Your First Time... :p

[cb7'kid]

i love sex

WHO DOESNT!!!!

[brianh1290]

1)first time was definetely with someone special. I love her to death and been with her for about 9-10 months and still goin.
2)It was on her grams bed while borat was on and lasted about 2 1/2 mins to 3 mins.

and about the smiling thing, i was like that the first time my current gf gave me head and i blew it in her mouth

[DrSzSoLDIeR]

i did that i didnt wash my hand either cause it smelled like vagina

LMAO!!!

[1990Ex]

WHO DOESNT!!!!

i really really really do

[dee88]

LMAO this thread got me crackin up............


1. she def wasn't special.
2.on a beanie bag in the living room while some friends where skipping school.

[DrSzSoLDIeR]

1)first time was definetely with someone special. I love her to death and been with her for about 9-10 months and still goin.
2)It was on her grams bed while borat was on and lasted about 2 1/2 mins to 3 mins.

and about the smiling thing, i was like that the first time my current gf gave me head and i blew it in her mouth

LOL ive blown in my gurls mouth 2 :-D...best feelin ever

[jhoff]

1) I Was Like That The First Time My Current Gf Gave Me Head And I Blew It In Her Mouth

Thats Awesome

[eulogy_1981]

the first time was pretty awesome and unexpected. this chick down the street which i new was a slut but i always wanted to bone her because she was cute and had big titties. one summer night i was kicking it at the park by my house when i seen her outside and she came over to me with a beer. she was saying that she was waiting for someone but an hour passed and a few beers later she starts telling me she might just have to bone me. In my head i was yessssss!!!. so we go back to her place and she puts on the thong song and start's to strip. after that im finger banging her. learning everything about sex that i know from porn and jerking off alot we bonned for a long time. and she was like i cant bealive i never boned you before. we should be fuck buddies i was like hell yeah. i put mu clothes on and went home an hour later i went back for seconds and thirds the rest of my summer was full of fucking. summer of 98 it was great!!! and were still friends but no sex she got a lil heavy and i got better looking. but i would hit it again for old time sakes.

my next g.f. over a 3 year relationship we must of bonned over 3000 times we were like bunnies then she got pregnant we had a kid and we hate each other. end of story..

[DrSzSoLDIeR]

the first time was pretty awesome and unexpected. this chick down the street which i new was a slut but i always wanted to bone her because she was cute and had big titties. one summer night i was kicking it at the park by my house when i seen her outside and she came over to me with a beer. she was saying that she was waiting for someone but an hour passed and a few beers later she starts telling me she might just have to bone me. In my head i was yessssss!!!. so we go back to her place and she puts on the thong song and start's to strip. after that im finger banging her. learning everything about sex that i know from porn and jerking off alot we bonned for a long time. and she was like i cant bealive i never boned you before. we should be fuck buddies i was like hell yeah. i put mu clothes on and went home an hour later i went back for seconds and thirds the rest of my summer was full of fucking. summer of 98 it was great!!! and were still friends but know sex she got a lil heavy and i got better looking. but i would hit it again for old time sakes.

my next g.f. over a 3 year relationship we must of bonned over 3000 times we were like bunnies then she got pregnant we had a kid and we hate each other. end of story..

lol nice

[MikeW]

i was like that with my ex the only girl ove had sex with
my gf now is a virgin and wants to stay that way, so its been 4 years of no sex which is cool, we have been dating for 2 years

Damn dude...

...ive always wanted to fuck an asian

Talk to ricerboi...he'll set you up.

i did that i didnt wash my hand either cause it smelled like vagina

FUNNIEST QUOTE OF THE YEAR!!!

dude thats fucking gross.

No, thats fucking hilarious!


I guess my first was special. The first night we met, i fingerbanged her in my old 87 Reliant K wagon

First place we did it was in my bed. Dont remember how long it lasted. Sex was pretty good. Only a few times a week and she hated giving head. Some childhood thing so...yeah.

But the new girl's awesome. Total freak.

[ric3rboi23]

Talk to ricerboi...he'll set you up.

i set nobody up.

[JDMchristian991]

the first time was pretty awesome and unexpected. this chick down the street which i new was a slut but i always wanted to bone her because she was cute and had big titties. one summer night i was kicking it at the park by my house when i seen her outside and she came over to me with a beer. she was saying that she was waiting for someone but an hour passed and a few beers later she starts telling me she might just have to bone me. In my head i was yessssss!!!. so we go back to her place and she puts on the thong song and start's to strip. after that im finger banging her. learning everything about sex that i know from porn and jerking off alot we bonned for a long time. and she was like i cant bealive i never boned you before. we should be fuck buddies i was like hell yeah. i put mu clothes on and went home an hour later i went back for seconds and thirds the rest of my summer was full of fucking. summer of 98 it was great!!! and were still friends but no sex she got a lil heavy and i got better looking. but i would hit it again for old time sakes.

my next g.f. over a 3 year relationship we must of bonned over 3000 times we were like bunnies then she got pregnant we had a kid and we hate each other. end of story..

i call bs.sounds like a bad porn

[cb7'kid]

i set nobody up.

finders keepers...

[1990Ex]

i call bs.sounds like a bad porn

atleast he busted a nut

[JDMchristian991]

atleast he busted a nut