English-Canadian dictionary

[Dr. Shuffles]

In the interest of improving cross-border communication on this forum.

English: color
Canadian: colour

English: hat
Canadian: toque

English: disturberater
Canadian: distributor

English: mile
Canadian: kilometer

English: dood
Canadian: hoser

English: ur
Canadian: your

English: your
Canadian: you're

English: AC
Canadian: open the window

English: AC delete
Canadian: close the window

English: ima
Canadian: I shall

English: ima get a ebay exuast
Canadian: I shall purchase a fartcan

English: jdm ftw yo
Canadian: Rush is a great band, eh

[crazymikey]

Not even close. Take off, eh

The only ones you got correct were colour, toque and Rush.

[Leung]

even though i'm an American, i occasionally spell color with a "u" in it.

[WhiteShift]

In the interest of improving cross-border communication on this forum.

English: AC
Canadian: open the window

English: AC delete
Canadian: close the window

English: ima get a ebay exuast
Canadian: I shall purchase a fartcan

somes of these i dont agree, first i dont know why you say AC Is open window, and ac delete is close the window.

Air conditionning dont only exist in USA my friend...

for exhaust, its not my fault if you prefer to buy an ''ebay'' brand exhaust...

here we name this fartcan because it sound like a trash can.


you think youre funny dude...

i think you will be only become a cool man, by posting some nonsence post like that.

try to be more creative next time... AH

also try to write in english.... all ur world miss somes letters andare disformed...

[Leung]

somes of these i dont agree, first i dont know why you say AC Is open window, and ac delete is close the window.

Air conditionning dont only exist in USA my friend...

for exhaust, its not my fault if you prefer to buy an ''ebay'' brand exhaust...

here we name this fartcan because it sound like a trash can.


you think youre funny dude...

i think you will be only become a cool man, by posting some nonsence post like that.

try to be more creative next time... AH

also try to write in english.... all ur world miss somes letters andare disformed...

ah cut the guy some slack... he probably just read that some where and felt that he needed to share it with the rest of us.

[deevergote]

Yes, it's a joke... and to be honest, the point of it is to make Americans look stupid, not Canadians.

[WhiteShift]

i think he will make everyone look all stupid....exept him... lol

[crazymikey]

Kinda goes both ways, don'cha think there by?

[CB7_JAY91]

Kinda goes both ways, don'cha think there by?

Lmao.. Isn't it Bai? LOL! You newfie Mike?

[crazymikey]

lol, no, Ontario born & raised. But in Alberta, if you're from east of Saskatchewan you're automatically a newfie. I've accepted my new fate. lol

A Canadian map to an Albertan looks like this:

Pacific Ocean | BC | Alberta | Saskatchewan | N E W F I E S and a few French fuckers > > > > > > > > > | Atlantic Ocean

[mozzandherb]

English=house
Canadian=igloo

English=beer is 4% alcohol
Canadian-beer is at least 5% alcohol

[Ralphie]

Well they say the only three things that Canada got right are Rush, Hockey, and Maple syrup.

LOL!

[WhiteShift]

Well they say the only three things that Canada got right are Rush, Hockey, and Maple syrup.

LOL!

we also have high armrest on almost all our cbs lol

[90blackcoupe]

English=house
Canadian=igloo

English=beer is 4% alcohol
Canadian-beer is at least 5% alcohol

Thats some truth right there boys haha,

[MikeW]

Well they say the only three things that Canada got right are Rush, Hockey, and Maple syrup.

LOL!