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sleep talkin' man!

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    sleep talkin' man!

    the funniest thing in the world!
    read and enjoy everyone!
    http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

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    "You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... [long pause] Now fuck off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."






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      #3
      this is the one that got to me first

      [hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."

      i was laughing for a while lol

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        #4
        Yeah, that one had me laughing too!






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          #5
          hahaha "It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker."

          life is good.

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            #6
            [in a cute, sing-song voice] "Time to bounce your face off the waa-aall."

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              #7
              bump!

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                #8
                My friend posted on facebook about her husband talking in his sleep the night you made this thread... I had to share the link with her






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                  #9
                  Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                  My friend posted on facebook about her husband talking in his sleep the night you made this thread... I had to share the link with her
                  man thats comedy!
                  its a hilarious link!!

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                    #10
                    WIN !!
                    "Hey, don't... don't say anything. Why don't you put it in an email, then I can ignore it at my pleasure."
                    And...
                    "I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."
                    Last edited by ibr_adam09; 01-20-2010, 12:48 AM.

                    -1992 CB7 EX w/H22 [sold 10/09]
                    -2005 Legacy GT limited [current]

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                      #11
                      funny stuff.


                      I don't sleep talk but 2weeks ago I shocked my chick in the chin and then covered her face with my hand, she was mad and tried to kick me off the bed. I felt bad

                      Marry Jane

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                        #12
                        first time seein this. funny stuff cant stop reading it. thanks

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