I found this snake in my back yard

[rickyduckworth]

i hate snakes they give me the heeby jeebies (sp?) so i try to stay far away when dealing with one..

doesn't make it right.....you know how many rednecks hate black people just as badly? is it alright for them to blow their heads off for the hell of it?

you are the one with the ridiculous phobia so don't take it out on the snakes....you could man-up and GET OVER THAT IRRATIONAL FEAR and then you're a better person for it

[rickyduckworth]

If it has teeth and it bites, i wouldnt consider it harmless. ITs definatly not deadly.

Goldfish is definatly harmless cause i dont think it can hurt you unless you are allergic to it.

Anyways i cant believe this thread is still going, it was a joke.

don't be conceited, the posts hardly have anything to do with your original post

it depends on how big of a pussy you are......my 1 year old can give you a bite that is worse than most non-venomous snakes under 8ft......you know how many non-venomous snakes over 8ft you're likely to encounter in the USA? i can personally handle small amounts of pain, as can my 1 year old and 5 year old girls.....that's all you are gonna get is a small amount of pain, so no, they aren't really harmful at all....they have some of the weakest bite pressures due to how they eat (whole, no chewing, no need for strong jaws because the sharp, backward curved teeth hold their small, weak prey just fine)

a mouse's bite is around 50-100x harder than most of the snakes you'll encounter.....even venomous snakes have weak bites......i've been bitten hundreds of times by non-hots and it's simply not an issue until the animal has a head the size of a dog's.......

so no, teeth don't make something dangerous......just like the lack of teeth doesn't mean you can't get a hell of a bite, i.e., any large bird

[91h22cb7lx]

this guy takes the cake

first off, you just chopped the head off an animal that is as harmless as a goldfish.....then you shot it with a bb gun.......you could have simply removed that snake that probably just had its teeth stuck in the fur since they're curved back some to help it catch and hold fish, and then let it go.....garters are 100% harmless.....you have to be quite a girl for events to play out like they did for you.......if that thing bugs you, then that guy that made you his bitch at your workplace will tear you apart......

way to go, you senselessly killed a harmless animal

by the way you just killed 5 min. of my life by wasting it crying about a snake that bit somones pet, if it bit my dog i woulda chopped its head off than burned it
go hump a snake and dont worry about it, damn hippies

[91h22cb7lx]

plus, if you would read your own rules
3) no bullshit about killing this or that for fun.....that makes you a tool, not a hero......animals deserve to live too, although in some cases, they simply have to die and that's life......
protecting your pet comes first over some random ass snake that thinks its the shit

[TypeG]

this guy takes the cake

by the way you just killed 5 min. of my life by wasting it crying about a snake that bit somones pet, if it bit my dog i woulda chopped its head off than burned it
go hump a snake and dont worry about it, damn hippies

LOL. Ricky's no hippie.

and why would you need to protect your pet from a garter snake? later.

[rickyduckworth]

this guy takes the cake

by the way you just killed 5 min. of my life by wasting it crying about a snake that bit somones pet, if it bit my dog i woulda chopped its head off than burned it
go hump a snake and dont worry about it, damn hippies

see, you're the type of inbred weirdo who i deal with daily. "it's just a snake, who cares, and by the way, i hate every other race and will marry a cousin, too"

it all goes hand in hand....if you're not intelligent enough to realize that your fucking pitbull isn't in danger from a HARMLESS garter snake, then you've lost the game of life before you start.....you may have a successful curb cleaning business, but trust me, overall, loser.

you now have 2 warnings for being "so hardcore, yo!!!"

as for when there is a time to kill animals, you are just too stupid by default to understand that, so here, more elaboration for the commonfolk such as yourself:

nature was fine until we showed up.....it was still balanced until we had to one up each other into oblivion and treated nature like it owed us. look at deer and rabbits.....they inbreed (you know what i'm talking about, when your mom is your cousin/sister and father at the same time), they are born sterile due to the inbreeding, they are hermaphroditic, and they even act extremely different than what they should...they're 100% fucked up when they are overpopulated. they destroy vegetation, take up residence in places that are occupied by other animals and drive them out, etc.....they fuck up nature....that's not cool......never would have happened if we'd just known our place......

so, you have to hunt them and still, their numbers are way too high....if you have too many predators or prey, same thing happens, if you have too many or too few plants, same thing....too much or not enough of anything and you end up with an imbalance that destroys everything.......we've made nature unnatural and hunting certain animals helps that, because nature can recover better than you can after a 1 hour sex session with your mom. so yes, sometimes you have to kill animals, but no, that doesn't mean killing a harmless snake because you're too fucking *** to realize that "hey, it's not skeery and i can remove it and let it go"

if you're scared of snakes, you're a pussy, plain and simple.....there are a lot of you pussies out there too.....

be scared of real shit, like working 50 hours a week to make ends meet, your cousin coming up to you and telling you she's pregnant with your kid again, etc......

there are worse things than 15oz snakes

[T3h HoT!!]

well, ima pussy,
but i admire ur state of mind fizz. i have learned more then the discovery channel has ever thaught me...lol.

one of my closes friends has 3 boas and a pissy little fucking mexican something snake. along with a couple of weird looking little lizards and insects. but i stay away from alll thats shit!
i don't beleive in harming defensless animals, but first me then them.

[rickyduckworth]

well, ima pussy,
but i admire ur state of mind fizz. i have learned more then the discovery channel has ever thaught me...lol.

one of my closes friends has 3 boas and a pissy little fucking mexican something snake. along with a couple of weird looking little lizards and insects. but i stay away from alll thats shit!
i don't beleive in harming defensless animals, but first me then them.

see, that's the thing, RESPECT.....i personally don't like crickets and other jumping bugs......when i was little, i had to wade through a shit load of those "well crickets" and they would jump all over me while i took out the garbage, so they give me an uneasy feeling, but i don't go out of my way to kill even them and i deal with it...

i don't like clowns either, but i don't go around killing clowns just in case it's a "john wayne gacey-in-training"......

and don't get me wrong, if i had to choose between my life and any animals, i'd rip the animal apart or whatever, but that's a rare situation.....i've kept all types of animals and never had a problem......humans are far worse

[Turbo Dave]

i cnat believe this thread is still going.

[phatdoughnut]

see, that's the thing, RESPECT.....i personally don't like crickets and other jumping bugs......when i was little, i had to wade through a shit load of those "well crickets" and they would jump all over me while i took out the garbage, so they give me an uneasy feeling, but i don't go out of my way to kill even them and i deal with it...

i don't like clowns either, but i don't go around killing clowns just in case it's a "john wayne gacey-in-training"......

and don't get me wrong, if i had to choose between my life and any animals, i'd rip the animal apart or whatever, but that's a rare situation.....i've kept all types of animals and never had a problem......humans are far worse

Like being on a plane full of snakes?

[jspech22acclude]

see, you're the type of inbred weirdo who i deal with daily. "it's just a snake, who cares, and by the way, i hate every other race and will marry a cousin, too"

it all goes hand in hand....if you're not intelligent enough to realize that your fucking pitbull isn't in danger from a HARMLESS garter snake, then you've lost the game of life before you start.....you may have a successful curb cleaning business, but trust me, overall, loser.

you now have 2 warnings for being "so hardcore, yo!!!"

as for when there is a time to kill animals, you are just too stupid by default to understand that, so here, more elaboration for the commonfolk such as yourself:

nature was fine until we showed up.....it was still balanced until we had to one up each other into oblivion and treated nature like it owed us. look at deer and rabbits.....they inbreed (you know what i'm talking about, when your mom is your cousin/sister and father at the same time), they are born sterile due to the inbreeding, they are hermaphroditic, and they even act extremely different than what they should...they're 100% fucked up when they are overpopulated. they destroy vegetation, take up residence in places that are occupied by other animals and drive them out, etc.....they fuck up nature....that's not cool......never would have happened if we'd just known our place......

so, you have to hunt them and still, their numbers are way too high....if you have too many predators or prey, same thing happens, if you have too many or too few plants, same thing....too much or not enough of anything and you end up with an imbalance that destroys everything.......we've made nature unnatural and hunting certain animals helps that, because nature can recover better than you can after a 1 hour sex session with your mom. so yes, sometimes you have to kill animals, but no, that doesn't mean killing a harmless snake because you're too fucking *** to realize that "hey, it's not skeery and i can remove it and let it go"

if you're scared of snakes, you're a pussy, plain and simple.....there are a lot of you pussies out there too.....

be scared of real shit, like working 50 hours a week to make ends meet, your cousin coming up to you and telling you she's pregnant with your kid again, etc......

there are worse things than 15oz snakes

um... man deer and rabbits are hermaphrodites?! NO! wrong they are not hermaphrodites. maybe in very rare cases just like in humans and other higher level mammals but those creatures that are hermaphrodites are usually invertebrates like snails, slugs adn worms etc. o yeah and just to put my cents in on the original picture posted its a juvenile emerald(sp?) tree boa, they dont turn green or emerald till they get older. man ill buy one of those in a sec they are beautiful but have shitty attitudes