Freestyle Battle?

[ProjectCB7]

We had one on JDMU. Does anyone just want to rhyme for fun? We can even have some battles if anyone's up for it. Post it up here.

Directions:

Keep it relatively clean
Flows need to at least KINDA rhyme

Go for it! Once someone else posts one I'll go.

[accordtunerx]

i'll drop your 'body' like eibach springs and lower your 'rate'//
you're like a car up on a lift - you can't hold your own weight//
before you even flow, i can tell your mind is too dense//
you must not be able to hear or see - because you're 'non-sense'//
so i'll proceed to press your buttons like dialing on my motorola//
i heard you drank gasoline because it looked like coca-cola//
like stage designers aligning backdrops, you need to 'straighten up your act'//
i'll keep this flow 'cleaner' than Lysol, and "that's a fact"//
you seem obsessed with this web forum called JDM Universe//
so after i lyrically kill you, i'll send you back there in a JDM hearse//
this might not be a dyno, but it WILL be a test//
you call yourself JDM CB, but i only 'c'

[cp[mike]]

Originally posted by accordtunerx
this might not be a dyno, but it WILL be a test//
you call yourself JDM CB, but i only 'c'

that was hot!

[kings_blend]

everybody hear me comin down the street,
they mouths be dropping like something sour or sweet,
i be getting looks on the street, work and at school,
so when you look at me the wrong way ima show u who the fool,
cuz my fists do more talkin than the mouth,
all that i say is ima knock you out,
throw u to the ground, roll u around, lay the punches down,
ur rhymes are wastin my time, im beatin u and thats the way its gonna be,
knock em out like UFC, crazier than on TV,
drop you like broken glass, people see me goin ape shit on yo ass,
and if you wanna give, ima be fair and let you live,
cuz i got mercy for the bitches, i dont beat em down till he twitches,
when i got ur respect u got mine, just dont try to rhyme, ull be wasting ur time,
cuz thats when you do bad for yourself,
when you realize TOM is bad for yo motha fuckin health,
just remember the name, kings blend, this shit make yo mind bend............

bring it on.........:beat:

[accordtunerx]

i've got lyrical ammunition, and i don't hesitate to shoot//
the only time king 'blends' is in his camoflauge suit//
this isn't a ps2 game, but i've obviously got 'control'//
people think i'm on xtacy, cause i'm always on a 'roll'//
you should have took your verse and put it in vb code//
by using [b], cause that's the only way that you could be 'bold'//
king', you should work more on makin your lines of lyrics 'blend'//
you're style is more played out than the altezza tail lense//
you whine more than your exhaust at wide open throttle//
while i hook up to these 'lines' like a zex nitrous bottle//
my rhymes are 'titanic', but i'm never gonna sink//
see what comes from hittin' that damn post reply link?//

[kings_blend]

okay i pressed it,
now i no ur gonna try an throw a fit,
im comin back at u so run to ur mommy and suck on her tit,
accordtunerx comes from the accords version of x-trmely shitty,
but hes makin money so he can make his piece of shit look pretty,
next time im in your state, we can run if u wanna see my back license plate,
okay so u got an accord -makes you one of the guys,
but i aint the one staring them down from their butts to their eyes,
u say ur rhymes sink, looks to me like they stink,
but i cant tell if its ur words or u, cuz you smell like my toilet when its filled with poo,
damn homes i think i should send u back to where u came from, the ditch where u fit in with the scum,
ur accord tuning skills are way below average, u start to get impatient and rig it like a savage,
ill be all over u like a fat kid in a candy store so dont blink,
and oh its up to u if u really wanna hit that reply link.........

[kings_blend]

spit bitch.............................flow.......:boot y:

[accordtunerx]

Originally posted by kings_blend
spit bitch.............................flow.......:boot y:

you're way above my level man, i surrender.

maybe someone else can take you on.

[accordztech]

stop, drop, kaBooM!

just drool guys, cause u know u aint cool....

why u all gotta be mean when u can just be clean

JDM CB just sounds like another APC

kings_blend should 'blend' his ass back into the 3rd grade english class.

hehe where is jdm cb...he started the thread, but maybe he is scared to flow...

if you guys think ur tight, just "blend" some rhymes and mistify ur mind, did i steal ur rhyme kings_blend?

hey im all gravy though...haha not trying to flame...

id rather not battle people from the "upper level"
:booty: <---kiss it haha

[kings_blend]

this is nothing serious and i dont really mean anything its just a freestyle battle, i can do a stupid one too, me and my frends always do do that when were drunk.....

accordztech is a geek, who leanred you how to speak,
his car is ugly like him, ill wash ur face with some vim,
ill take u to the pool for a swim, or maybe drop off the kids too,
ur rubber and i am glue, i am white but u r blue,
i can rap like im black, but the only part of my thats black is really my butt, oh no guess what, anyone who thinks they can out battle me is ***, they have sex in hay, with a fat guy named ray, while watching a cat lay on a matt, this freestyle is fat, ill hit u with a bat, my friends name is matt, his mom is also fat, watch out for the rat, it just wants some cheese, so please, give generously, to those thats can beat, so son take a seat, and ill give u sum meat, u want pork or beef????

theres a dumb freestyle for u........

[accordztech]

lol funnie when people do things when they are drunk...u should reccord it on video and show it to them some other time and then make fun of them LOLZ!

funnie, if i drink..i become quiet and calm...

cool thread though, something to kick some time eh..?

[accordztech]

by the way....ill take pork... =)

[kings_blend]

lol time to bust out the old bbq then. lol and about the video ill make one sum time, and that reminds me i wanna make a cruisin video like tunerx made but its gonna really shakey and cheap cuz i dont know how to edit, im just gonna use my old mans 1200$ camera, im gonna call the video toMTV bcuz my name is tom and its gonna be better than mtv vids.... maybe ill even get drunk and freestyle at the end lol....

[drag-n-race]

yo yo yo...
i don't know how to flow
so i think i'ma go to bed
ya know?


sorry about this lame ass shiet, but its 2:30 in the mornin and i am bored as hell

[cp[mike]]

i dont understand this thread can it really be true
all your "blah blah blah" makes me wanna poo on j00