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The car I lost my virginity to..

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    The car I lost my virginity to..

    Oh to my love,

    I remember when momma took me to the dealership with her to buy you,
    She was the one to let me pick your dress color: Granada Black Pearl, oh yes I still remember,
    I wanted manual, but she said no, because she couldn't drive stick and it was her car,
    That still didn't stop me from being with you, all the days I caressed your body with wax, all the ways I parked you in the driveway,
    all the nights we listened to the radio together looking at the stars through your moon roof,

    Then I had to leave, and I missed you soo much,
    Not knowing how long, we were going to be apart, who was going to take care of you, it almost killed me..

    But now I am back, we are reunited again,
    And momma said that your all mine, I don't care how many miles you have traveled, or who with,
    all that matters is that you saved your self for me..your still OEM, and are all mine now...and forever...lets do this together


    #2
    What the fuck?



    CB looks clean. I guess "the days you caressed its body with wax" paid off.

    1999 BMW M3
    2001 Honda CR-V SE RT4WD
    2005 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71
    2015 Suzuki V-Strom 650

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      #3
      How poetic. Welcome!
      My pictures/photos will return soon...

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        #4
        lmao. later.
        Avoiding dirt at all costs

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          #5
          lol thats different, but she does look cherry

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            #6
            damn nice poetry. can relate. how many miles? too bad its not stick tho!


            "You've done more threatening prescription drugs..."
            "the character of a man can be judged by how he takes his criticism"
            "Quoting yourself is like, masturbation" -Starchland

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              #7
              WTF? Lol your creepying me out bro! But I likes!

              Under Ground Society

              "SLUTS NEED LOVE TOO.....AND A LOT OF DICK!"

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                #8
                True CB7 love!!!!
                Last edited by JoshM; 09-19-2010, 02:29 AM. Reason: No need to quote the damn OP

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by JoshM View Post
                  What the fuck?
                  ^X2 Lol.

                  Good lookin' ride yo!
                  Originally posted by Tippey764
                  You're such a dumbass, the world ends on saturday...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by 92 OEM View Post


                    all the days I caressed your body with wax, all the ways I parked you in the driveway,
                    all the nights we listened to the radio together looking at the stars through your moon roof,
                    iLost


                    EPIC first post, brochacho.

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                      #11
                      It made my day... LMAO!!!!
                      Accord Of The Month January 09
                      Accord Of The Year 09

                      My 2 Babys
                      BMW TECH FOR 15 YEARS

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                        #12
                        Wow, after reading that, I have a boner. Is that normal? Anyone?

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                          #13
                          That gave me butterflies in my stomach.

                          btw
                          Your cb7 looks really happy. and clean.

                          Slamage is worth the Damage

                          Originally posted by crazymikey
                          "Yes, we did officer. By the way, your eyes look a little glazed, did you just come from the donut shop?"

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                            #14
                            I bet you your cb7 loves you too...look how she still runs!!!!!! lol
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                            Mercyboy: I rather lose by a mile because I built my own car then win by an inch because someone else built it for me..your car is your story, so don't let someone else write the book!

                            MERCYBOY THREAD:http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=158241
                            1990 RHD Honda accord si CB3 Canada http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=196287
                            MY CB7 ON YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJID_IxwiNY

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                              #15
                              Thanks fellow cb7 lovers for the warm welcome...I like to enter a new house and at try to make everyone at least crack a grin...
                              Janet, Ms. Jackson if you're nasty, has 194k miles on her. I got alot of ideas from your great site and will be slowly, but surely, bringing Ms Jackson up to par.
                              Last edited by 92 OEM; 09-18-2010, 05:19 AM.

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