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    Campus cops make me lol

    Who has had a funny run in with college campus cops? I rolled out of the parking garage yesterday as easy as I could and quiet as possible without trying to cause a scene (my CB is VERY loud. Im in the process of finding a good muffler to suit my needs) and this fat ass campus piggy rolls his big ass out the little booth hollering and screaming at me like Ive committed fucking murder. So to save him an ass chewing I just ignored him and kept on going because its dark in a garage and I honestly didn't have a clue what was coming at me. It could have been some guy on crack. I mean the guy was seriously acting belligerent as fuck and it scared me a little. I didn't think anything of it so I just kept going. I do my usual thing today and as I leave its the same guy with a lunch box and a some kind of garment in his hand. Obviously he is knocking off for today. Well this time, biggun jumps in front of my shit and starts yelling at me again. I calmly asked him to speak to me on an adult level or I was going to call his supervisor. So he begins to tell me he tried to stop me yesterday (its obvious that my car is loud and its the only thing I did wrong. I didn't hit VTEC or anything, I just slowly drove through the garage in 2nd so I wouldn't be a total ricer) and I begin to ask him what jurisdiction he is and he says "Im the police" with his chest stuck out and shit. So I asked him what police. Campus police he replies. I kinda laugh at him and then he begins to tell me that he was going to get in his truck and chase me down yesterday and give me a ticket. Then because he was a jackass earlier I decided payback was in order and I said "but I assume you were distracted by that Twinkies cakes sitting in the passenger seat?" So seeing as this guy was just too lazy to write me a ticket for having a loud car on campus in which I don't see how they get away with that I just took the liberty of telling him to fuck off and get a real job.

    He never chased me (which would have been the fucking highlight of my day) and never got a ticket. Ill be driving up in there tomorrow like I usually do and probably won't have a ticket on my windshield. It just goes to show what my tuition I pay to that place goes towards. Lazy rent a pigs who get the jollies of trying to intimidate people by flashing a pot metal badge around.

    And before anybody starts to bitch about hating cops, I actually do not have a problem with them. Its creeps like these that cause people to hate cops. You aren't entitled to be a fucking complete dick because you THINK you can get away with it.
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    To me it sounds like he was doing his job and you're an ass, but that's just me.


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      #3
      Actually read the whole fucken thing and still I have no clue what point your trying to make? Did you put him in his place or some shit?

      It really does sound like he was doing his job.

      One question. Why didn't you just got on an adult level and pulled aside and turn off your car and explain to him why your car is so Loud and you can't help it?


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        Originally posted by Tnwagn View Post
        To me it sounds like he was doing his job and you're an ass, but that's just me.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Tnwagn View Post
          To me it sounds like he was doing his job and you're an ass, but that's just me.

          This. It's his job to be that way. Some take certain offenses more seriously. I bet he's never come to your work place and bitched and moaned and insulted you for just doing your job, has he?

          Not to mention, since you asked him to calm down and talk to you on an adult level, I certainly don't see why you couldn't do the same. I've never heard a mature adult tell an officer to "fuck off and get a real job"... A couple of guys have said similar things to my father while he's on patrol. They didn't go home that night. They got a free ride to jail. Police of ANY kind are usually very simple to deal with. Show THEM respect, get respect back. It's not a terribly difficult concept.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Skeet Skeet View Post
            I just took the liberty of telling him to fuck off and get a real job.
            wow you're a douche.

            anyway, i dont know if its the same where you go to school, but the campus police here are legit county sheriffs, just with different uniforms. so yeah they do have a "real job"

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              Originally posted by steelbluesleepR View Post
              wow you're a douche.

              anyway, i dont know if its the same where you go to school, but the campus police here are legit county sheriffs, just with different uniforms. so yeah they do have a "real job"
              Most are, actually. Good catch! They do often times go about their jobs with discretion though. They get more good busts and such when people are oblivious to the fact that they have real authority. When I was living in South View near James Madison University, two Campus police stopped me (on bicycles mind you, I could have ditched them in a Yugo, let alone my lowered 03 Dakota). They just politely asked if I was carrying a weapon, and I knew it was because I had 2 stickers on my back windows that were copies of my XD .45. I politely told them no I didn't, and to feel free to search the truck if it would make them more comfortable. They agreed, and one officer searched my truck while the other talked to me and my buddy to keep an eye on us. When it was said and done, we actually ended up being friends. Sometimes I'd run into one or the other at walmart and we'd chat like old friends. Most police have pretty awesome stories from either police work or military service. Chat with an officer sometime. It's really neat to hear what they have to say.
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                #8
                every time i hear ' Campus Police " i think of the little dude on How High that rode the bike . the one at the college i attend is pretty cool . he stopped me one day to look at the cb7 .he said he liked the car and he had once owned one . funny thread . people are to serious.

                OP, pull over and say whats up to him . tell him last time , you had to poop and had to go .

                A man that keeps looking back can't see whats in front of him.

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                  #9
                  Campus police at my college are real police from the county and city. Make sure your guy isn't like that.
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                    #10
                    sounds like he was doing his job and your a dick........

                    my campus we have rowan security and rowan police......the police have to go to the state police academy and are very juiced up lol

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                        #12
                        ^lol




                        campus police? at our campus we have real police lulz

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                          #13
                          read it. you are a gigantic dick.

                          my only run ins with campus pd were late as shit after some thursday night ultimate frisbee. made an illegal left (its blind as fuck but easy to see if there are headlights coming at night) both times and both times (different cops, mind you) let me off with a "be safe" once they realized i wasnt a drunk frat boy.

                          campus cops are the shit. stop making their lives worse you ricer douche. its people like you that create the cops that make people hate cops.
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                              #15
                              Our campus security is all randos, but they have one girl who is an underwear model. She patrols around too.

                              I'll see if her fb is still public access and post a pic.


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                              My campus security

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