3 Word Story

[9Deucelx]

and used against

[Golden_Boy]

3 un-armed kittens

[Father Time]

wearing blue Reebok's

[Accord93LX]

and green jumpsuits

[MyCord]

then meow mix

[102030405]

tasted like shit

[almostJDM]

but they never

[Turbo Dave]

threadstarter jipped me!

[A18A]

slapping her fat

[almostJDM]

and watched it



thought i should bring it back cause i noticed no ones been addin

[almostJDM]

dance to the

oh here it goes again lol

STORY THUS FAR:


Once upon a CB7's ruled the world but many spicy onion rings replaced piston rings in last efforts to snooker in new donut rings to increase their donut tires traction were good but boom head shot and he’s goes ugh ugha woompa the mechanics said we lost him let's steal his tail light assey orale im down fo hizzle shizzle mc'dizzel my brotha lets do this like your mom does it with eyes closed with the mail man and yo daddy on Tuesdays, Thursdays, heck any day just to get sum coke on that vtec feeling and slam the neuspeed strut bar in the engine bay and throw a temper tantrum because it wouldn’t fit in correctly Boom, she threw a valve spring and i said oh my god so anyway, that was not right what I meant was we apologize for anything that we may have said to you for example, you love peanuts alot although you tend not to disclose your saggy vagina is ready for something that is as readily available as a big huge bunch of cack in yo face during a storm trooper attack with the cherry shoved up your nose making it couch starting a fire on the roof of your mouth and then a chicken with no head stole your favorite toilet bowl scrubber and sold it while all this happens a midget somewhere in Michael Jackson's house is getting ready for some good ass shit bitchhhhhhhhhh!!!! What the hell??

Then some ricers drifted around a thinking they were real tough drifters and they hit a light pole and fell off the edge of their praised drift ended with a loud BOOOOOOM...ahhhhhhhhh. The next day, Vin Diesel appeared in the show where he played a fat old rat that ate cheese and always farted in the smiled at the milf because she lit a match to cover up that awful smell from his ass but instead it singed the milf’s moldy VAA-gina hair. The next morning she washed it, then she started to play with her cat. Then in came Paul Wall with mic and camera to copy your haxors and to eat some meow mix with sour milk and cottage cheese with corn liquor, it all went fast because they had to take a big poop in a gigantic home made fish tank that stank of used vagina that’s full of dead moldy tomatoes from Toyota transmissions that were all blown into oblivion. Cookies that were left inside the fire red camaro got on fire then exploded with gooey chocolate mix. Man did that look like a steaming pile of hot sushi, when a Chinese rat attacked the fat chick who then ate spongebob square pants and then said, “who ordered the onion rings and spam ina bucket man fuck it that stuff's nasty but actually tasty but tastes yummy in my tummy on a sunday full of nuts screws, washers and bolts bitch shut the freakin light off you fat lard thats from costco stop dipping your shlong in hot sauce and screaming "ooo baby I think I'm going to the walmart to get some lard to go with a side of a fat ass with plenty of turdsauce and cream. Eating food is not highly recommended by the surgeon of internal combustion engines that make L4 Hemi VTEC that have Nawz! including 25HP stickiez that came from autozone and pepboys. The ricers exhaust spitted out flames and kept farting more then Anna Nicole and kept on digging out with giant rusty shovels where the cannon in her dresser blew a hole in the motor of my hooptie G ride and goose bumps and mini polka-dots came out of my bowl of beef fried rice that came from the ghetto of the CB7Tuner Forums with all type's of losers made from high quality Polyethylene glycol and super glue. Most wait, no......ricer? That is because I can drift but it will require large amounts of time and a FWD car that was converted to no wheel drive,but only 27 Horse power to the rear with no fear with 24 beers that were purchased by an underaged punk who ate cinammon toast crunch.
Now I like big fat hairy caterpillars that are found only in brown dirty oil by the quart sized hot dogs still bigger than the country of Uganda, Rwanda, and Antartica which is drawing pictures of your mom doing unusual acts of menstrual cycle moaning while eating chicken fried steak,smothered but not soaked lucas synthetic oil covered salty doughnuts which gave me skeet skeet ahhh...crap, she had all over the back of her neck, so she smiled and said got so wet that Don King had an accident and needs another Depends on which type were on e-bay with free shipping but the price was missing so Cameron Chung must love his victums since he keeps them in chains only until they squirt out of the car and onto the pavement and his brain go into shock cause he ate huge portions of Durian with a no one ever got there shit hole, but got cheated on merchandise with crapy holographics and pink lights in yellow boxes. But, with mad tyte jdm yo grits with butter and fried pig dipped in mothers cookie dough and dropped a peanut, so he bent over and took it in the ear so he then pulled it out of his ear, then punched himself before jumping into the biggest bowl of popcorn so he thought does this end? after that he went streaking through a barmitsfa (sp?) and yeahh fuck women cause he liked to hang with purple dotted alligators with stink breath Only from behind one way glass that was bullet proof that came from a ak-47 made by Hasbro and used against 3 un-armed kittens wearing blue Reebok's and green jumpsuits then meow mix tasted like shit but they never slapping her fat and watched it dance to the

[Djmoua]

dance to the

Nearest Cb7tuner at...

[cleanz_28]

Nearest Cb7tuner at...

the cheese rippled

[birdsfoot]

on fantasy island

[91Accord2Ner]

where everyone goes