Funny or not so funny car stories.

[ultramatt7]

Any body have anything happen to there car that sucked,tell us! For example.... A couple of months ago my car was parked on the street & got broke into, smashed my driverside window stole cds,sattelite radio, gonna get it fixed the next day so parked in the carport, next morning went to go to work the neighbors cat was in the back window, i opened the door to get him out & he had vomited all over my back seat & floor board. I was more pissed about that than my glass getting broken.Than i drove to work in the rain

[bigredtopsr]

Bird shit. I have to park under a tree.

[Ge4orce]

lol that sucks man, when i was just learning to drive a manual i parked on a hill and forgot to set the parking brake thinking it was an auto well long story short the car starts rolling down the hill and im chasing after it luckily it was on a empty road the and the hill wasn't very steep i finaly get it to stop and i just looked around hoping no one saw that and when i got back to my friends house he was like i thought i saw you pull up 5 mins ago but i guess not lol

[eastern_ethics]

The first thing I thought about was when I just got married my father-in-law came over to help me work on my 98 accord "old car". Well he took the spark plugs out and stood in front of the car and told me to try and crank the engine over and when I did water sprayed from each cylinder about 15 feet in the air and he comes from around the hood and hes soaked from his head down in old flood water and looked pissed as hell. I guess he got over it though because I still go over there and have a few beers and watch football with him every now and then.

[ultramatt7]

Yeah, the cat vomit things funny now, ive got another one involving a slammed bmw, an oilpan & a curb, thats still not funny.

[deevergote]

I spent $400 on a starter and battery... only to discover my no-start problem was due to dirty battery cables... fixed with a can of coke (yes, I know the myth is false... but I tried it anyway)