oh, my fault... I thought this was a scam...

[DrLove'sKuDang]

someone emailed me through craigs, i replied with a smartass reference to them being a scammer, and this was the response i received.

"Hi,
How do ou mean? what is scam? anyway am new on here so Thanks for the
quick response. Am satisfied with the price and condition of the item
so I will make an outright purchase. I would have love to see the it
but am out of town, so i'll proceed in issuing a certified check which
i will be adding extra $20 to your money for holding the item for me
and upon confirmation and clearance of payment, I will make
arrangement for pickup. So get back to me with your full name,
address, zip code and phone number so that payment can be issue out to
you asap. Let me read from you soon.

Thanks
Best Regards,
Mrs Flora Ammy."

[mj213]

You reply with:

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[DrLove'sKuDang]

done and done. haha

i dont even know what the fuck that all means, which is suppose, is the point of it.

[Brandoncb7]

LMFAO

[ingold]

If you sent that back to her, you are the f-in man.

[JoshM]

You reply with:

Usually with spam emails I reply with a Penguin essay I wrote in 9th grade.

[J3wman]

^^ lol better than me i just say "What kind of underware are you wearing?"

[deevergote]

Say you'll gladly accept their payment. Provide your contact information... which, of course, is this:

Francis B. Investigiano
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
(202) 324-3000

[cp[mike]]

You reply with:

that was awesome!