A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
test. The test is positive Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,
"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks
up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of
my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and
provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl
is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
villa and a $2,000,000 bank account." He continues: "If a boy is born, my
Legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If
twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there
is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again..."
months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
test. The test is positive Shouting, swearing, crying, the mother says,
"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks
up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room
with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of
my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and
provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl
is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
villa and a $2,000,000 bank account." He continues: "If a boy is born, my
Legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If
twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there
is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again..."
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