somebody come up with a caption, quick!

[cp[mike]]

"corporate accounts payable, lynette speaking... just a moment!"

[clarksterdotcom]

dood i was just on the phone with Dell TS...argh...the operator i first had was aight. but then when i had to be transfered to the hardware tech and then their supervisor it went from bad to worse...and then they asked if they could call me in a few days to make sure everything was okay?!>...FAWK THAT

[93accordexcoupe]

"welcome to good burger home of the good burger can i take ur order? and when i say take ur order i mean TAKE ur order, u wont see any food on ur tray, sorry for any troubles this may cause u but i am really hungry"

[cd6SiR]

"Look!, I know its illegal to sell my kids foodstamps, but how do you think I got my Escalade?"

[93accordexcoupe]

"this ms.dash is looking mighty tasty right now"

[Legacy Accord]

"I'M GOING TO EAT YOU"

[PakaloloHonda]

"No problem hon .. I'm 5'4".. tan, and weigh a hundred pounds.. I like to surf, party, annd
I'm 420 friendly ..now then, what do *you* look like?"

A Hui Hou !!!
Tomi

[Nycxeracer]

"I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant, BITCH!"

[ACCORDianate]

What I can come up with:

"Taneequa, gurrrrrrrlll, you needs to be tellin yo man to stop coming round here actin' like hes all dat, cuz he aint nuthin but tardy to the party. I's got da test results back and I'm fixin' to be rollin all up in his ass for some chide sport foe little JayJay, Boo, and Little Mama. Trust, girl, trust."

[cp[mike]]

^^ thats the best ive seen so far.