So, can I talk to yous fuckers??
This is kind of embarrassing, but, I'm drunk, so I don't care.
Ok, as some of you may or may not know, I've been taking Yoga to be a little more flexible. Well, I was at home the other day, thought I was home alone, but, I was sorely mistaken. Well, anyhow, I was sitting on the edge of the bed trying to see how limber I really was... well, as some of you know, I haven't been gettin a lot of action, so, I was... *god this is embarrassing* I was trying to service myself. About the time I thought I was getting close, the fiance walks in, sees me, screams "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"?!?! needless to say, I got scared, fell off the bed. As I'm falling, my head goes thru the wall. We now have a hole in the wall the size of my head, and I have a HUGE goose egg/gash on my forehead.
We start counseling next week.
The end!
This is kind of embarrassing, but, I'm drunk, so I don't care.
Ok, as some of you may or may not know, I've been taking Yoga to be a little more flexible. Well, I was at home the other day, thought I was home alone, but, I was sorely mistaken. Well, anyhow, I was sitting on the edge of the bed trying to see how limber I really was... well, as some of you know, I haven't been gettin a lot of action, so, I was... *god this is embarrassing* I was trying to service myself. About the time I thought I was getting close, the fiance walks in, sees me, screams "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"?!?! needless to say, I got scared, fell off the bed. As I'm falling, my head goes thru the wall. We now have a hole in the wall the size of my head, and I have a HUGE goose egg/gash on my forehead.
We start counseling next week.
The end!
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