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    Bad Ideas (But Good Times)

    I got popped going....well I tripled the speed limit.....in a city....

    Officer: "How fast do you think you were going?"
    Me: "I have no idea, my speedometer only goes up to 85..."
    Officer: "You're kind of a smartass aren't you?"
    Me: "A little bit, yes."
    Officer: "You have a damn answer for everything?"
    Me: "I'm like a boyscout sir, always prepared."

    That's when I got pulled out of the car.
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    Nice one buddy...Good luck in court.


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      #3
      At least you can think on your feet.
      That's something that can't be said for a lot of people these days.

      Why does your speedo only go up to 85?

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        Originally posted by cbscandal View Post
        At least you can think on your feet.
        That's something that can't be said for a lot of people these days.

        Why does your speedo only go up to 85?
        Well, it was my first (borderline war-crime) ride of a '96 Jeep Cherokee Sport that the very nice police officer stopped with me in it. It was limited to 115, and I'm fairly confident that's how fast it was moving...he really never told me.
        Just kept mumbling things about "driving with intent to kill"

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          #5
          Yeahhh I ran my smart ass mouth once. I knew I was going to get a ticket so I got my moneys worth. In the end I learned the cop was a rookie who couldn't control the situation so his FTO had to take over lol. Slow down next time lol.
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            Yeah.....I just kept running my mouth instead, turns out if you can make 'em laugh while they bust you you're in a good place: I got a $100 ticket and an
            Officer: "pull this shit again and my sergeant, who wanted to let the dog out on your dumb ass, won't let me talk him down."
            Me: "Ah."
            Officer: "Yeah, I'd leave now."
            Me: "Thank you officer, have a lovely night."

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