then drag it across the floor and call it h22sprinkle.

Thats just ONE line from the south,
to contort ur spine to a different route,
this is Midnite's reign son,
u ain't shit but a drought.
and we STILL don't understand a fuckin' word thats comin out ur mouth!

[allgo_allshow]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
MRX won't get owned.
He's too good for you.

[Gemini]

oooooo....we knew it was bound to happen,
busted dude from NY frontin' like he clappin'.
Well, since this dude, wanna act so crude,
he can get chopped up too like minced up food.
Add 1 cup of dumb, cause his mind's blocked like a barracade,
beat it with the ugly stick and let em' marinade.
let him keep sleepin' like Rip Van Winkle, mix in ur own tinkle,
toss in some wrinkles then drag it across the floor and call it h22sprinkle.

Thats just ONE line from the south,
to contort ur spine to a different route,
this is Midnite's reign son,
u ain't shit but a drought.
and we STILL don't understand a fuckin' word thats comin out ur mouth!

[cp[mike]]

owned by the midnight reign. good shit antoine.

[d112crzy]

oooooo....we knew it was bound to happen,
busted dude from NY frontin' like he clappin'.
Well, since this dude, wanna act so crude,
he can get chopped up too like minced up food.
Add 1 cup of dumb, cause his mind's blocked like a barracade,
beat it with the ugly stick and let em' marinade.
let him keep sleepin' like Rip Van Winkle, mix in ur own tinkle,
toss in some wrinkles then drag it across the floor and call it h22sprinkle.

Thats just ONE line from the south,
to contort ur spine to a different route,
this is Midnite's reign son,
u ain't shit but a drought.
and we STILL don't understand a fuckin' word thats comin out ur mouth!

OMFG! hahahahahahahahaha.
OWND

[stormblkcb7]

Alright this is my first shot at trying this. But here it goes for you MRX

All I hear is bitch talk you might as well get on your knees and suck this cock. Once your done I will put you back where you belong so make sure you ask your mama for her thong. Because all night you will be used as a fuck n suck doll.

Your flows are weak, they make me sick. I might as well bust out my glock and put you down like the clown you are, and save us all from the despair of another suicide affair.

[h22sparkle]

Okay cb7ers listen up,i gots that hot track that you wanna sip in that cup . This bitch cat wanna rap just talkin gangster, since hes done a couple of tunes hes still a herb in the imports tryin to make a comeback on the forum is still a wanksta. These birds and herbs that stick by ya side still made mre power than all the cars you tuned and still they wanna dickride, bro step aside ya shit is wack step back ya not fuckin with the h22 or turbo on both cause i got that crack. What is it? you coked up or doped, up bring ya turbo leak and crack in ya manifold to get smoked up wtf.

oh you from the jacksonville so you be fakin jacks *****,say my name now and thats yo fuckin ass ***** tryed to play it cool so i threw you a pass ***** ,now guess what i gots to lay you down like that last ***** pop,pop comin from from the allmotor redline 250whp comin from you so you know its that time to put you to sleep,so hard for you to swallow ya food while you try to cop G moves on the tenoclock news. ya guilt trip back up its that deep for you to get swallowed back into the ocean from that rare whale you date you already i put that tag in her so national geographic can locate heard that song deever brung me back and this whole side from the dead my cars be bleedin just the rust stains just like ya tampons that you be wearin bordello red. Tuck ya tail between ya legs because cause you just aint rich, pickin on s2k's driven by a girl from a roll still makes you look like a bitch. Race real cars with real stars step ya game up on a dipper,dapper go back to ps2 an cop a copy of parapper the rapperbefore i done clapped ya.

Now at ya new job ya gotta follow ya seargents and exes or get yo ass pumped with the smithnwesson. heh listen to this yougsta talkin about im done ya need to disappear like my shadow and just crawl back into the hole you came from. 1 and that tune on a slobber knob like corn on tha cob check in with me and do ya job trying to cock it and lock it, this pimps done his job already the money you make in a year i got that in my pocket

[h22sparkle]

this dude with mrx hes got bones it his closet,
it aint what it seems
i got his ass jailstyle just whipped wearin wiggs screamin out maybe its maibellene
trying to play me not so fast
hatin on ya own cb7 click dummyass
passin by you in the hspruce spruce with no juice
like idiots I swearve around you in the fdeuce,deuce on low boost
just the other day a member was makin fun of frank wank
then looked up at a pic and saw a pic of you and thought it was carltonbanks
so do the 2 step and swing and dance i throwback attack ya bladder when you line up in ya car before you race you piss ya pants
but no cali for you atleast my tunes aint chopped and screwed
bits and pieces are all thats left ya so scared ta death 400whp asked ya to step up ya just sat there and held ya breath

no iya got dat fiya lunmped one head get blown back into the past with the shotty pump,pump ya dead
ya fancrew kissin ya balls talkin all dat jazz tryin to play toughguy when ya really bitchass
now i dare ya try me you can caatch a slug in the lobby
go ahead file a report its hard to find me but when them cops leave the scene and you alone on tha phone im catchin a body.
get snipped at the wrong time for you when im there for me the time is right
to run you into the ground gamers up hataz down
just remember in no place is ya place to step ya game in face either stay down or get layed downcause im catchin a case and retreat to ya lyrics you found from some ***** on myspace.

[h22sparkle]

welcome back to the new house of wax
nicely how i left mrx to fall in my trap
steadily to fake jacks they jump up to get smacked

Now eat this up well my dude
before ya get on stage to get boo'ed
I will leave you with major lacerations
ya tae'bo tunin hoe ya karate teachers name is mastabation
Its what you do best i confess and congress
Its not best for you just die out like a stabbin and follow through
imma make everyone embaressed who even follows you
Goddamnit im crazy i dont take my medication
ya boys is like lost souls just not knowin what im holdin or what they be facin

when i mow you down comin through with it its the pits
talkin shit about me heh wrong im the juggernaut bitch
when i come for the title give it up ya feelin me
now listen i can either take this shit or you can give it to meh willinlay

now i got ya chained up with incarceration
duck fo cova ya mark muthbucka
cause i be tunin ya grimetime slime tuned back into the gutta
the rhymes i spit is easy
the shit you talk is cheesy
so think about the next time ya start talkin greasy

[93EXaesthetic]

LOL ...damn h22SPRINKLE...ROFL..rofl...

he got ya mang ..