So, I had court tonight for my traffic accident. I won't bore ya with details. Anyhow, court started about 6, I was sitting there, the first judge came in, everyone stood up until he advised us we could be seated. Court was in session. He was only there for a few ticket issues then left. In comes the second judge, we all stand up, and as we're standing, I farted, it was loud, stunk and I'm sure everyone heard it, maybe a select few were lucky enough to smell it. I'm not sure what it was that I ate, but, it caused my jaw to click, it was awful. I got a good chuckle out of the situation, felt my body temp raise a few degrees, I'm sure I was pretty red. The end
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wish i coulda had a wiff
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LMAO!!! i like the way u ended it..."the end" lol i would of been laughing hard if i was there
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When you feel a fart coming on in court, you MUST say "your honor, may I approach the bench?"... and the cropdust the whole courtroom on the way up.
Otherwise, you just nuked the people next to you.
Total waste of a fart. Fart fail.
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good point. but still. i just laughed a few stink bombs out myselfOriginally posted by deevergote View Post
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have you ever had one of those laughing farts? its when you laugh so hard that you fart everytime? just wondering, but if i was there i would of ran or would of told you to shove an air freshener up your butt.
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I do foreclosure inspections. I knock on people's doors unexpectedly, and talk to them about their mortgage, representing the lawfirm that's handling the case (against them).
I had the farts today, and I was letting them squeak out while talking to homeowners the entire day.
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Haha. you should fart and give them bad marks for a 'funky smell'Comment
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This was great, it was one of those moments I wish I would of had someone in my "corner" so to speak. I was telling the wife about it, she said she would of got up and left the room. Leaving me sitting there to stew in my own stank. It was loud, thank God I wasn't sitting in the hard plastic chairs. They would of had to adjourn the court, wait, is that the right word? it looks funny to me. Anyhow, I would of cleared that shit out.Comment
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I guess it happens to the best of us lol.Comment
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I use to always go to court but never would I expect someone to fart.I don't think I would be able to stop myself from laughing.at least u didn't shart.
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priceless thread. Hey check this out 1 time i was in the courthouse to get some paperwork out the way when i had got it dismissed with a few good connections i was in the elevator. I was like man i wanna get outta here and there was this old dude in the back.
So a cop gets in the elevator so now its me the cop a few other peeps and the old guy. So we are all standin in there and we hear pffffffft. Im lookin around like wtf lookin at the cop. The cop turns his head and looks at everyone else.
Come to find out it was the old dude in the back. And the stench got worse and worse and finally after everyone got out of the elevator we all gaspin for air. Got to the room dude that farted was the judgeComment
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It's good to be the judge.
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I first thought the thread title was a typo, then got to reading.
Hilarious!....nice play on words....fartanstic!Comment
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That's awesome. I should do that. Ride the elevator all day, wait for it to fill up and then torch off a stench bomb that'd gag a maggot. As I'm walking out the door, look back at the green faced people behind me and shout "it was me, like it"?!?!Comment
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