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    I hope jokes are ok here! It's car related!

    A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two
    months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
    test. The test is positive Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,
    "Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks
    up the phone and makes a call.

    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
    distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
    steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
    with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
    your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of
    my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and
    provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl
    is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
    villa and a $2,000,000 bank account." He continues: "If a boy is born, my
    Legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If
    twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there
    is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
    the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again..."

    #2
    lol nice


    - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
    - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
    - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
    - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
    - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
    - 1992 Accord EX - White coupe (sold)
    - 1993 Accord EX - Grey coupe (stolen)
    - 1993 Accord SE - Gold coupe (sold)
    Current cars:
    - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon - Daily driver
    - 2004 Chevrolet Express AWD - Camper conversion

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      #3
      hahaaahahaha. nice one

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        #4
        haha thats funny I def didn't expect that outcome lol
        I look...You look
        I rev...You rev
        I win...You lose

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          #5
          I laughed
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          And if i could swim I'd swim out to you in the ocean
          Swim out to where you were floating in the dark.

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            #6
            hahahahaha,......that was a good one

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