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    Always keep your condoms in your car...

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

    She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

    With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


    "The moral of this story is:"
    "Always keep your condoms in your car."

    #2
    this matt, is the best one u have ever posted. me and my roomate are dying

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      #3
      Originally posted by 93accordexcoupe
      this matt, is the best one u have ever posted. me and my roomate are dying
      Any tips can be paypaled to Customlowz@gmail.com

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        #4
        This is pretty funny!

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          #5
          Good move going back to your car for your condoms. I probably wouldve just gone upstairs assuming that she had condoms somewhere in the room and before cheating on the person that is going to be my wife with her lil sister. That lil sister has to look ten times better than who im marrying.
          My 1993 LX

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            #6
            Originally posted by k_checo
            Good move going back to your car for your condoms. I probably wouldve just gone upstairs assuming that she had condoms somewhere in the room and before cheating on the person that is going to be my wife with her lil sister. That lil sister has to look ten times better than who im marrying.
            Duder, this is an old joke.

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              #7
              hahah, that was a good one! awesome post


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                #8
                Originally posted by CustomLowz
                Any tips can be paypaled to Customlowz@gmail.com
                lol haha.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by allgo_allshow
                  Duder, this is an old joke.
                  I wouldnt know anything about it. But that woudlve been shocking if someone was to be put in that situation.
                  My 1993 LX

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                    #10
                    wow... just wow. for a moment i thought it was true also.

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                      #11
                      If CustomLowz posts it, it's not original... unless it isn't funny. He's really a boring dude. ( Just messing with you, Matt)






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                        #12
                        Originally posted by deevergote
                        If CustomLowz posts it, it's not original... unless it isn't funny. He's really a boring dude.
                        Yup thats me, un-original and boring!

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by CustomLowz
                          I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

                          My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

                          My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

                          It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
                          One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

                          She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

                          She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

                          I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

                          With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


                          "The moral of this story is:"
                          "Always keep your condoms in your car."

                          hahahaha

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                            #14
                            sweet post custom i thought that shit was real Rolf

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by CustomLowz
                              Yup thats me, un-original and boring!
                              To see that statement followed by your sig pic made me laugh






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