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    1 sentence at a time!

    Just as the three sentence insted of three words we are gonna go one sentence at a time.

    1. Look at what the 2 previous person's said last and add onto his sentence.

    2. Your post can only have 1 sentencein it (you can skip a few lines after your three words to make a comment as off topic about the story or something, just make sure your addition to the story is only 1 sentence)

    3. Try to keep the posts clean, you can have fun with it just try to think if what your saying is going to offend anyone, like knocking on religion or something.[/list]

    I will start it off and let it go guys and gals and have fun most importantly.


    Updated story:

    Far away in a desolate land called Canada, there was a racer. He built a 1969 Chevy Camaro and a 1993 H22 Accord Se. With a beer in his left hand and a wrench in his right hand he goes under the hood of his twin turbo cb7. The Hood fell and the CB7 Ate Him. He spent 6 months in the belly of the CB7, learning the ways of the F22. He was on drugs when he thought he had a TT H22a. Unfortunately these drugs are not available over the counter. Good thing he is in canada, since they are available on every street corner. He Smoke'd Some wacky Tabacky And Drove to Pizza Hut. He sold the accord to the counter dude because his camaro is much faster and cooler. Then later realized he had made a huge mistake. He bought the car back and sold it for more money on craigslist. He then raced his Camaro going 130 without a seatbelt on and rolled it. In an unfinished home development, but atleast he beat the viper..right? Haha yea beat the viper, but now he had to search for a new car on craigslist. He found his old accord and bought it for the third time. His Accord was sitting outside his house, then a robber came and stole it, and sold it for parts on ebay. Unfortunately the guy who's parts were stolen bought back his parts on ebay from the person who stole his parts. He then realized something familiar about the parts the bought. So instead of selling the strangely familiar parts, he fucking threw them out and went on a rampage to kill the idiots that keep making up stupid stories about the same accord. This Kid is still trying to figure out his Life story!

    After all that drama, he decided to go on a vacation to Japan. Where he became the first person to make a rear wheel drive, twin turbo cb7 with a rb26dett. He blew the hell out of it and decided to put a H22 back in. He did a huge port and polish on the motor and he's pushing 755 hourse power to the wheels. He made it a 4WD so it can handle the power much better over the whole range. When he hit vtec it destroyed the rear end, and now it is a front wheel drive again. He then decided what the hell I am gonna have to get this car more reliable. He started using parts of a Mugen Legend. He then decided that was a bad idea, so he poured gas on the legend and lite it on fire. To cover up the tracks of the legend being stolen and all. So he then went out and bought a r33 front bumper. So that he could trick his friends into thinking he bought a skyline. Then they realized it was a 90's Honda, and laughed and got angry then curbed stomped him. his friends didnt fall for it, they were smarter and wiser than that.So he intalled 6 mufflers on the back to trick them into thinking it was a v6 straight piped. But the didn't know that the motor was straight out of an electric scooter. So he decided to upgrad to a 1/10 scale brushless system.

    Once he found out that the brushless system not only cleaned but sanatizes, he was exstatic....
    Last edited by JDM_CB7_TX; 09-22-2007, 08:45 PM.

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    Far, far away in a desolate land called Canada, there was a racer.



    Sorry canadians first thing that came to mind.

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      #3
      He built a 1969 Chevy Camaro and a 1993 H22 Accord Se.
      The Lord watches over me!

      "Stop punching down on my people!!!"

      - D. Chappelle

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        #4
        With a beer in his left hand and a wrench in his right hand he goes under the hood of his twin turbo cb7.

        CB7Tuner Resident Gamer!
        PSN: JDMcb7TX

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          #5
          The Hood fell and the CB7 Ate Him.

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            #6
            He spent 6 months in the belly of the CB7, learning the ways of the F22.






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              #7
              He was on drugs when he thought he had a TT H22a.

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                #8
                Unfortunately these drugs are not available over the counter.
                1993 Accord LX - Sold
                93 BMW 525it - SOLD
                92 Accord EX Sedan - SOLD
                2000 Accord Coupe - Traded-In
                2003 Accord V6 6spd Coupe - Sold
                2001 Honda Civic Ex - SOLD
                2013 Chevy Traverse LTZ - Kid hauler
                2003 Acura Tl 3.2 - Daily Commuter

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                  #9
                  Good thing he is in canada, since they are available on every street corner
                  Current 2016 Ford F150 XLT Sport
                  Past 1990 Accord EX Sedan
                  Past 1990 Accord LX Sedan
                  Past 1991 Accord LX Sedan
                  Past 1993 Accord LX Wagon
                  Current 1991 Accord EX Wagon

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                    #10
                    He Smoke'd Some wacky Tabacky And Drove to Pizza Hut.

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                      #11
                      ...and he sold the accord to the counter dude because his camaro is much faster and cooler.

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                        #12
                        then later realized he had made a huge mistake.
                        -1992 Accord EX H22 234whp 185wtq
                        -1993 Accord EX SOLD
                        -1995 Accord EX Wagon Daily Driver
                        -2012 GMC Canyon V8 4x4

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                          #13
                          He bought the car back and sold it for more money on craigslist.

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                            #14
                            He then raced his Camaro going 130 without a seatbelt on and rolled it.

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                              #15
                              in an unfinished home development, but atleast he beat the viper..right?
                              -1992 Accord EX H22 234whp 185wtq
                              -1993 Accord EX SOLD
                              -1995 Accord EX Wagon Daily Driver
                              -2012 GMC Canyon V8 4x4

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