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    How to ruin a date NWS

    Mmmm hmmm


    #2
    old as hell story.



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      #3
      You have alot of free time dont you?
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        #4
        sadly he does.

        repost i believe anyway.

        life is good.

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          #5
          Trying to relive an old episode are we?
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            #6
            he can't pee and poo at the same time??

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              #7
              Old story, but funny nonetheless

              Which reminds me , Pee bottles ?

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                #8
                Damn thats fucked up. That shit is beyond nightmare status. He even had turtle-head creeping out lol thats fucked up. All of that could have been prevented if he used the public bathroom. Or stand up and shit if you dont want your asscheeks to touch the bowl and thats why they have the enamel bowl covers to temporarily guard yourself when you sit down.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by blizzard335 View Post
                  he can't pee and poo at the same time??
                  With a massive erection... it makes it difficult. No squatty potties here!

                  Sometimes, having a dinky wang ain't so bad!






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                    #10
                    Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                    Sometimes, having a dinky wang ain't so bad!
                    dinky wang

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                      #11
                      Wow.

                      At first i was like omg this is a ripoff of a movie but then i quickly realized it is not.

                      I def do not believe it.

                      It is possible but who the fuck thinks shitting in a bathtub is a good idea?

                      Of course it won't go down...omfg.

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                        #12
                        I think he should call her back
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                          #14
                          I only got as far as the second picture before I couldn't breathe from laughing.

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                            #15
                            funny shit...

                            I dont really care... I use bathroom on dates. I'll just say I dont feel so good I'll be back...or I dont feel so good I gotta go to the bathroom.. just tell the ladies straight up.



                            This kind of remind me of one of my ex gf... she's Asian too. She was a college student at that time so she share a 2bedroom apartment with two of her lady friends. That weekend I was sleeping over.. so being a asian and all she was being respecful cause they dont want to be known as a slut and so she went sleep with her two lady friends in one bedroom. I'ma dude so I got the other bedroom to myself. So I fall asleep or at least half asleep when my girlfriend quitely sneak in to sleep with me while her friends are snoozing... she did not turn the light ON while crawling into bed to be with me.. and all I see is this dark figure with long hair just like the girl from the horror movie the RING crawling on me bed and I start screaming like a little girl....arrhhhhh aaarrrhhhhhhhh aaahhh.... and you guys probably know what happend next... Yep all her friends got up and came into my room... you guys know the rest story ..no sex for me tonight.
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