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    I just got this email

    This came from a certain godsent.joshua@gmail.com.


    Hello i am a professional hired killer
    You don't know me but I know you
    Because i am paid to kill you, your entire family

    Everything about you I have been told this is
    What I do for a living

    There is only one way you can help yourself if you want to live again That
    is why am WRITING you

    Note: this do not involve the police
    or let any one know about this, If you do I have no choice but kill you
    Don’t be surprise why am letting you know
    I want to help you if you will co-operate with me
    Contact my email if you want to live

    But if you don't have respect 4 life, be prepare to dance to the music
    of the dead. I am very sorry for you , It is a pity that this is how
    your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see
    there is no need for me introducing myself to you because I don't have
    any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to
    (KILL YOU ) and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that.

    Someone you call a Friend wants you Dead by all means, and the person
    have spent a lot of money on this, the person also came to me
    and told me that he wanted you dead and he provided us with
    your name , picture and other necessary information we needed about
    you. So I have sent my men to track you down in Location and they
    have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operation
    on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you that I
    will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or
    not. Since we have find out that you are innocent.

    I called my client back and ask him of your email address which I
    didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me and I
    am using it to contact you now. As I am writing to you now my men are
    monitoring you and they are telling me everything about you.

    Now do you want to LIVE OR DIE? As someone has paid us to kill you.
    Get back to me immediately when you get this mail.

    WARNING: DO NOT THINK OF CONTACTING THE POLICE OR EVEN TELLING ANYONE,

    OR ELSE I WILL EXTEND IT TO YOUR FAMILY, IN CASE I NOTICE SOMETHING
    FUNNY. GOOD LUCK AS I AWAIT YOUR REPLY

    Lucky You

    You can RUN but can never HIDE
    If I didnt know how scams work id take it seriously. lol
    -Will


    #2
    This guy is probably an immigrant or at least doesn't proof read. There are so many inconcistancies he first says hes hired to kill you and your family then at the end makes it sound like there is a way around that. I would still show it to the cops our something just cuz it probly is a scam

    C-3PO's MRT USDM yo!

    then i see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy,
    It all makes sense when i look into her eyes

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      #3
      I would take it to the police and furthermore I would start pulling out all the usual suspects or people who you had dealings with that may have not been so uhh positive in the past up until now and start naming names. I would take it to the police but I would also get a gun license to carry concealed.

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        #4
        Email back "Oh thats hilarious, because i was hired to do a hit on your goats."

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          #5
          why goats?

          C-3PO's MRT USDM yo!

          then i see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy,
          It all makes sense when i look into her eyes

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            #6
            Forward it to the police. They can trace it, and if it's a US citizen, they can get in serious trouble for making a threat on your life, even if it's just a joke/scam/whatever...






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              #7
              i agree that you need to forward it to the police.
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                #8
                Even if it's a joke, take it to the police.
                It'll be a hell of a lot funnier to see a prankster get very publicly arrested.
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                  #9
                  any threat of violence against you or your family should be taken seriously.

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                    #10
                    Funny because it's a scam/joke. Not so funny due to the intent.

                    Even funnier when the police become involved.

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                      #11
                      No one i know would send me an email like this as a joke. Unless they wanted an ass beating from hell.

                      I dont find it very funny at all. Even if it is a joke i would take it to the police just to make the idiot who sent it aware that hes pretty F-in dumb. And plus then the joke is on the jackass who sent the stupid email in the first place.




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                        #12
                        Alright il start making phone calls. lol and im not old enough for concealed, wish I was but eh id like to see anyone get 2 feet in my door without good intentions.


                        We alabamians is crawzy!!!! Too many guns and sex with our cousins and other stereotypes.
                        -Will

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                          #13
                          At least your not your own cousin

                          C-3PO's MRT USDM yo!

                          then i see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy,
                          It all makes sense when i look into her eyes

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Quashish View Post
                            At least your not your own cousin
                            The amount that this made me laugh just woke up my girlfriend laying next to me. Haha

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