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    something tried to make friends with me!

    i walked outside to my car so i could go get my paycheck and i see this guy tried to make love to my car!

    WTF?



    there is a lizzard dead on my hood on one of the vents. i drove around and the dead guy hung on! i drove for like 20 miles and the ***** stayed there like ... what what?

    just let me know if you would like to hump the hood.

    that is all
    Adam - Retired OG member from '03
    2010 Lexus IS-F : Starfire Pearl
    2009 Yamaha R1 Raven : Black on Black
    2002 Lexus IS300 : Crystal White Pearl / Black Leather



    .. i HAD more shaved on my accord than your girl does on her entire body..

    #2
    wtf is going on........

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      #3
      hahaha..funny stuff...your car was just too much hawt stuff..after he splooged his heart gave..

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        #4
        thats hella crazy


        - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
        - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
        - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
        - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
        - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
        - 1992 Accord EX - White coupe (sold)
        - 1993 Accord EX - Grey coupe (stolen)
        - 1993 Accord SE - Gold coupe (sold)
        Current cars:
        - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon - Daily driver
        - 2004 Chevrolet Express AWD - Camper conversion

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          #5
          Originally posted by cpmike
          thats hella crazy
          ... ...
          Adam - Retired OG member from '03
          2010 Lexus IS-F : Starfire Pearl
          2009 Yamaha R1 Raven : Black on Black
          2002 Lexus IS300 : Crystal White Pearl / Black Leather



          .. i HAD more shaved on my accord than your girl does on her entire body..

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            #6
            Originally posted by cpmike
            thats hella crazy

            LMAO


            Dynamic racing

            Look out for 4 point cb7 strut bars for dohc!!!

            Originally posted by deevergote
            bleh... i just put like 5 ounces of vodka in a 12 oz cup of mango iced tea...

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              #7
              i would like to hump it adam, should i take a number?


              Formerly 91AccordExR33
              11.68 @ 127mph
              417whp/375wtq
              Sold: 8/2016

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                #8
                Originally posted by 91accordexr33
                i would like to hump it adam, should i take a number?
                feel free. read the text in red in my sig.. and it's NOT referring to a conversion of the rear.
                Adam - Retired OG member from '03
                2010 Lexus IS-F : Starfire Pearl
                2009 Yamaha R1 Raven : Black on Black
                2002 Lexus IS300 : Crystal White Pearl / Black Leather



                .. i HAD more shaved on my accord than your girl does on her entire body..

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by rebels
                  feel free. read the text in red in my sig.. and it's NOT referring to a conversion of the rear.

                  so on july 29th your have a sex change operation?


                  Dynamic racing

                  Look out for 4 point cb7 strut bars for dohc!!!

                  Originally posted by deevergote
                  bleh... i just put like 5 ounces of vodka in a 12 oz cup of mango iced tea...

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                    #10
                    im assuming you dont like the fitment of your hood adam....so like a balla, ur completey changin...


                    i like


                    Formerly 91AccordExR33
                    11.68 @ 127mph
                    417whp/375wtq
                    Sold: 8/2016

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                      #11
                      I've heard of small animals getting caught in those huge kits, but never anything like that!

                      Just kidding man, that's weird. He probably got on your hood for the heat. That or a cat dragged him up there.
                      -Jay

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                        #12
                        didnt know it was a "*****"
                        I <3 G60.

                        0.5mm Oversized Stainless valves and bronze guides available. Pm me please.

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                          #13
                          I thought it was a lizard...
                          Bart: What's your name?
                          Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by GrayCar
                            I thought it was a lizard...
                            i named him "lizzard *****".. coz he was a brave little fella.
                            Adam - Retired OG member from '03
                            2010 Lexus IS-F : Starfire Pearl
                            2009 Yamaha R1 Raven : Black on Black
                            2002 Lexus IS300 : Crystal White Pearl / Black Leather



                            .. i HAD more shaved on my accord than your girl does on her entire body..

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                              #15
                              Hes a poet and he dun even know it....another conversion man? Your like an artist..never statisfied with his work..and I mean that as a compliment man
                              Henry R
                              Koni/Neuspeed
                              1992 Accord LX R.I.P
                              1993 Accord EX OG since 'o3
                              Legend FSM

                              'You see we human beings are not born with prejudices, always they are made for us,
                              made by someone who wants something' -1943 US War Department video

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