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    Nsfw*language*woe Is Me No Sex

    4 MONTHS.

    So ever since I moved a year and some months ago, its been tough to stay social with people I know. I've been away for over 4 months and no sex either. And its not like I have not been longer with out it, but... I'm not in prison and there is plenty of ass.(female ass if you are wondering)

    I like one night stands, they're cool, just IDK. Its always weird to bang a total stranger in the first few hours you meet them or couple of days. ;/

    Lately I havent really been up on game, what I mean by that is, not really being up to date on whats cracking. What I mean by cracking its, dating scene, music, media, general bull shit.

    What do you guys think, start getting rejected untill I finally score or taking my time (more time).

    I feel bad for all the people who don't intercourse often, never have, or never will.

    any of you virgins out there, trust me. Just get head and only head slow mild head... that shit you see on PORNO is fake!

    What are your stats?
    23
    DAILY/PLAYBOY STATUS/
    26.09%
    6
    WEEKLY/PLAYBOY STATUS/
    34.78%
    8
    MONTHLY/WHEN EVER I CAN
    17.39%
    4
    QUARTERLY/TIMES ARE TOUGH
    0.00%
    0
    6 MONTHS @ A TIME
    0.00%
    0
    EVERY 9 MONTHS I GET A BITCH PREGGO
    8.70%
    2
    OVER A YEAR!
    8.70%
    2
    BITCH PLEASE ILL NEVER PENETRATE IN MY LIFE
    4.35%
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    #2
    ok. dude. time to lower standards.

    any guy, in my opinion now, that doesnt get it at LEAST once a month. at the VERY LEAST, his standards are too high. you need some. if you dont have a girl, then you're not looking for the right girl. just the girl for the night or a regular weekly thing. get off the computer, find a hang out spot around town. go out of town if you have to. i have my wife so i get it when i want.....or when she wants. lol.


    haha. go on a dinner cruise or even a week long cruise. you'll find a chick.

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      #3
      Originally posted by 8ball View Post


      I feel bad for all the people who don't intercourse often, never have, or never will.


      Don't because we don't care.

      I had sex a few times before, it was boring every time. I felt like jerking off would have saved me a lot of time and work.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Tippey764 View Post
        Don't because we don't care.

        I had sex a few times before, it was boring every time. I felt like jerking off would have saved me a lot of time and work.
        Should I update the poll to HandSexonly/HANDsome?

        And yea I do feel bad for those that actually want teh interkorse

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          #5
          I once went 3 years playing solo, then banged it out with a co-star of a short film i was working on. actresses with daddy issues are fun

          now i'm in a year-long relationship (different girl), and we do it about twice a week now.

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            #6
            Happily married, never had sex with anyone else. 3-4 times a week.
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              #7
              over a year+ for me.. had a few girls in the past, but being that ive been single most of my life, ive never really been one to NEED sex.. low self esteem/confidence is/has been my main issue..

              ah well..

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                #8
                There is no option for 3-4 times a week. You also haven't included days when we're bored and go 7-10 times.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mista Juice View Post
                  over a year+ for me.. had a few girls in the past, but being that ive been single most of my life, ive never really been one to NEED sex.. low self esteem/confidence is/has been my main issue..

                  ah well..
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                    #10
                    Does prison sex count?






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                      #11
                      Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                      Does prison sex count?
                      sure why not
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                        #12
                        I gotta change my reply then.






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                          #13
                          Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                          I gotta change my reply then.
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                            #14
                            Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, knowutimean?






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                              #15
                              Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                              Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, knowutimean?
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