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Your momma is such a whore, she got more miles than my CB7s instrument cluster!
Your momma is so stupid, when the mechanic told her that her CB7 was running too rich, she tried to sell it on e-bay for a buy it now price of $5.00.
Your momma is so stupid when the mechanic told her that her CB7 was running too lean, she hopped in the car and went shopping.
Your mommas skin is so rough, it looks like my CB7s fish scaling 17yr old oem paint...could use a nice claybar job.
Your momma is so dumb, when I told her I'll blackhouse her CB7 headlights...she said it's cool as long as they pay rent.Last edited by Warudakumi; 09-04-2007, 07:21 PM.
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1993 Mirage S Sedan - 2.0 4G63 Project Evo 2.51994 Mirage S Sedan - 1.5
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Originally posted by WarudakumiYour momma is such a whore, she got more miles than my CB7s instrument cluster!
Your momma is so stupid, when the mechanic told her that her CB7 was running too rich, she tried to sell it on e-bay for a buy it now price of $5.00.
Your momma is so stupid when the mechanic told her that her CB7 was running too lean, she hopped in the car and went shopping.
Your mommas skin is so rough, it looks like my CB7s fish scaling 17yr old oem paint...could use a nice claybar job.
Your momma is so dumb, when I told her I'll blackhouse her CB7 headlights...she said it's cool as long as they pay rent.
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yo momma's so stupid, she thought cb7 was a chris rock movie!
yo momma's such a slut, she bough a cb7 because it had a bumper pole!
yo momma's so fat, she makes eibach look bone stock!
yo momma's such a stupid ricer, she got a carbon fiber weave!
yo momma's so fat, she has a bumper sticker that says "no fat chicks... one is enough!"
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Originally posted by deevergoteyo momma's so fat, she has a bumper sticker that says "no fat chicks... one is enough!"
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1992 Accord EX Coupe
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Originally posted by deevergoteBoosting with a carb is like being a sniper with a bazooka... it works, it gets the job done, but it's not the most precise method.
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yo momma is so fat, she dont need a drop.
yo momma is so ugly she cant get insurance.
yo momma so dumb, she thought 'maintenance required' was for her pussy.
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Yo momma so fat , her CB7 runs 0-60 in 5 minutes and overheats the auto transmission.
You momma so fat , she had to take the CB7 to the dealer the next day after it was bought due to blown shocks and sagged springs.
Yo momma so fat , she always have an issue of brake rotors catching on fire.Last edited by ExplodingCake; 09-05-2007, 02:53 AM.
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