3 Word Story

[CB7_1992]

Who Like To

[DTaccords85]

Beat the monkey

[Straight Success]

while getting tea-bagged

[1990Ex]

the phone rang

[JDM_CB7_TX]

Updated Story Coming Soon

[mayberry]

while getting beat?

[JDM_CB7_TX]

Decided to help and update the Story

STORY THUS FAR:


Once upon a CB7's ruled the world but many spicy onion rings replaced piston rings in last efforts to snooker in new donut rings to increase their donut tires traction were good but boom head shot and he’s goes ugh ugha woompa the mechanics said we lost him let's steal his tail light assey orale im down fo hizzle shizzle mc'dizzel my brotha lets do this like your mom does it with eyes closed with the mail man and yo daddy on Tuesdays, Thursdays, heck any day just to get sum coke on that vtec feeling and slam the neuspeed strut bar in the engine bay and throw a temper tantrum because it wouldn’t fit in correctly Boom, she threw a valve spring and i said oh my god so anyway, that was not right what I meant was we apologize for anything that we may have said to you for example, you love peanuts alot although you tend not to disclose your saggy vagina is ready for something that is as readily available as a big huge bunch of cack in yo face during a storm trooper attack with the cherry shoved up your nose making it couch starting a fire on the roof of your mouth and then a chicken with no head stole your favorite toilet bowl scrubber and sold it while all this happens a midget somewhere in Michael Jackson's house is getting ready for some good ass shit bitchhhhhhhhhh!!!! What the hell??

Then some ricers drifted around a thinking they were real tough drifters and they hit a light pole and fell off the edge of their praised drift ended with a loud BOOOOOOM...ahhhhhhhhh. The next day, Vin Diesel appeared in the show where he played a fat old rat that ate cheese and always farted in the smiled at the milf because she lit a match to cover up that awful smell from his ass but instead it singed the milf’s moldy VAA-gina hair. The next morning she washed it, then she started to play with her cat. Then in came Paul Wall with mic and camera to copy your haxors and to eat some meow mix with sour milk and cottage cheese with corn liquor, it all went fast because they had to take a big poop in a gigantic home made fish tank that stank of used vagina that’s full of dead moldy tomatoes from Toyota transmissions that were all blown into oblivion. Cookies that were left inside the fire red camaro got on fire then exploded with gooey chocolate mix. Man did that look like a steaming pile of hot sushi, when a Chinese rat attacked the fat chick who then ate spongebob square pants and then said, “who ordered the onion rings and spam in a bucket man fuck it that stuff's nasty", but actually tasty but tastes yummy in my tummy on a sunday full of nuts, screws, washers and bolts. Bitch shut the freakin light off you fat lard thats from costco
stop dipping your shlong in hot sauce and screaming, "ooo baby I think I'm going to the walmart to get some lard to go with a side of a fat ass with plenty of turdsauce and cream. Eating food is not highly recommended by the surgeon of internal combustion engines that make L4 Hemi VTEC that have Nawz(including 25HP stickiezthat came from autozone and pepboys)!

The ricers exhaust spitted out flames and kept farting more then Anna Nicole and kept on digging out with giant rusty shovels where the cannon in her dresser blew a hole in the motor of my hooptie G ride and goose bumps and mini polka-dots came out of my bowl of beef fried rice that came from the ghetto ofthe CB7Tuner Forums with all type's of losers made from high quality Polyethylene glycol and super glue. Most wait, no......ricer? That is because I can drift but it will require large amounts of time and a FWD car that was converted to no wheel drive,but only 27 Horse power to the rear with no fear with 24 beers that were purchased by an underaged punk who ate cinammon toast crunch.

Now I like big fat hairy caterpillars that are found only in brown dirty oil by the quart sized hot dogs still bigger than the country of Uganda, Rwanda, and Antartica which is drawing pictures of your mom doing unusual acts of menstrual cycle moaning while eating chicken fried steak,smothered but not soaked lucas synthetic oil covered salty doughnuts which gave me skeet skeet ahhh crap, she had all over the back of her neck, so she smiled and said got so wet that Don King had an accident and needs another Depends on which type were on e-bay with free shipping but the price was missing so Cameron Chung must love his victums since he keeps them in chains only until they squirt out of the car and onto the pavement and his brain go into shock cause he ate huge portions of Durian with a no one ever got there shit hole, but got cheated on merchandise with crapy holographics and pink lights in yellow boxes. But, with mad tyte jdm yo grits with butter and fried pig dipped in mothers cookie dough and dropped a peanut, so he bent over and took it in the ear so he then pulled it out of his ear, then punched himself before jumping into the biggest bowl of popcorn so he thought does this end?

After that he went streaking through a barmitspha and yeahh fuck women cause he liked to hang with purple dotted alligators with stink breath Only from behind one way glass that was bullet proof that came from a ak-47 made by Hasbro and used against 3 un-armed kittenswearing blue Reebok's, and green jumpsuits, then meow mix tasted like shit but they never knew the threadstarter jipped me! Slapping her fat and watched it Nearest Cb7tuner at the cheese rippled on fantasy island where everyone goes to eat crayons so they can grow 50 feet and enlarge their love for honda because they want to have VTEC! The oh so not too smart carpet growing byahhhhhh had seemed like it was on fiyaaahhh! We dont need no water cause that vtak Kicked In Yo!!!!, at about 3256rpm, and smoked the doors off of the oscar meyer wiener truck and the UPS truck ,it wasnt enough to bring down the oil temperature due to her wet nitrous kit became 2000 degrees of steaming hot sweat dripping poison between the Exhaust. Aww skeet skeet skeet lol get low, get that stinkin moose Or it will drink more bawls and maybe some high powered energy then morph into a riced out Hulk Hogan holding megatron wanna be.

JDM sluts who wears his mother's urine soaked socks because he didnt wanna drown in used motor oil while smokin a blunt and drinking a sprite to cool down his flaming fat ass lips so fat that his mother went so jdm she flew to Japan for more posts. On the way online to Cb7tuner she broke her bed because of my big dick broke off and killed the midget that was standing on my Accord with a cat drinking a 40oz. jackin' himself off taking a shit and listening to 70's porn music,that everyone loves, but cant stand the horrible smell of stank feet and apple pie made her pussy smell like roses and taste like sticky icky icky, but the sticky icky isnt that fun to taste yucky, yuck, blllahhhhh!

But ya know the 3 legged prostitute was killed while bodysurfing without a bra and her tit flew boiling water naked around in circles stripped whale body which ate an over size woman and a midget like a platipuss who ran into the door face first and snapped enormous bean pie all over himself and he cried to his mom and she gave him a wedgy which gave himbloody panties at the school dance and he screamed at the *** guy who stood in the street playing his dingy dingy all day cuz he cant undo sinusoidal depleneration because this thread is really *** and i pwn. A half assed, oh gazoon tight, without any Kleenex fucked a duck with no vaseline at michael jacksons private birthday party along with kids riding really big wild irish wolfhounds chasing Mr. Angry taking small bites trying to rip.

Mr. Angry a new asshole for they're completly retarded in every way but for some reason chicken smells good and who cant eat cheese or crackers with milk without falling off a damn tree into the lake and getting bit by a friggin 3 headed ***** or a rascist large headed bitch who had always sucked big ass burritos down in and puked it out his ass. That was nasty when she took my wee wee into the bed with a peanutbutter sandwhich, dill pickles, smuthered in cranberry and threw em in the glove made by Nintendo slowly he choked the chicken to cough up the keys to the Supercharged Honda NSX-R. The hot handle on the door was shaved and the engine was knocking because of the constant 10krpm and melted a flying retarded rat stole an acorn and kidnapped George Foreman's new grill because of the hail storm that hit the monkey in the nipple. Hey that felt like the monkey that bit off tunerman's left nut.

There once was a young japanese girl that hit vtak and like my grandma once said, "tank was full of raw milk and crushed eggs". That made good grape egg nog and horse power. With girls that have no money and want 2 run a train with her mom in my cb7. Ford's are made to wreck shit and leave a dog on the floor barking for a ride to the gas station to buy some gas and weed to smoke, drive the piss outta some riccer cb7 that was going 2 his moms for something called "Sparkle Lip Gloss". He ate it and fell over ur sister that looked like her face was infected herpes and glocoma. Now she's just a faceless girl that won a ugliest female after she tripped and broke her fall, looking like shredded beef and cornbeef. Unfortunately my valves were bent, so I had to buy a new hotdog stand what? I ment he's gotta buy a vtec controller for my f22a6 which broke down eating mustard packets and civic coupes and guys with big buck teeth that look like Fudrucker's frozen fishsticks that smells like my sister's navel. No wait I can explain everything!
I just wanted a hairy beaver on my hood. You damn beaver hungry i am, for some old oily piston rings that were dipped in banana grease.

Who likes to beat the monkey while getting tea-bagged? The phone rang while getting beat the red-headed child....

[CB7_1992]

Stripped Butt Nakey

[Father Time]

by the teacher

[CB7_1992]

Who was fine

[1990Ex]

she bent over

[JDM_CB7_TX]

while she was

[1990Ex]

i smashed her

[JDM_CB7_TX]

in the ovaries

[1990Ex]

till she bleed