names for disgusting pranks

[visualpoet]

I'm sure we all know about the Dirty Sanchez, but how many of you have heard of the Filthy Jose?

No? (This usually works best if you have a construction type job, although it could be hilarious in the right retail setting, I suppose)
It's when your co-worker is crouched down close to the floor working and not paying attention. At this point, you slide up behind them, drop trou and then take a crap on their back. You probably want to be fast or a good fighter. I've never seen it, but somehow it came up today and I had to pass it along.

There must be other ones out there. Let's hear what you have.

[DjPitt]

i'd be whoopin sum1s ass

[Sobeman81]

i'd be whoopin sum1s ass

why?? are you always the one kneeling down? i keed i keed

[DjPitt]

hahaha no....

[nine_deuce]

Boston Red Sock, anyone hear of it?

It's when your doin a girl from behind, stick it in her butt, punch her in the sides, her butthole will clinch, then pull out. I've heard it pulls her butthole lining out, hence the name, Boston Red Sock.

Strawberry shortcake. When a girl is giving you head, punch her in the nose, then nut on her face, the blood mixes with the semen, hence the name.

Rusty fish hook. Stick your finger in a girls butt, while doing her from behind, then take that same finger, hook her in the corner of the mouth.

Found this on a Civic forum:

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html

[Mayhem Tripp Robinson]

tht ats fin gross

[bobbycos]

Boston Red Sock, anyone hear of it?

It's when your doin a girl from behind, stick it in her butt, punch her in the sides, her butthole will clinch, then pull out. I've heard it pulls her butthole lining out, hence the name, Boston Red Sock.

Strawberry shortcake. When a girl is giving you head, punch her in the nose, then nut on her face, the blood mixes with the semen, hence the name.

Rusty fish hook. Stick your finger in a girls butt, while doing her from behind, then take that same finger, hook her in the corner of the mouth.

Found this on a Civic forum:

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html

be the last time you do the girl.

a guy in my old neighborhood did the strawberry shortcake on a girl

he got 3 years in Rikers for rape and assault

[MikeW]

a guy in my old neighborhood did the strawberry shortcake on a girl......he got 3 years in Rikers for rape and assault

Ive heard of all those. Cleveland Steamer, Chicago Chili Dog, Tony Danza, ....Urbandictionary.com ftw.

I think my favorite is the Houdini.
Doggy Style. Pull out. (spit on her back). She turns around, and KA-BLAMO!! Gets the real thing right in the face.

[C91BLX7]

Arabian Goggles

Ill let Urbandictionary.com do the rest

[MikeW]

Diarrhea Pocket!

[guitarplayer825]

Angry Pirate:

Doggy style then spit on her back so she thinks you're done. When she turns around, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She jumps around on one leg with one eye closed yelling AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH :P

[Hiceman]

Arabian Goggles

Ill let Urbandictionary.com do the rest

haha i love hearing these
Manhattan transfer and a hot carl is the most disgusting ones i heard

The funniest thing ever is a rusty trombone it just sounds awesome

[nine_deuce]

I've heard of the chili dog. That one is just gross. Wait, 99% of these are gross, what am I talkin about??

[Leung]

Angry Pirate:

Doggy style then spit on her back so she thinks you're done. When she turns around, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She jumps around on one leg with one eye closed yelling AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH :P

lol i can't stop laughing after reading that.

[scudweiser]

Boston Red Sock, anyone hear of it?
Rusty fish hook. Stick your finger in a girls butt, while doing her from behind, then take that same finger, hook her in the corner of the mouth.

Found this on a Civic forum:

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html

AHAHAHA

how bout the angry pirate? blow it in the girks eye, then kick her in the shin so shes hobblin after you like a 1 eyed pegleg pirate!

or when youre into it, just be like "oh baby, who's the boss"
she goes "youre the boss"
and you go "no b1tch, Tony Danzas the boss!"