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    DIY: How to make the best sandwich ever!

    Parts Needed
    1. 2 slices bread
    2. mayonnaise
    3. ham (Boar's Head Deluxe recommended)
    4. turkey (Boar's Head Oven Gold Roast recommended)
    5. cheese (Land-o-Lakes white american recommended)
    6. sun chips (original flavor, blue bag)

    Tools Needed
    1. Plate
    2. Napkin
    3. butter knife, if necessary to spread mayo
    4. 1 appetite

    NOTES
    this sandwich has great texture and flavor, but due to the size and weight, only attempt this sandwich construction if you are hungry, as it is very filling. caution: may cause allergic reactions to those allergic to bread, turkey, ham, cheese, mayo, or sunchips.

    most of the supplies:
    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/1.jpg[/img]

    STEP 1
    place bread slices on plate and spread a layer of mayonnaise onto both pieces.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/3.jpg[/img]


    STEP 2
    create a 1.5 layer of sun chips on one half of the bread. overlap the chips halfway over each other to create a semi-double thick layer of chips. NOTE: other types/flavors of chips may be substituted, but original Sun Chips are recommended for best texture and flavor.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/4.jpg[/img]


    STEP 3
    install the first layer of ham. it will take 2-3 slices of ham for proper thickness.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/5.jpg[/img]


    STEP 4
    set a slice of cheese in place to act as a separating gasket between the meats.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/6.jpg[/img]


    STEP 5
    install a layer of turkey. in my case, turkey shreds. in normal cases, 2-3 slices will be used.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/7.jpg[/img]


    STEP 6
    the remaining slice of cheese can now be set into place. make sure all sides are within the edges of the bread. you dont want any pieces hanging out, as this will cause an uneven cheese flavor elsewhere on the sandwich.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/8.jpg[/img]


    STEP 7
    now is the time to put a second layer of chips, following the same procedure as step #2.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/9.jpg[/img]


    STEP 8
    complete the sandwich assembly by mating the closing end of bread with the rest of the sandwich.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/10.jpg[/img]


    STEP 9
    compress the sandwich to proper torque specs using an approved tool. make sure the tool is large enough to cover the sandwich as a whole, as anything smaller will create uneven crushing and sandwich internals will be lost. NOTE: crunching noises during this step are normal and nothing to worry about.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/11.jpg[/img]


    STEP 10
    enjoy your finished sandwich! it can be finished into a complete Lunch assembly by adding sides of your choice. i chose cheese doodles, chocolate chip cookies, and a can of soda (pictured). these are optional and can be substituted as desired.

    [img]http://www.****.com/pics/sandwich/12.jpg[/img]
    Last edited by cp[mike]; 12-28-2006, 03:03 PM.


    - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
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    - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
    - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
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    #2
    lmao!

    wish I hadn't just done a sandwich swap using roast beef...tomorrow maybe
    1992 Accord LX Wagon 248K/155 Miles

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      #3
      Best write-up EVAR! Haha.

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        #4
        actually i'm going to make something a bit similar.

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          #5
          Oh snap! this is the best.. good one cpmike

          CB7Tuner Cafeteria anyone?

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            #6
            LMAO thats sick, but i think you should george forman grill it.
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              #7
              i actually just made the SAME sandwich except i used ruffles.

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                #8
                Originally posted by d112crzy
                i actually just made the SAME sandwich except i used ruffles.

                pics or die, slut.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sublime
                  pics or die, slut.
                  dont say that to him, he will post a picture of it after it came back out. TRUST ME.


                  - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
                  - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
                  - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
                  - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
                  - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
                  - 1992 Accord EX - White coupe (sold)
                  - 1993 Accord EX - Grey coupe (stolen)
                  - 1993 Accord SE - Gold coupe (sold)
                  Current cars:
                  - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon - Daily driver
                  - 2004 Chevrolet Express AWD - Camper conversion

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cp[mike]
                    dont say that to him, he will post a picture of it after it came back out. TRUST ME.
                    HEEEEElll no!! And if he does I'll kick his ass at our NW Spring Meet. lol

                    j/k Joser
                    1992 Accord LX - SOLD

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by sublime
                      pics or die, slut.

                      CrzyTuning now offering port services

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by cp[mike]
                        NOTE: crunching noises during this step are normal and nothing to worry about.
                        Number of crunches are directly proportional to the torque applied in ft/lbs.... lol
                        1992 Accord LX - SOLD

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by cp[mike]
                          dont say that to him, he will post a picture of it after it came back out. TRUST ME.
                          hahah, and you'll be the first to know.

                          CrzyTuning now offering port services

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                            #14
                            this should be a sticky lol j/k im def. gonna try this DIY this weekend. seems simple enough, am i guarenteed any horsepower or torque gains from this?

                            -sean
                            Members ride 15.927 @ 86.76 (f22a1)

                            Hit the clutch Hit the gear Hit the gas and i'm GONE>>>
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by d112crzy
                              i see a couple finger prints haha.

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