CPMRTOTD - the cp[mike] random thread of the day! (#19 - slackage excuse)

[cp[mike]]

alright guys heres the deal. the IT guy had been here at my branch last week, and seeing as how im not allowed to browse the net (aka, cb7tuner) i couldnt get on the site at all, and the cpmrtotd's havent happened in a while. now that hes gone, a new guy just started and im supposed to train him all week. so i may not get a chance to browse the site or post any more CPMRTOTD's this week either.

but while im here, ill leave you with this thought.

a hand dryer. made to dry off your hands, of course. so lets say youre building/designing a bathroom, and you decide to use an electric hand dryer instead of a roll of paper towels. generally, youd put the machine kinda at face level, so the air blows downward to dry your hands. but what if youre using a machine that doesnt have the standard down-blowing vent, but one that blows straight forward? unless youre 7 feet tall, wouldnt you want to NOT put it at face level? i dried my hands with this thing, i had to hold them up in front of my face to get any air, and all it was doing was blowing the water off of my hands onto my face and shirt. i walked out of the bathroom looking like i couldnt find the toilet and decided to piss all over my chest.

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[AccordWarrior]

Mike, you do realize its in bad taste to urinate on yourself in public, right? I thought we already had this discussion. What you do in your private life is your perrogative, but please, think of the children.

[allgo_allshow]

i walked out of the bathroom looking like i couldnt find the toilet and decided to piss all over my chest.

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Ahahahahah! OMG, I think you just made my day with that comment! My boss is wondering why I'm laughing so hard.

[Dirty Harry]

I have a feeling your janitor designed that hand dryer...

[CustomLowz]

Im sorry mike, what if we got you a chair to stand on? Then you can look like you just pissed your pants?

on another note, there is a Denny's close to my place that has the hand driers that you can aim, and one is right next to the urinal. I've never done it, but i heard about people having some warm fun with those.

[gloryaccordy]

Im sorry mike, what if we got you a chair to stand on? Then you can look like you just pissed your pants?

on another note, there is a Denny's close to my place that has the hand driers that you can aim, and one is right next to the urinal. I've never done it, but i heard about people having some warm fun with those.

Some people will do anything for a blow job

[Maple50175]

haha thats funny. I think it's missing the peice that makes it shoot down.

[LoS HimSelF]

LMFAO haaaaaaaaaaaa

[Maple50175]

yah know?

[cp[mike]]

haha thats funny. I think it's missing the peice that makes it shoot down.

actually the round silver thing im holding in the picture is the vent, it rotates and has slats that are pointed like 0.01° downward.

maybe they should have just mounted it on the ceiling. or just buy a NORMAL one, like the one you pictured.

[MikeW]

Nice example wayne. Love the Hand Model im with Justin..maybe that janitor had something to do with this..

Itd be funny if they just planted it on the floor as well. Probably more useful there than on the wall..