The "Mad Tuners!" Muahaha

[xplode]

xplode and chessboxer have brought you this wonderful tuner guide ! (warning dont try at home) to all who dont know, THIS IS JUST A JOKE!! DONT FUCKING PUT ANY RESISTORS NEAR UR FUCKING CAR ROFL IF U DO U DESERVE UR SHIT FUCKED UP.. lol

destructobot3000: loud=fast you know
destructobot3000: duh
destructobot3000: its physics and shit
xplode z z: lol
xplode z z: your rite
xplode z z: 2000 decibles
xplode z z: =
xplode z z: 45HP
xplode z z: how could i forget
destructobot3000: thats why at the speed of sound there is a sonic boom
xplode z z: yup
xplode z z: i cant believe i forgot that
xplode z z: supid me
destructobot3000: yeah
xplode z z: That also means
xplode z z: rust, causes the body to be streamline
xplode z z: and
xplode z z: gives less resistance
xplode z z: therefore
xplode z z: more HP
xplode z z: rofl
destructobot3000: if only i can get my muffler to make a sound equal to that of a sonic boom, my car will therefore travel at the speed of sound or greater
destructobot3000: weve got it figured out
destructobot3000: we could make one hell of a mean machine
xplode z z: yup[
xplode z z: i bet
xplode z z: it wont make it under 18 seconds
xplode z z: lol
xplode z z: o
xplode z z: dude
xplode z z: we cant forget
xplode z z: the performance "chip" resistors
xplode z z: taht give 04HP
xplode z z: those are a must.
xplode z z: 40HP
destructobot3000: yeah
destructobot3000: or more
xplode z z: yeah
xplode z z: they dyno;ed
xplode z z: ive heard
xplode z z: the best resistor
destructobot3000: hahahahahahhaaha
xplode z z: its like
xplode z z: 75 cents
xplode z z: but gives liek
xplode z z: A Forced Induction
xplode z z: comparable
xplode z z: power.
destructobot3000: hahahaha
xplode z z: dyno proved it
xplode z z: hahahaha
xplode z z: 450HP
xplode z z: it was insane
xplode z z: they had to go back to the 10 cent resistor
xplode z z: because the engine wasnt built enuf for that
destructobot3000: each cent you spend on the resistor is equal to 1 psi from a turbo
xplode z z: yes
xplode z z: exactly
xplode z z: well.
destructobot3000: and each psi is at least 10 hp
xplode z z: yes
destructobot3000: untuned
destructobot3000: and un intercooled
xplode z z: yup
xplode z z: dude
xplode z z: plus u dont need a BOV
xplode z z: cus its so like
xplode z z: technically
xplode z z: advanced
xplode z z: it controls itself
destructobot3000: yeah, you just buy the horn that makes the sound
xplode z z: it knows when the engine cant "take any more"
xplode z z: hahahaha!
destructobot3000: but if you have vtec, that is never
xplode z z: yup
xplode z z: VTEC is just lik
xplode z z: the key to the unlimited
xplode z z: source of power
destructobot3000: it comes from god
destructobot3000: he sent it to honda
xplode z z: yup
xplode z z: its just
xplode z z: too great for words
xplode z z: plus the colors on the resistor are so dull, they actually cool the engine bay 130 degrees
xplode z z: its a science in itself
destructobot3000: yeah
xplode z z: but what intrigues me the most
xplode z z: is how..
xplode z z: its just so smart
xplode z z: to make the engine just run so fast
destructobot3000: and the ones that are shiney like diamonds, which is aka ice, act as an ice cooled intercooler
xplode z z: YUP
xplode z z: infact
xplode z z: i've heard
xplode z z: if you take liek
xplode z z: 10 resistors
xplode z z: and stuff it in the intake
xplode z z: and WOT
xplode z z: it sucks them in
xplode z z: and.. it configures the internals
xplode z z: for you
xplode z z: its amazing
xplode z z: it re aligns the pistons, strengthens the rods
destructobot3000: ups the compression ratio
xplode z z: yes
xplode z z: and re grinds the camshaft
destructobot3000: it reinforces things you didnt know you had
xplode z z: yup
xplode z z: its like
xplode z z: a mechanic
xplode z z: for 1.00
xplode z z: you can actually make VTEC out of a tin can and some string
destructobot3000: hahahhaha
xplode z z: hahahahaha
xplode z z: this is too funn
xplode z z: funny*
destructobot3000: shit, heres the real secret to vtec
http://riceornot.ricecop.com/?auto=30265
xplode z z: yes
xplode z z: dude
xplode z z: dont let that secret out
destructobot3000: i shant
xplode z z: EVREONE WILL HAVE VTEC!
xplode z z: k
xplode z z: goiod
destructobot3000: the domestics will win!
destructobot3000: oh nos!
xplode z z: dude
xplode z z: We cant let that happen
xplode z z: now
xplode z z: if u want vtec to engage
xplode z z: earlier
xplode z z: u remove all the belts
destructobot3000: the new cavaliers will have eco-vtec engines
destructobot3000: ha
destructobot3000: exactly
xplode z z: yup
xplode z z: saves weight
destructobot3000: which also serves as weight reduction
destructobot3000: ha
xplode z z: lol
xplode z z: HAHAHA
destructobot3000: we should start a shop
xplode z z: yep
destructobot3000: with names like destructobot and xplode
xplode z z: lololol
destructobot3000: things are bound to go well
xplode z z: yeah really
xplode z z: talkl about law suits
xplode z z: hahhah
destructobot3000: boom

xplode z z: dude
xplode z z: we can take that
xplode z z: clean off the brake's
xplode z z: and give liek 60 hp
destructobot3000: he would run our supercar
xplode z z: yes
xplode z z: he'd
xplode z z: have all the resistors
xplode z z: we could put resistors on the brakes
destructobot3000: maybe
destructobot3000: yeah
xplode z z: to make them "grab" harder
xplode z z: no wut i mean
destructobot3000: we should remove the brakes because were so ingenious
xplode z z: yeah
destructobot3000: and just put resistors there
xplode z z: he can use the parachute
xplode z z: or...
xplode z z: we can cut a hole in the floor
destructobot3000: because braking is just resistance
xplode z z: yes
destructobot3000: and resistors can resist well
xplode z z: yes
destructobot3000: it is their essence
xplode z z: exactly!
xplode z z: now i dont know
xplode z z: but i think
xplode z z: that hood scoop
destructobot3000: thus mad vtec turbo resistor stopping torndado braking fury
xplode z z: EXACTLY!
xplode z z: but the hood scoop
destructobot3000: its what the world needs
xplode z z: we can put
xplode z z: liek
xplode z z: a giant washer nozzle
xplode z z: that blinks pink
xplode z z: that gives 10 hp
xplode z z: cus the color "affects" the engine
destructobot3000: if we spend a little more and get the type r pink, then shit
destructobot3000: its over
xplode z z: oh i know
destructobot3000: jdm type r pink washer nozzles
xplode z z: yeah
xplode z z: we can put them
xplode z z: on the cat
xplode z z: to get high flow
destructobot3000: only found on the jdm nsx type r
destructobot3000: ha
destructobot3000: yeah, no resistors there
xplode z z: LOL
destructobot3000: were not stupid
xplode z z: ROFL!1
xplode z z: dude i was just gonna say that
xplode z z: rofl
xplode z z: STOLEN line =p
destructobot3000: hahaha
destructobot3000: were geniuses

[excalibur02]

wow rotflmao

that is some crazy shit i thought i was saying most of them and i am like wft am i serious. the hamster needs more like 3 more

good convo man

mauricio

[chessboxer]

dyno

the dyno doesnt lie! check it out! i cant make this up, its a dyno!
notice you cant see the marks because the dyno cant count that high.

[xplode]

to all who dont know, THIS IS JUST A JOKE!! DONT FUCKING PUT ANY RESISTORS NEAR UR FUCKING CAR ROFL IF U DO U DESERVE UR SHIT FUCKED UP.. lol

[cp[mike]]

hahahaha, thats hella long.

funniest part:
destructobot3000: we should start a shop
destructobot3000: with names like destructobot and xplode
destructobot3000: things are bound to go well

thats awesome

at least u have a dyno plot to prove the results, most people dont! way to do your homework and post some good info.

[xplode]

well it was super fun just to shoot the shit and make it up.. was good time.. hope u fauckers enjoy the little joke Yup the Dyno is super leet/