Clubs

[MikeW]

Tonight dude, i gotta dance. What? chicks? No, fuck chicks!

Mind if i knock against you with my cock? Just for about an hour? ...my denim cock..?

The fucking music at the clubs is usually way too loud. That one beat all night *techno beat* "This kinda fuckin loud. I would enjoy this is if it was a lil tiny bit lower...just a lil tiny bit." Then you realize its so fucking loud cuz youre dancing in front of the speakers. The whole place is speakers..you think youre going into the bathroom and youre goin into the woofer. "Dont go in that door, thats the woofer." And they just play that once beat all night *techno beat*..somebody scream!" and everyones like "..I'll scream.." then after you leave, all you can hear for 3 days is "WHHHHHHHAAAAAAA"

[cp[mike]]

hes hilarious...

chicks? fuck chicks. i just gotta DANCE.

[CustomLowz]

Tonight dude, i gotta dance. What? chicks? No, fuck chicks!

Mind if i knock against you with my cock? Just for about an hour? ...my denim cock..?

The fucking music at the clubs is usually way too loud. That one beat all night *techno beat* "This kinda fuckin loud. I would enjoy this is if it was a lil tiny bit lower...just a lil tiny bit." Then you realize its so fucking loud cuz youre dancing in front of the speakers. The whole place is speakers..you think youre going into the bathroom and youre goin into the woofer. "Dont go in that door, thats the woofer." And they just play that once beat all night *techno beat*..somebody scream!" and everyones like "..I'll scream.." then after you leave, all you can hear for 3 days is "WHHHHHHHAAAAAAA"

Pickles are just salty cucumbers...

[MikeW]

"..pickles...the pickles...cheese pickles.." ma'am? hello? ok so you want some pickles. Ma'am are you trying to molest me via drive thru here?"

[93Akkord]

"..pickles...the pickles...cheese pickles.." ma'am? hello? ok so you want some pickles. Ma'am are you trying to molest me via drive thru here?"

sweet and sour sauce all over my pussy!


"SOMEBODY GET ME SOME SAUCE!! SHE WANTS IT HER WAY!!"

[LoS HimSelF]

"Monopoly. Everyone has it. NOBODY likes it. Even if you think you like it, you don't. It's easy why...cause this is everyone here after two and a half hours into a game- (WHOOSH) FUCK this game! It's four in the morning Grandma! YOU WIN!! I'm sitting on Baltic with crap! I'm paying luxury tax out the ass!! And I hate it when you're the banker--where'd you get those pink fifties you cheating whore?! Don't fuckin' touch me grandpa, NANA is a cheating WHORE! And I should cut your head off with this little doggy."