Alright guys here at 3/1 word story! My copy paste fingers are killin me!
Everything was taken from http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthre...3&page=1&pp=40
Enjoy!
Honda Accords are
awesome cars that
have cancerous rust
from fuzzy bunnies
which are found
in small crevaces
in the cracks
in my pants
i am wearing
but they ripped
at the crotch
so i took
me some pickles
and shoved them
to my favorite
somewhere i cant
keep hidden from.
I love to
make kitties purr
In ways that
*** guys love
to do with
as i please
and to fondel
while wearing pudding.
to my enjoyment
makes me wanna
grab a fuckin
Old dried Jalapeņo
Shaped Bottle And .........
shove it in
to an unexplored
dark, scary place
which is cold
full of slimey
ejaculated male sperm. Puppies eat cheese
by The Sea.
In the rain
while smoking rocks
burn holes in
motrin iv jesus
pissing christ you
definitely got owned
by fire ants
that work in
ahahahaha banned.
a pink pussy
during the day
that's so loose
stretched to limit
that they fall
to earth's center
down into Hell
Where they suck..
Beautiful magical rainbows
that comes from
coffee stained teeth
In my pimp
barbie powerwheels so
i can go
spanked the fat
kid from the
old candy store
that scarfed down
a double whopper
in thirty seconds
and then threw
flour on her
which made me
get a boner.
and put it
in her ass
sitting side ways
on a teeter-totter
touching her boobies
and licking her
brothers stupid lollypop
while he shoved
his arm in
the big sand
box full of
chinese food leftovers
that emitted anawful cat smell
till vtec kicked
in my crazy
imaginary lsd reality
filled with many
free VTEC engines
that i just
stole from a
poor old lady
who was in
a bikini contest
and she won
a brand new
hat that she
used to collect
beer bottle caps
that she threw
at her son
at lil kids
who were smoking
pot like it
was sweet candy
from the first
puff to the
the last drop
of folgers coffee
with the vodka
that they stole
out of Grandma's
green accord that
will stomp a
twin turbo supra
that was very
ugly because of
the bitch driving
looked like a
anorexic crack whore?
The bitch went
to las vegas
to get laid
and she fucked
the incredibly odd
Blind bathroom janitor
who cleans in
fuckin' Yankee Stadium.
with a toothbrush
that makes him
killing a cat
abso-fucking lootly ***
turd on the
fart can tip
with sunburned skin
and it was
ugly as hell
and smelled like
a McDonald's bathroom.
After I ate
a McRib sandwich
I rubbed my
shlong in a
mchicken sandwich while
made love to
a big fat
ugly bitch named
katie, who had
a lovely STD
that maple gave
to her while
feeding her crack.
That poor bitch
bite his dick
cause he paid
and took pictures
of his gross
eww travis thats..
not whatcha think
Give Maple a
makeover
hardtime
before
he
ejaculates on a
grown man's chest
willingly, for free.
But!
then he ran
to see a
a teethless granny
in a slow
97 Honda Accord
while he be
granny shifting it
while being "grannyshifted" (by the oldie).
Organic speed bumps
can be found
on open stretches
in the city
and in dirty
worn brake pads
that are yummy
dipped in chili
and in oily
South Argentinian jungle
where the monkeys
creates custom turbos
eat tacos with.
I like big
mustaches on women
but not on
old ass monkeys
makes me horny
as I casually
whip IT out
and stick it
into a tailpipe
and...BANG, BANG, BANG...
you end up
eatin vanilla icecream
that fiiled you
with man's juice
and spit out
of
white milky cum
.
I once found
a dollar under
some roadkill that
got runover by
a honda accord
which was dirty
and rusting away
at the hood
with broken windows
and a goat
in the trunk
was talking jiberish
with dingle berrys
and x pills
that some kid
robbed from a
drunk old lady
who passed out
in a cafe
while flirting with
bronx finests mom
who stole her
pooped out diaper
...which she threw...
at jimmy hoffa
making him very
very very aroused
At the Pee-Pee
lOOKING AT MIDGETS.
who flew across
the united states
In a '76
Honda Civic hatch
that had nos
and a turbo
soundkit from ebay
and fart cannon
tickle my pickle
by zombie apocalypse
while my friend
got run over
i took pictures
and poked fun
so I Continue
to run around
in circles at
a rehabilitation center
with no pants.
and no socks
shouting out loud
putting a finger
my turn to
eat jelly donuts
and drink WD40
now i have
my lady lumps
who eats poopy
that tastes like
molded red cheese
eat with these
chinese chop sticks
are pixie sticks
chewed on by
by my dog
Who licks ice
and carries lice
To the Oscars
you mean grammies
to get dumped
in the river.
Everything was taken from http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthre...3&page=1&pp=40
Enjoy!
Honda Accords are
awesome cars that
have cancerous rust
from fuzzy bunnies
which are found
in small crevaces
in the cracks
in my pants
i am wearing
but they ripped
at the crotch
so i took
me some pickles
and shoved them
to my favorite
somewhere i cant
keep hidden from.
I love to
make kitties purr
In ways that
*** guys love
to do with
as i please
and to fondel
while wearing pudding.
to my enjoyment
makes me wanna
grab a fuckin
Old dried Jalapeņo
Shaped Bottle And .........
shove it in
to an unexplored
dark, scary place
which is cold
full of slimey
ejaculated male sperm. Puppies eat cheese
by The Sea.
In the rain
while smoking rocks
burn holes in
motrin iv jesus
pissing christ you
definitely got owned
by fire ants
that work in
ahahahaha banned.
a pink pussy
during the day
that's so loose
stretched to limit
that they fall
to earth's center
down into Hell
Where they suck..
Beautiful magical rainbows
that comes from
coffee stained teeth
In my pimp
barbie powerwheels so
i can go
spanked the fat
kid from the
old candy store
that scarfed down
a double whopper
in thirty seconds
and then threw
flour on her
which made me
get a boner.
and put it
in her ass
sitting side ways
on a teeter-totter
touching her boobies
and licking her
brothers stupid lollypop
while he shoved
his arm in
the big sand
box full of
chinese food leftovers
that emitted anawful cat smell
till vtec kicked
in my crazy
imaginary lsd reality
filled with many
free VTEC engines
that i just
stole from a
poor old lady
who was in
a bikini contest
and she won
a brand new
hat that she
used to collect
beer bottle caps
that she threw
at her son
at lil kids
who were smoking
pot like it
was sweet candy
from the first
puff to the
the last drop
of folgers coffee
with the vodka
that they stole
out of Grandma's
green accord that
will stomp a
twin turbo supra
that was very
ugly because of
the bitch driving
looked like a
anorexic crack whore?
The bitch went
to las vegas
to get laid
and she fucked
the incredibly odd
Blind bathroom janitor
who cleans in
fuckin' Yankee Stadium.
with a toothbrush
that makes him
killing a cat
abso-fucking lootly ***
turd on the
fart can tip
with sunburned skin
and it was
ugly as hell
and smelled like
a McDonald's bathroom.
After I ate
a McRib sandwich
I rubbed my
shlong in a
mchicken sandwich while
made love to
a big fat
ugly bitch named
katie, who had
a lovely STD
that maple gave
to her while
feeding her crack.
That poor bitch
bite his dick
cause he paid
and took pictures
of his gross
eww travis thats..
not whatcha think
Give Maple a
makeover
hardtime
before
he
ejaculates on a
grown man's chest
willingly, for free.
But!
then he ran
to see a
a teethless granny
in a slow
97 Honda Accord
while he be
granny shifting it
while being "grannyshifted" (by the oldie).
Organic speed bumps
can be found
on open stretches
in the city
and in dirty
worn brake pads
that are yummy
dipped in chili
and in oily
South Argentinian jungle
where the monkeys
creates custom turbos
eat tacos with.
I like big
mustaches on women
but not on
old ass monkeys
makes me horny
as I casually
whip IT out
and stick it
into a tailpipe
and...BANG, BANG, BANG...
you end up
eatin vanilla icecream
that fiiled you
with man's juice
and spit out
of
white milky cum
.
I once found
a dollar under
some roadkill that
got runover by
a honda accord
which was dirty
and rusting away
at the hood
with broken windows
and a goat
in the trunk
was talking jiberish
with dingle berrys
and x pills
that some kid
robbed from a
drunk old lady
who passed out
in a cafe
while flirting with
bronx finests mom
who stole her
pooped out diaper
...which she threw...
at jimmy hoffa
making him very
very very aroused
At the Pee-Pee
lOOKING AT MIDGETS.
who flew across
the united states
In a '76
Honda Civic hatch
that had nos
and a turbo
soundkit from ebay
and fart cannon
tickle my pickle
by zombie apocalypse
while my friend
got run over
i took pictures
and poked fun
so I Continue
to run around
in circles at
a rehabilitation center
with no pants.
and no socks
shouting out loud
putting a finger
my turn to
eat jelly donuts
and drink WD40
now i have
my lady lumps
who eats poopy
that tastes like
molded red cheese
eat with these
chinese chop sticks
are pixie sticks
chewed on by
by my dog
Who licks ice
and carries lice
To the Oscars
you mean grammies
to get dumped
in the river.
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