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    #16
    Happy lol
    To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all #CB7Life

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      #17
      lol,ya

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        #18
        I'm wonderin what kind of pants that guy wears... If he wears jeans, it muct look like there's a python crawling down his leg!

        He must wear a sock on the end to keep it warm!



        You know how when you're sleeping, sometimes you sleep on your arm funny or something? It loses all feeling and gets that painful tingling sensation? Think that hapens to that guy's member?






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          #19
          Originally posted by deevergote
          I'm wonderin what kind of pants that guy wears... If he wears jeans, it muct look like there's a python crawling down his leg!
          you know i was also thinking about that.... if he ever pops a boner in public the whole freaking world would know. probly knock some stuff over too.


          - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
          - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
          - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
          - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
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            #20
            If he was wearing some constrictive pants, like jeans, popping a boner would probably hurt like hell! Or rip a hole...


            Think he has to hold it up out of the bowl when he takes a dump?






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              #21
              man dude if any other guy did her, he wont feel a thinkg lol!!

              damn man whoa. NAH haha (hey look! I'm stealing other people's catch phrases!! I'm a douchebag!!! )
              Last edited by deevergote; 05-03-2004, 02:50 AM.
              What makes me laugh about forums, is that no matter how much you try to help someone, they dont take the advice. Go ahead and do it the hard way.

              You got to respect what you drive, and appreciate what you have, making the best of what you got. and if that means putting CAI, HID's, a phat stereo system, and a idiot in the drivers seat...then so be it!

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                #22
                Originally posted by accordztech

                damn man whoa. NAH haha
                WTF man, thats my line!

                Oh, and its Woah Na, with an A no AH!

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                  #23
                  hehe shut ur grass i just stole it and switched it around now its my word :owned:
                  What makes me laugh about forums, is that no matter how much you try to help someone, they dont take the advice. Go ahead and do it the hard way.

                  You got to respect what you drive, and appreciate what you have, making the best of what you got. and if that means putting CAI, HID's, a phat stereo system, and a idiot in the drivers seat...then so be it!

                  Retro!

                  Hater

                  I love nooBs...They make me look good

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                    #24
                    Man, go roll in your own shit or something...

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                      #25
                      ill show u what shit is up...haha...literally

                      What makes me laugh about forums, is that no matter how much you try to help someone, they dont take the advice. Go ahead and do it the hard way.

                      You got to respect what you drive, and appreciate what you have, making the best of what you got. and if that means putting CAI, HID's, a phat stereo system, and a idiot in the drivers seat...then so be it!

                      Retro!

                      Hater

                      I love nooBs...They make me look good

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                        #26
                        You know that chick is gonna be sore for awhile.
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                          #27
                          hmmm im kinda skeptical of all these 'penile measurements' I've seen/ heard before. Like John Holmes...they said he is like 14"...but look at a ruler...and add 2 inches...if you've ever seen his pics/movies you'd know he's maybe more like 10 inches. I think current biggest dude in porn is Lex Steele...that brutha is hung, got like 11 inches...and it looks like 11 inches as well.

                          Biggest 'professionally documented' dick in history is 12 inches...of course unless you have elephantitis, in which case ladies would point and laugh at you. But yeah, there's a bunch of absurd claims out there...I think most of them are either fake prosthetic extentions or they're just trying to push movie sales.

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                            #28
                            If my shit was that big id assault any chick who laughs at the elephantitis like whatah! charge at her with it and shit miss and hold her friend hostage like you have to come back for her shes being held hostage right now oh and she cant talk with her mouth and ass full. Be on some joint that will go through through her mouth and out her ass lol.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by h22sparkle
                              Be on some joint that will go through through her mouth and out her ass lol.
                              That's sig worthy.

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                                #30
                                i feel sorry for whoever tries to fuck her after that guy.
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