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    CPMRTOTD - the cp[mike] random thread of the day! (#9 - stupid janitors)

    most of you probably remember me bitching about our work janitor putting the paper towel and toilet paper rolls on the spools backwards, so the loose end is against the wall.

    it was mentioned that that method was correct and helps keep paper scrap wasteages down to a minimum.

    i doubt that he "knows how to do it right" because (ill lay it out nice and clear) - hes an idiot.

    this is the clean garbage can that i see every morning. note its empty, and it has a fresh bag. so, hes doing his job (heh) but if you notice, what the hell is with how he put the bag in?

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/cpmrtotd/garbage1.jpg[/img]

    he puts the bag in the can, then proceeds to PULL THE SIDES ALL THE WAY DOWN so the bag in the center is just about at the top of the can. so a 13 gallon can has been effectively reduced to a 1 gallon. he then ties the sides into a tight knot. you cant relaly see it in the pic but the available garbage storage room is only 4-5".

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/cpmrtotd/garbage2.jpg[/img]

    this causes two issues:

    1. as you can see, the can is tapered and this makes it so the bag is too tight to move, so even if you try to push the bag down, it doesnt move; and

    2. the bag basically seals to the can from how tight he makes it that it seals in 12 gallons of air, that makes it even MORE impossible to push down by hand.

    every morning i need to cut a tiny hole in the center of the bag and stretch the outsides and fix the stupid thing.

    my boss left a note on the can one night: "please put bag in correctly"... we came the next morning to a note asking us to let him know what we want done (!?) so she wrote a longer note explaining that he should not pull the bag all the way over, so theres room to throw garbage in. well, that was last night. and guess what. i came in this morning and took the picture you see above.

    it really sucks throwing something into the garbage can and having it actually BOUNCE OFF OF THE BAG and bounce out and fall behind it somewhere under the counter. and it sucks even more having a janitor that cant comprehend a VERY simple note and apply it to his job.


    - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
    - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
    - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
    - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
    - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
    - 1992 Accord EX - White coupe (sold)
    - 1993 Accord EX - Grey coupe (stolen)
    - 1993 Accord SE - Gold coupe (sold)
    Current cars:
    - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon - Daily driver
    - 2004 Chevrolet Express AWD - Camper conversion

    #2
    Apparently he never took Janitorial 101.
    Always remember that only you can make your dreams a reality.

    Never forget that your style is all that matters when it comes to your ride, but be respectful to others who don't share your vision.

    Proud Alum of the University of Texas at Tyler, Class of 2010

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      #3
      Hes not "popping" the bag open before he puts it in and is possibly tying the knot before he puts it in. Tell him to open the bag first, then put it in, then tie the knot so the bag stays snug in the can.


      KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
      Originally posted by Jarrett
      Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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        #4
        I would just throw all the garbage around tha bag, and have a note, until the bag is put in correctly, you will not use the can. Or, rip the bag in the middle, and throw the garbage in the can, that way the bag is not being used. More work for him, same work for you!

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          #5
          Originally posted by CustomLowz
          I would just throw all the garbage around tha bag, and have a note, until the bag is put in correctly, you will not use the can. Or, rip the bag in the middle, and throw the garbage in the can, that way the bag is not being used. More work for him, same work for you!
          that sounds like something I would do.
          1993 Accord LX - Sold
          93 BMW 525it - SOLD
          92 Accord EX Sedan - SOLD
          2000 Accord Coupe - Traded-In
          2003 Accord V6 6spd Coupe - Sold
          2001 Honda Civic Ex - SOLD
          2013 Chevy Traverse LTZ - Kid hauler
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            #6
            Same thing as Lowz only empty a can of pop in there first, that where theres a nice lil puddle in the bottom so he not only has to clean the can, but the bag will drip when he pulls it out.


            KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
            Originally posted by Jarrett
            Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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              #7
              heres a picture from this morning. the garbage can was *completely untouched*, all i did was throw the brown paper bag in.

              [img]http://www.****.com/pics/cpmrtotd/garbagecan.jpg[/img]


              - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
              - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
              - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
              - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
              - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
              - 1992 Accord EX - White coupe (sold)
              - 1993 Accord EX - Grey coupe (stolen)
              - 1993 Accord SE - Gold coupe (sold)
              Current cars:
              - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon - Daily driver
              - 2004 Chevrolet Express AWD - Camper conversion

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                #8
                Originally posted by cp[mike]
                heres a picture from this morning. the garbage can was *completely untouched*, all i did was throw the brown paper bag in.

                [img]http://www.****.com/pics/cpmrtotd/garbagecan.jpg[/img]
                put a HUGE slit in the garbage can bag...

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                  #9
                  Fill the allowable space BENEATH the trash bag with human and/or animal shit so when he takes out the old bag, he'll be encountering shit face to face.
                  wat

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                    #10
                    next time he comes to clean, we are just going to take the bag out, ball it up, and throw IT into the garbage can. and let him deal with a bagless can full of garbage. im sure having to put all the garbage from the can into a bag every day will piss him off enough to the point of doing it correctly.

                    but maybe he still doesnt realize what hes doing wrong.


                    - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
                    - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
                    - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
                    - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
                    - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
                    - 1992 Accord EX - White coupe (sold)
                    - 1993 Accord EX - Grey coupe (stolen)
                    - 1993 Accord SE - Gold coupe (sold)
                    Current cars:
                    - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon - Daily driver
                    - 2004 Chevrolet Express AWD - Camper conversion

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by cp[mike]
                      next time he comes to clean, we are just going to take the bag out, ball it up, and throw IT into the garbage can. and let him deal with a bagless can full of garbage. im sure having to put all the garbage from the can into a bag every day will piss him off enough to the point of doing it correctly.

                      but maybe he still doesnt realize what hes doing wrong.
                      do that, and dump some tomato soup and coffee with cream onto the garbage... that should be fun to clean...

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by cp[mike]
                        it really sucks throwing something into the garbage can and having it actually BOUNCE OFF OF THE BAG and bounce out and fall behind it somewhere under the counter. and it sucks even more having a janitor that cant comprehend a VERY simple note and apply it to his job.
                        LMFAO! I can imagine that now seeing you toss a paper at it and it bounces out.
                        Originally posted by deevergote
                        I'd eat a baby for free. I'm hungry, dammit!

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                          #13
                          Man you guys are mean.

                          Still though... LOL @ a garbage bag trampoline


                          Originally posted by lordoja
                          im with you on that one bro! aint nothing beat free food and drinks any day of the week, even if its at a funeral

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by yeamans17
                            didn't you mention in one of the other threads that he was mentally challenged? sometimes people just need things spelled out for them. you should make a video of how to properly place a bag in the can and send it home with him
                            lol'sers

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                              #15
                              Well, him being "challenged" changes things...i thought the dude was just an idiot or a fuckhead..either way, i say wait til you see him at work, in the office, right there by the can, and say, "Is there anyway you can do it like this-*_insert how-to here_*- ?"



                              KeepinItClean | EnviousFilms | NoBigDeal | YET2BSCENE | .· ` ' / ·. | click here.
                              Originally posted by Jarrett
                              Is there a goal you're trying to accomplish besides looking dope as hell?

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