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    #61
    Originally posted by 4CYLPOWER92 View Post
    People get Hepatitis A from eating other peoples poop. It takes an average of 30 day's for you to develop symptoms from it, but it's during the time before you get the symptoms that you are contagious. You take a dump, wipe, wash your hands poorly, and pass your poop with Hep A to the people's who's food you handled. And they eat it.
    This is the type of shit that scares me to eat out lol----
    The CB7 Collector.
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    Originally posted by deevergote
    Do you really need to make a thread asking if having your car like this /---\ will cause uneven tire wear? Try walking like that for a few weeks and see if your shoes wear funny! (hint: they will.)

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      #62
      While we are on the topic of poop.
      My toilet bowl is steaming.
      Yours truly,
      Poopfacekillah
      92 Honda Accord LX - Sold
      2005 Nissan Altima 2.5S - Sold
      2007 Dodge Charger SXT

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        #63
        Originally posted by dysfunk View Post
        While we are on the topic of poop.
        My toilet bowl is steaming.
        Yours truly,
        Poopfacekillah
        Lol

        I had to hold it the other day because I cannot shit on an airplane. Finally got to drop the deuce when I got to the hotel room, mofo was such a monster it flushed itself down the toilet.


        Useless information yo
        Originally posted by wed3k
        im a douchebag to people and i don't even own a lambo. whats your point? we, douchbags, come in all sorts of shapes and colours.

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          #64
          Originally posted by toycar View Post
          Lol

          I had to hold it the other day because I cannot shit on an airplane. Finally got to drop the deuce when I got to the hotel room, mofo was such a monster it flushed itself down the toilet.


          Useless information yo
          Sounds like most of mine. I hate when they go KAAAAPLUNK!..... worst. thing. ever.
          92 Honda Accord LX - Sold
          2005 Nissan Altima 2.5S - Sold
          2007 Dodge Charger SXT

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            #65
            The four short beeps that any Honda plays when a door opens is morse code for "H"

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            Originally posted by Stephen Fry
            'It's now very common to hear people say, "I'm rather offended by that", as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. "I'm offended by that." Well, so fucking what?' —Stephen Fry
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              #66
              Originally posted by steelbluesleepR View Post
              The four short beeps that any Honda plays when a door opens is morse code for "H"
              Really? Thats fucking cool!
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                #67
                You dont get hep A from not washing your hands after poopin

                you get hep A from licking assholes
                Originally posted by deevergote
                Just do what PR CB7 said.

                "I'm Going For Wood" (Clickey Clickey)

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by PR CB7 View Post
                  You dont get hep A from not washing your hands after poopin

                  you get hep A from licking assholes
                  Actually both, but the other person has to have it in order for you to get it.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by 4CYLPOWER92 View Post
                    Actually both, but the other person has to have it in order for you to get it.
                    So if my girlfriend doesn't have hep A, I'm good?
                    MRT
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                    Originally posted by Tippey764
                    I think driving your car naked will cause the engine to overheat
                    Originally posted by deevergote
                    sneaky motherfucker

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                      #70
                      the placement of a donkey's eyeballs enables it to see all four of their feet at any given time.

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                        #71
                        my foot really hurts


                        Originally posted by scudweiser
                        i farted while i was getting head once, i was drunk.

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                          #72
                          How about them balls with eyeballs. Can a donkey see them?
                          A&P-IA

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                            #73
                            Rainbow colored grasshoppers live in the rain forests of Peru

                            Spiders have clear blood

                            I really need new ink.
                            Project wagon! Much excite! 2018!

                            That Sedan. Purchased '07-->Swap'd-->Tuck'd-->Wreck'd-->May '16

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                              #74
                              Originally posted by GeoffM View Post
                              So if my girlfriend doesn't have hep A, I'm good?
                              feel free to tongue punch that fartbox
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                                #75
                                Originally posted by 2.2litrebeater View Post
                                feel free to tongue punch that fartbox
                                i just ed all over myself
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