Male Enhancement?

[JoshM]

Porn is like Wrestling. I know it's fake and scripted, but that doesn't mean that those guys really don't have huge dicks.

Also keep in mind, they get paid A LOT of money for being well above average. And the girls they're "pleasuring" have had more dicks in them than the number of males in your high school.
If you can satisfy your wife, that's all you need. Losing weight and trimming pubes won't hurt either. lol

[Night Wolf]

epicly funny ass thread of the year

[Extacee]

I also wasn't looking to get like a super cock that can catch burglers and sing the national anthem. I'm just looking for options.

sig material

but hey man at least you have the balls to ask this type of question.

Don't worry about size man, some women prefer it others don't.

[Straight Success]

In all honestly, the right woman wouldn't care about size. If she's the one for you, the other things that make you, "you", will be the factor that brings joy to both of your lives.

...and since you're married, I'm sure your wife loves you for tons of other reasons.

*However, if she is unsatisfied in the sack, then we have to come up with a quick contingency plan to fix this. If all is good, don't worry.

[Extacee]

On a side note have any of you read the side effects of Enzyte or extenze?

google it

[GeoffM]

On a side note have any of you read the side effects of Enzyte or extenze?

google it

• Dizziness
• Abdominal pain and cramps
• Nausea and vomiting
• Diarrhea
• Dry mouth
• Thirst
• Nosebleeds
• Headaches
• Constipation
• Insomnia
• Gout
• Flushing, burning, tingling, or itching of the skin
• Metallic taste in the mouth.

http://erectile-dysfunction.emedtv.c...e-effects.html

[Straight Success]

• Dizziness
• Abdominal pain and cramps
• Nausea and vomiting
• Diarrhea
• Dry mouth
• Thirst
• Nosebleeds
• Headaches
• Constipation
• Insomnia
• Gout
• Flushing, burning, tingling, or itching of the skin
• Metallic taste in the mouth.

http://erectile-dysfunction.emedtv.c...e-effects.html

There was more... a lot more...

[19dabeast85]

• Dizziness
• Abdominal pain and cramps
• Nausea and vomiting
• Diarrhea
• Dry mouth
• Thirst
• Nosebleeds
• Headaches
• Constipation
• Insomnia
• Gout
• Flushing, burning, tingling, or itching of the skin
• Metallic taste in the mouth.

http://erectile-dysfunction.emedtv.c...e-effects.html

So you might get diarrhea OR constipation? Aren't those like 2 opposites, haha? Either one doesn't make me walk around smiling like Bob....

"Baby my dick is HUGE and ready for you but I'm stuck here on the throne with Diarrhea, wanna come take a seat?" Yeah, I see that going very well...

[Straight Success]

I was referreing to this:

There are a number of side effects reported with the individual active ingredients of Enzyte that you should report to your healthcare provider right away. These include, but are not limited to:


* A rapid heart rate (tachycardia)
* Feelings of a rapidly or forcefully beating heart (known as heart palpitations)
* Low blood sugar (hypoglycemia)
* Low blood pressure (hypotension) or high blood pressure (hypertension)
* Unusual, excessive behavior (such as irresponsible spending or sexual activity), known as mania
* Signs of liver damage, such as yellow eyes or skin (jaundice), dark urine, or light-colored stools
* Seizures
* Signs of impaired blood clotting, such as:



o Easy bruising
o Bleeding that is slow to stop
o Nosebleeds
o Black, tarry stools, bright red blood in the stool, or vomiting of blood (signs of gastrointestinal bleeding)
o Signs of a hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in the brain), such as vision or speech changes, weakness or numbness in an arm or leg, or a severe headache



* Signs of an allergic reaction, such as a rash, hives, itching, swelling of the mouth or throat, wheezing, or difficulty breathing.

['93CB7Ex]

epic thread. LOL

[GHOST 2.2]

fast forward to 1:13

the truth.

[AccordWarrior]

So you might get diarrhea OR constipation? Aren't those like 2 opposites, haha? Either one doesn't make me walk around smiling like Bob....

"Baby my dick is HUGE and ready for you but I'm stuck here on the throne with Diarrhea, wanna come take a seat?" Yeah, I see that going very well...

You've never heard of a blumpkin?

[King James]

well as embarrassing as this thread is i hated when me and my older brother used to compare our homies and he was hung like a horse and i wasn't...big or small every man should be able to handle business....but if you find a way to grow 10" hit me up! id walk around with the confidence of Donald trump, P. diddy, one "the situation" from jersey shore all in one....Good luck

You and your brother used to compare cock sizes?.....What age did you consider this to be inappropriate....I dont have a brother so maybe this is a common thing.....but I feel odd walking around the gym naked.

Also....no offense to the OP....but if I ever meet you in person the first thing that will pop into my mind:

dude has a baby penis.

[Ralphie]

You and your brother used to compare cock sizes?.....What age did you consider this to be inappropriate....I dont have a brother so maybe this is a common thing.....but I feel odd walking around the gym naked.

Also....no offense to the OP....but if I ever meet you in person the first thing that will pop into my mind:

dude has a baby penis.

ROFL.

Yea idk about comparing cock sizes.

I have a brother that is a year younger.

We never did that lol.

[4U2H8ME]

Having a big boy isn't easy. I can't tell you from experience, but my boy who is also my wingman happens to be well endowed. Now I've never seen it, but on several occasions that we've gone out bar hopping, we pick up a couple of women, get them to a hotel and 1 of 2 things happens. His date will either be screaming like a banshee attempting to take it, or she'll see it and starts yelling "HELL NO!!!! Your not putting that in me!!!!". So be happy with what you got and learn to work it homie!