The story - My girl (allgo_allshow) is on a local board called JSS and has been for about a little over a year now. Well theres this guy on there named KenC15. Some flava-flav type ugly, fabolous wanna dressin' ***** that just loves to talk all kinds of shit. He's said things to meredith (my girl) like "well i'd be after you if you weren't fat, ugly, and your car was faster." At the time this guy's only mod on his 2g eclipse was a 14b and probably i/e. A friend from JSS named alex (PirateTypeArrrrrrr here) has had a long scuffle with ken. Ken had been heckling alex for a long time and alex can talk shit worth the best of them right back.
So eventually they race and terms were that the loser leaves the board. Well they raced and alex won the first race, so they go again and ken wins. Ken gets back to the meeting spot before alex and says he won all the races but wouldn't show us the video proving it. They post the video on JSS and of course leave out alex's win. They eventually confessed to alex's win but had the posts deleted by a mod friend of theirs. So of course alex wants his head on a platter.
That same night as alex's race i finally saw ken for the first time and just kept my distance to not start anything. He goes on to call my car slow and nickname me "beetlejuice" from the howard stern show...like I'M the ugly one (i'm very handsome...holla
) I was willing to race him then but things just kinda died down for a couple of months. Between that time he'd said other demeaning things to mere, insults, heckling, the whole nine ya know. So i just sit back and wait for my chance to shut him up as i would anyone.
Well a couple weeks ago mere offers me up to race someone else (for some odd reason) on JSS and ken steps in and says he'll race the turbo accord. Goes on to say it'll be easy like Mike Tyson vs. the keebler elf. A friend of Ken's says he'd take winner and ken says "well i guess we'll be racing again cause i'm not gonna lose." (that'd raced a couple days before). At that point i was iffy on racing him because of my utter dislike for him and not knowing if i'd try to run him off the road and wrap his ass around a tree. So i sit back again and let him run his mouth some more...dies down again.
Even more recently JSS came up with something called the "top 20 racers." Rules were no shit talking or b.s., the person challenges chooses the conditions of the race, nothing higher than a 45mph roll and must cover a 1/4 mile distance. So i join thinking this is a good clean way to race street or track. Ken chose #13 and i later joined with 4 available spots on the list left. I chose #11 and the day after i signed up ken starts a thread and challenges me not wasting any time. The 20 spots hadn't even been filled yet but whatever. Tells me i have 2 weeks to get the accord out and run him. Fine, but since i get to choose the terms and conditions of the race i knew i had to trap him and stop his bullshit.
So i decided on the following conditions based on his past and lying. We race at the 1/4th mile track, best 2 of 3, if you stage it counts as a race, winner is the person with the timeslip that says winner, any tires allowed, no race gas. This puts most everything in my favor because my reaction times are NOT to be messed with, i have more experience at the track, i can post his times for all to see and of course he wouldn't be able to lie about this or fabricate it to any sort. Not to mention alex was letting me borrow his Nitto 555R's to light ken's ass up. His next post is "i don't feel like racing anymore"...
I say its too late and finish my terms and conditions.
He comes back to say he doesn't wanna race because he knows he'll win and he doesn't wanna waste his gas. So the thread continues and he's asked to put up or shut up basically. He completely backs off and says he doesn't want to race anymore.
What a fucking bitch...sad thing is HE'S 30!!! He'll talk all kinds and sorts of shit but when it comes down to it he's nothing but a fuckin middle aged ignorant ricer. What a fuckin pussy, i really just wanted this shit to be over. Not to mention he lost to a damn near stock 2000 mustang GT but claims 254whp.
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So eventually they race and terms were that the loser leaves the board. Well they raced and alex won the first race, so they go again and ken wins. Ken gets back to the meeting spot before alex and says he won all the races but wouldn't show us the video proving it. They post the video on JSS and of course leave out alex's win. They eventually confessed to alex's win but had the posts deleted by a mod friend of theirs. So of course alex wants his head on a platter.
That same night as alex's race i finally saw ken for the first time and just kept my distance to not start anything. He goes on to call my car slow and nickname me "beetlejuice" from the howard stern show...like I'M the ugly one (i'm very handsome...holla
) I was willing to race him then but things just kinda died down for a couple of months. Between that time he'd said other demeaning things to mere, insults, heckling, the whole nine ya know. So i just sit back and wait for my chance to shut him up as i would anyone. Well a couple weeks ago mere offers me up to race someone else (for some odd reason) on JSS and ken steps in and says he'll race the turbo accord. Goes on to say it'll be easy like Mike Tyson vs. the keebler elf. A friend of Ken's says he'd take winner and ken says "well i guess we'll be racing again cause i'm not gonna lose." (that'd raced a couple days before). At that point i was iffy on racing him because of my utter dislike for him and not knowing if i'd try to run him off the road and wrap his ass around a tree. So i sit back again and let him run his mouth some more...dies down again.
Even more recently JSS came up with something called the "top 20 racers." Rules were no shit talking or b.s., the person challenges chooses the conditions of the race, nothing higher than a 45mph roll and must cover a 1/4 mile distance. So i join thinking this is a good clean way to race street or track. Ken chose #13 and i later joined with 4 available spots on the list left. I chose #11 and the day after i signed up ken starts a thread and challenges me not wasting any time. The 20 spots hadn't even been filled yet but whatever. Tells me i have 2 weeks to get the accord out and run him. Fine, but since i get to choose the terms and conditions of the race i knew i had to trap him and stop his bullshit.
So i decided on the following conditions based on his past and lying. We race at the 1/4th mile track, best 2 of 3, if you stage it counts as a race, winner is the person with the timeslip that says winner, any tires allowed, no race gas. This puts most everything in my favor because my reaction times are NOT to be messed with, i have more experience at the track, i can post his times for all to see and of course he wouldn't be able to lie about this or fabricate it to any sort. Not to mention alex was letting me borrow his Nitto 555R's to light ken's ass up. His next post is "i don't feel like racing anymore"...
I say its too late and finish my terms and conditions.He comes back to say he doesn't wanna race because he knows he'll win and he doesn't wanna waste his gas. So the thread continues and he's asked to put up or shut up basically. He completely backs off and says he doesn't want to race anymore.
What a fucking bitch...sad thing is HE'S 30!!! He'll talk all kinds and sorts of shit but when it comes down to it he's nothing but a fuckin middle aged ignorant ricer. What a fuckin pussy, i really just wanted this shit to be over. Not to mention he lost to a damn near stock 2000 mustang GT but claims 254whp.
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shut the fuck up .. prolly end up in the hospital good thing you raced him ..
theres a little more to his antics.
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