3 Word Story

[Gyuri87]

...one hell of...

[Gyuri87]

...a greedy fat...

[MyCord]

bitch slut skank.


STORY SO FAR

Once upon a CB7's ruled the world but many spicy onion rings replaced piston rings in last efforts to snooker in new donut rings to increase their donut tires traction were good but boom head shot and he’s goes ugh ugha woompa the mechanics said we lost him let's steal his tail light assey orale im down fo hizzle shizzle mc'dizzel my brotha lets do this like your mom does it with eyes closed with the mail man and yo daddy on Tuesdays, Thursdays, heck any day just to get sum coke on that vtec feeling and slam the neuspeed strut bar in the engine bay and throw a temper tantrum because it wouldn’t fit in correctly Boom, she threw a valve spring and i said oh my god so anyway, that was not right what I meant was we apologize for anything that we may have said to you for example, you love peanuts alot although you tend not to disclose your saggy vagina is ready for something that is as readily available as a big huge bunch of cack in yo face during a storm trooper attack with the cherry shoved up your nose making it couch starting a fire on the roof of your mouth and then a chicken with no head stole your favorite toilet bowl scrubber and sold it while all this happens a midget somewhere in Michael Jackson's house is getting ready for some good ass shit bitchhhhhhhhhh!!!! What the hell?? Then some ricers drifted around a thinking they were real tough drifters and they hit a light pole and fell off the edge of their praised drift ended with a loud BOOOOOOM...ahhhhhhhhh. The next day, Vin Diesel appeared in the show where he played a fat old rat that ate cheese and always farted in the smiled at the milf because she lit a match to cover up that awful smell from his ass but instead it singed the milf’s moldy VAA-gina hair. The next morning she washed it, then she started to play with her cat. Then in came Paul Wall with mic and camera to copy your haxors and to eat some meow mix with sour milk and cottage cheese with corn liquor, it all went fast because they had to take a big poop in a gigantic home made fish tank that stank of used vagina that’s full of dead moldy tomatoes from Toyota transmissions that were all blown into oblivion. Cookies that were left inside the fire red camaro got on fire then exploded with gooey chocolate mix. Man did that look like a steaming pile of hot sushi, when a Chinese rat attacked the fat chick who then ate spongebob square pants and then said, “who ordered the onion rings and spam in a bucket man fuck it that stuff's nasty", but actually tasty but tastes yummy in my tummy on a sunday full of nuts, screws, washers and bolts. Bitch shut the freakin light off you fat lard thats from costco
stop dipping your shlong in hot sauce and screaming, "ooo baby I think I'm going to the walmart to get some lard to go with a side of a fat ass with plenty of turdsauce and cream. Eating food is not highly recommended by the surgeon of internal combustion engines that make L4 Hemi VTEC that have Nawz(including 25HP stickiezthat came from autozone and pepboys)!

[MyCord]

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The ricers exhaust spitted out flames and kept farting more then Anna Nicole and kept on digging out with giant rusty shovels where the cannon in her dresser blew a hole in the motor of my hooptie G ride and goose bumps and mini polka-dots came out of my bowl of beef fried rice that came from the ghetto ofthe CB7Tuner Forums with all type's of losers made from high quality Polyethylene glycol and super glue. Most wait, no......ricer? That is because I can drift but it will require large amounts of time and a FWD car that was converted to no wheel drive,but only 27 Horse power to the rear with no fear with 24 beers that were purchased by an underaged punk who ate cinammon toast crunch.

Now I like big fat hairy caterpillars that are found only in brown dirty oil by the quart sized hot dogs still bigger than the country of Uganda, Rwanda, and Antartica which is drawing pictures of your mom doing unusual acts of menstrual cycle moaning while eating chicken fried steak,smothered but not soaked lucas synthetic oil covered salty doughnuts which gave me skeet skeet ahhh crap, she had all over the back of her neck, so she smiled and said got so wet that Don King had an accident and needs another Depends on which type were on e-bay with free shipping but the price was missing so Cameron Chung must love his victums since he keeps them in chains only until they squirt out of the car and onto the pavement and his brain go into shock cause he ate huge portions of Durian with a no one ever got there shit hole, but got cheated on merchandise with crapy holographics and pink lights in yellow boxes. But, with mad tyte jdm yo grits with butter and fried pig dipped in mothers cookie dough and dropped a peanut, so he bent over and took it in the ear so he then pulled it out of his ear, then punched himself before jumping into the biggest bowl of popcorn so he thought does this end?

[MyCord]

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After that he went streaking through a barmitspha and yeahh fuck women cause he liked to hang with purple dotted alligators with stink breath Only from behind one way glass that was bullet proof that came from a ak-47 made by Hasbro and used against 3 un-armed kittenswearing blue Reebok's, and green jumpsuits, then meow mix tasted like shit but they never knew the threadstarter jipped me! Slapping her fat and watched it Nearest Cb7tuner at the cheese rippled on fantasy island where everyone goes to eat crayons so they can grow 50 feet and enlarge their love for honda because they want to have VTEC! The oh so not too smart carpet growing byahhhhhh had seemed like it was on fiyaaahhh! We dont need no water cause that vtak Kicked In Yo!!!!, at about 3256rpm, and smoked the doors off of the oscar meyer wiener truck and the UPS truck ,it wasnt enough to bring down the oil temperature due to her wet nitrous kit became 2000 degrees of steaming hot sweat dripping poison between the Exhaust. Aww skeet skeet skeet lol get low, get that stinkin moose Or it will drink more bawls and maybe some high powered energy then morph into a riced out Hulk Hogan holding megatron wanna be.

JDM sluts who wears his mother's urine soaked socks because he didnt wanna drown in used motor oil while smokin a blunt and drinking a sprite to cool down his flaming fat ass lips so fat that his mother went so jdm she flew to Japan for more posts. On the way online to Cb7tuner she broke her bed because of my big dick broke off and killed the midget that was standing on my Accord with a cat drinking a 40oz. jackin' himself off taking a shit and listening to 70's porn music,that everyone loves, but cant stand the horrible smell of stank feet and apple pie made her pussy smell like roses and taste like sticky icky icky, but the sticky icky isnt that fun to taste yucky, yuck, blllahhhhh!

But ya know the 3 legged prostitute was killed while bodysurfing without a bra and her tit flew boiling water naked around in circles stripped whale body which ate an over size woman and a midget like a platipuss who ran into the door face first and snapped enormous bean pie all over himself and he cried to his mom and she gave him a wedgy which gave himbloody panties at the school dance and he screamed at the *** guy who stood in the street playing his dingy dingy all day cuz he cant undo sinusoidal depleneration because this thread is really *** and i pwn. A half assed, oh gazoon tight, without any Kleenex fucked a duck with no vaseline at michael jacksons private birthday party along with kids riding really big wild irish wolfhounds chasing Mr. Angry taking small bites trying to rip.

Mr. Angry a new asshole for they're completly retarded in every way but for some reason chicken smells good and who cant eat cheese or crackers with milk without falling off a damn tree into the lake and getting bit by a friggin 3 headed ***** or a rascist large headed bitch who had always sucked big ass burritos down in and puked it out his ass. That was nasty when she took my wee wee into the bed with a peanutbutter sandwhich, dill pickles, smuthered in cranberry and threw em in the glove made by Nintendo slowly he choked the chicken to cough up the keys to the Supercharged Honda NSX-R. The hot handle on the door was shaved and the engine was knocking because of the constant 10krpm and melted a flying retarded rat stole an acorn and kidnapped George Foreman's new grill because of the hail storm that hit the monkey in the nipple. Hey that felt like the monkey that bit off tunerman's left nut.

[MyCord]

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There once was a young japanese girl that hit vtak and like my grandma once said, "tank was full of raw milk and crushed eggs". That made good grape egg nog and horse power. With girls that have no money and want 2 run a train with her mom in my cb7. Ford's are made to wreck shit and leave a dog on the floor barking for a ride to the gas station to buy some gas and weed to smoke, drive the piss outta some riccer cb7 that was going 2 his moms for something called "Sparkle Lip Gloss". He ate it and fell over ur sister that looked like her face was infected herpes and glocoma. Now she's just a faceless girl that won a ugliest female after she tripped and broke her fall, looking like shredded beef and cornbeef. Unfortunately my valves were bent, so I had to buy a new hotdog stand what? I ment he's gotta buy a vtec controller for my f22a6 which broke down eating mustard packets and civic coupes and guys with big buck teeth that look like Fudrucker's frozen fishsticks that smells like my sister's navel. No wait I can explain everything!
I just wanted a hairy beaver on my hood. You damn beaver hungry i am, for some old oily piston rings that were dipped in banana grease.

Who likes to beat the monkey while getting tea-bagged? The phone rang while getting beat the red-headed child....
Who likes to beat the monkey while getting tea-bagged? The phone rang while getting beat the red-headed child was stripped butt naked by the teacher. Who was fine! She bent over and while she was I smashed her in the ovaries till she bleed out of her and passed out. While drooling on herself I kept pounding it, then someone walked and looked shocked so i thought,"Hey I'm Busy Jacking Myself Off" To *** Porn! When suddenly my cell phone rang. Hello, who, hello? Rick James Bitch! You suck, Superfreak! I was shocked his boyfriend too we were all wondering why he was going to, now the ceiling began to fall and destroyed the the lil green grass of hope

Mexican Monster Troll smashed him hard in his penis. The first thing the troll felt was an odd sensation just near his perineum. He thought,"it's getting infected"! It was swollen then, POP! It so he did what any person would do. He took some vicodin to commit suicide along with head4life, who is psycho, and stuck his finger in the hot apple pie. It belonged to the homless lady from Home Alone 2. Thats a good pie. Is that bad? Smelly apple pie, gangsta apple pie, enough about pie!

Walking down the yellow brick road looking for munchkins hanging themselves on plastic coat hangers still like pie. When your drunk and trying to poop all that pie got you constipated putting on brakes and not working like old viagra using strong weed to get high till i die and being cremated spread all over the grey street like stank feet smelling really fishy. Realazing that he need to take a huge shit in the darkroom with no toiletpaper he used his own pubic hair. Out of no where AWWWW Skeek , Skeek, all over the fucking playground. After he skeet his dick went boom, boom, boom! Pounding her ass
until he was gasping for air and his turn was up, next to get asspounded with a banana hard and deep in the throat. He swallowed it and felt bloated. He threw up and got some.....

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newports an beer and got drunk hott girl passed got some ass and big tits to play with she rode like a horny cowgirl with no teeth and ugly face which he covered w/ borat pubic hair that was soaked in moonshine and antifreeze soggy like cornflakes and smelt like A GOATS Ass! Pounding the goat he decided to call 911 for no reason. They told him to pull it out and cut off the tip. He started to bleed and passed out. Eva pigford called and said to drive her cb to the store for some cheese. So he began to pay for the moldy ham and before you could reach for the money. Bam, up the asshole a monkey grabbed his iphone and called 911 AGAIN! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingm, may i rape the ear hole. As a great cum shot followed and soaked into the gas tank with a twinkie still in wrapper. I fill like a smashed tomato that keeps farting every time it is hit in i stick my... face in it and ride it while saying four! After I'm done my sweaty ass and flush the condom in the really diry toilet brushed my teeth and went home to cook dinner for the hooker that had syphilis. We rolled up to the corner to get weed we started to pass the blunt then dropped it in sperm, SHIT slapped her ass and said bitch stop wet mouthing your mother like a hooker at the corner store. It began to smoke like crazy damn, my pubes they're all gone! Damn bikini wax! She used candles as a dildo while she had her first orgasim which is sad because her first thong was made of silicone. But rather than wearing silver plated thongs with purple lace that were rusty she decided to mail them to George W. Bush and tossed it. Mj started watching until he noticed he was guilty over damn BOYS whom he paid to shut up or put up with his fettish of meatball tast'n drug induce dreams with monkey slapping good old fun. On todays news he's still *** like pink cars and littly boy's botty holes right behind you with a 10' rockford fosgate sub thumping like fuck "where da hoes?" Great first post no problem joe he yells back yes he's black but pink says with a chimpanzee who humps baboons and big kangaroos yall talkin shit? Yea we are I eat shit like you for instance taste like scrambled eggs with ham and cheese with dog testicals on the side of my balls. He felt a very hairy vagina in his pants wtf is that big hairy pussy it smells funy then crawled away to find another mad jdm tyte fishy hairy vagina which concerned the native people from the local cemetery who came out of the closet but tripped over a frying pan which was used to cook a hand full of peanut butter jelly. But I have to go and masterbate to cp[mike] every other Tueday with my cat and my left over ham sandwich came to life and recited the skeet, skeet, skeet and she just decided to whip something that was an extremely long and hard and drippin at the bottom of her personal flotation device that caused the apples to spoil the cheese that said no to drugs that are not for humans only for aliens that suck huge big alien cocks in the back of arnold's hummer that shack when brittany hit the pavement with her face fill of skeet and dirt then she shat pills and coke and smoked my old 45 records. So I backhanded his penis with $.96 walmart spraypaint. He yelled out, you want a cheeseburger? No one answered so he ate the collect call. He remembered when he had money he turned into a real pimp and started respounding big booty girls. Reality kicked in had no dick it was in and a girl took it away as he awoke he shot himself in the head and his penis ouch he yelled then dropped dead. But, he's alive! don don don... then his zombie dog named hondo was walkign around when it happened the dog ate my fat neighbor then killed my little parrot ricky and sat on the rood top. Drinking cold beer he fell off fell face first in dog shit chokin on turd and front teeth rotted due to the tbacco chewing. I am *** the end! of the chapter. move'n on to a happy new... four word story. Once upon a time a 3g came beat up a cb7 more specifically cb7lx91 hitting and running at the end of the yellow brick road i got 5 crippled munckins running a crime syndicate "1000th reply" overdosed_f20a5 said shake that ass to the stripper on you left taking my money making me horny me so horny when i had orange leather shoes which neon polyester are so pimp! Just unscrew my center console when... she had crabs. Once upon a time in Hondaland a dude name Boola Fuquam Boogey and he claim that his misses his pet smurf. He traded his car for gave good blowjob ^made no sense, yes it did, in your world head is good from uptown nyc behind your ass was 1990ex flirting yes he was the always all get a room give the address i only wish thats just sad... Hey, stop flirting with my dog at my hosue under the table was a map leading to Isengard where the hobbits like but sex they began to get it on... and started asspounding shit! the condom really teared apart and got shoved in a pregnancy with the redheaded bad golden retriever... A mutant baby traveled through time and deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep space to look for his long lost.. transvestite uncle bob who's hormone prescription was just stolen from the local spanish corner store next to the jamaican patty shop where they sell pink jerk chicken that smells like burnt transmition fluid induces violent convulsions and very aggressive eye blinking spells that can really..... make you wonder what the hell i shat myself!!! During my finals by hard working mcdonald accord racer took on everybody past my exam but failed the fat noggin test that his skanky mother could not swallow the spunk cause she's fat. She loves the cock but it's never enough to satisy her needs because she's one hell of a greedy fat bitch slut skank.

[MyCord]

So! Anyway, how

[Father Time]

So! Anyway, how

do you know

[MyCord]

when a girl

[evil_demon_01]

is ready to

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stick their fingers

[lo-specials]

up your ass

[92cord]

to find her

[Supergenius]

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