Point Pelee

[GeoffM]

I'm thinking of taking a vacation out there early May and would like some suggestions.
I've been there before, but I was very young and only faintly remember.
I want to take my girlfriend and make it a neat day vacation. I'm close enough
to where it's only an hour and a half drive, so nothing too long.

I've also read that there is some biking trails there. I can bring my bikes, but
it's somewhat of a hassle. So, are the trails any good?

This is what I'm talking about btw:

[toycar]

Fuck the bikes, bring some fishing poles, a picnic basket, and a condom

[GeoffM]

Fuck the bikes, bring some fishing poles, a picnic basket, and a condom

We've actually never done it any place besides our beds. Any pointers for fucking in public?
Also, condoms suck.

[toycar]

We've actually never done it any place besides our beds. Any pointers for fucking in public?
Also, condoms suck.

Doing it in public is awesome!



Its harder to get your girl to be willing, so, you really need to be in tune with her vibe if you are trying to take it there. Privacy is obviously important. Doing it in the water is OK, but not that great and seriously, this time of year fuck that.


My suggestion;



Find a secluded trail or something to that effect. Walk at dawn or dusk, where the light is questionable. Hold hands, talk, be flirty-you know, lay the ground work. Then, when the timing is right and you can work towards some action, you need to be willing to just like pull her pants down and give her carpet a good cleaning. I mean, give it to her like its going out of style or it tastes good or something. Maybe grab her hand, and get her in on it too.


Good carpet cleaning = something in return 99% of the time. So, I pay it forward when the pressure is on. Once its bow-chicka-wow-wow time, you better do the damn thing. It'll be important that you are tearing that shit up and giving her what she wants, or else she will notice the grass in her hair or whatever else is distracting her.


Beat it up man Beat it up so hard that she can't help but pay attention to you and only you. Control the mood with your aggressive sex.

Slap, slap, slap. <---- Seriously, you need to be hearing this.



Lol

[GeoffM]

Getting her in the mood isn't an issue, it's more along the lines of convincing her we won't get caught.
Seriously, I get it as often as Sean Connery when he was Bond.

[toycar]

Getting her in the mood isn't an issue, it's more along the lines of convincing her we won't get caught.
Seriously, I get it as often as Sean Connery when he was Bond.

Sean Connery is/was/and always will be the motherfuckingman.




The thing is, you don't have to convince her you won't get caught. You have to convince her she wants it more than she is afraid of getting caught. And, getting caught is pretty fucking awesome too!


Chicks don't really see it that way, but, I always have. It makes for a great story, lots of giggles and laughing, and basically, nobody cares anyways. As long as you aren't raping her or something, 9/10 times people will just giggle and look the other way. If they get pissed, put your clothes on and apologize.

No biggy either way.

[GeoffM]

Sean Connery is/was/and always will be the motherfuckingman.




The thing is, you don't have to convince her you won't get caught. You have to convince her she wants it more than she is afraid of getting caught. And, getting caught is pretty fucking awesome too!


Chicks don't really see it that way, but, I always have. It makes for a great story, lots of giggles and laughing, and basically, nobody cares anyways. As long as you aren't raping her or something, 9/10 times people will just giggle and look the other way. If they get pissed, put your clothes on and apologize.

No biggy either way.

Sounds good to me

Connery is a fucking boss.
I've actually gotten her into watching the first couple of Bond films.
And she loves Assassins creed as well.
Anyways, Point Pelee should turn out well. We just need to get enhanced drivers licenses.

[deevergote]

Condoms do suck... but we REALLY don't need you reproducing, Geoff!

And why is this in OT? Nobody but the 4 people on this site that live near you knows or cares about this place...

[GeoffM]

Condoms do suck... but we REALLY don't need you reproducing, Geoff!

And why is this in OT? Nobody but the 4 people on this site that live near you knows or cares about this place...

Other people could've gone or know about it. It doesn't need to be confined to Canada.

We had to switch to condoms for a few weeks. I've never had to use them before.
It's bad. Really bad.

[deevergote]

Just put it in the pooper.

[GeoffM]

Just put it in the pooper.

I can use some advice here.
Every time I ask (more then once a day) she tells me once we get married.
If she really gets into the argument she brings up a mythical conversation and says that's a deal we made sometime in the past.

Any ideas?