I found this snake in my back yard

[rickyduckworth]

i got bit by a black momba once

mamba.....what you said is a nickname for some black porn actors schlong.....so it bit you, huh?

[rickyduckworth]

man i was there for a gooooood minute trying to find that snake or what ever it was, and i still dont see it lol

down and to the left of the tree

[Turbo Dave]

mamba.....what you said is a nickname for some black porn actors schlong.....so it bit you, huh?

stfu lol its an australian snake that if it bites you your pretty much dead no matter what within like an hour

[rickyduckworth]

stfu lol its an australian snake that if it bites you your pretty much dead no matter what within like an hour

i know what a black mamba is...there are also jameson's mamba, different ssp. of the green mamba, etc......they're african snakes, highly arboreal and VERY hyper......

and you can make it longer than an hour.....with medical stabilization pre-a/v, people have made it 9 hours and with a/v, you should live although it will definitely be something you wanna forget.....they're actually very cool snakes......very high strung though and great escape artists.....the jameson's mamba can get upwards of 9ft long too......i'd like to have a pair of jameson's one day

the reason i can't keep exotic venomous snakes in AL is because some dealer sold a kid a black mamba and an indian cobra, and the kid kept them in a cardboard box until they escaped into the apartment complex he lived in......fucking morons.....

miami is probably the closest place to get a/v too, so that's a few hours away......some still keep them without access to a/v though

[Turbo Dave]

the reason i can't keep exotic venomous snakes in AL is because some dealer sold a kid a black mamba and an indian cobra, and the kid kept them in a cardboard box until they escaped into the apartment complex he lived in......fucking morons.....

im so putting that in my sig lmfao!!

[drzachm]

so how is it friend, that the doctor said i had venom in me, said i didnt need the a/v, and i didnt die, or lose any toes? could you answer that for me? because obviously you are omnicient. couldnt be a rat snake, i had too much swelling from that. copperhead? im not ruling that out, but im 99.999% sure it wasnt. i dont know why you got this stick up your ass, bc maybe, just maybe, you might be wrong, and youre saying you cant be wrong. no real expert would admit that he knows everything. fucking puerile,thats what youre being. grow up son.

[accordaffair]

I had a big black snake chase me and some friends when we were young. We were walking on a sidewalk which passed next to a swampy-sort of area. Then some damn snake slithered after us. We ran pretty fast...

[rickyduckworth]

so how is it friend, that the doctor said i had venom in me, said i didnt need the a/v, and i didnt die, or lose any toes? could you answer that for me? because obviously you are omnicient. couldnt be a rat snake, i had too much swelling from that. copperhead? im not ruling that out, but im 99.999% sure it wasnt. i dont know why you got this stick up your ass, bc maybe, just maybe, you might be wrong, and youre saying you cant be wrong. no real expert would admit that he knows everything. fucking puerile,thats what youre being. grow up son.

grow up son? i was 6 when you were fucking born.....you're 2 years younger than my little brother....you're the dumb kid with fantastic stories, and now you're mad someone called you out......

so you're positive it was a rattler but not ruling out a copperhead? c'mon, you were certain earlier, now you're just mostly certain, a copperhead and rattler look NOTHING ALIKE, especially from the tail back, and a 1.5ft copperhead would probably still retain the yellow tip of the tail they use as a caudal lure......coppers are medium bodied and rattlers are heavy bodied, they're very different snakes

even a mild copperhead bite can end up with lost fingers or toes after days of excruciating pain and even surgery.....it's VERY painful and can cause some very bad necrosis, especially on the foot due to blood flow, you could very easily lose all your toes or foot or something from an average copperhead bite.....you'd have more than bruising

i don't know everything, i just know this is a bullshit story you felt the need to add to the forum.......

i don't want dumbasses thinking that a bite from a rattler is anything like what you described, because you're lying and i know it, but they won't know it until they're in a coma in the hospital......your whole fucking leg would have swollen up......you just described what you thought it would be like, hence the inability of the story to stick together

here are bite pictures of all kinds, TONS OF PAIN go with each and every picture

http://www.venomousreptiles.org/libr...ebite%20Photos

notice pictures like this of a rattler bite from a snake found in your area

[drzachm]

heres me laughing at your attempt to debunk my TRUE story

fucking loser

[rickyduckworth]

heres me laughing at your attempt to debunk my TRUE story

fucking loser

as long as your "bruising due to envenomation" and your "i didn't need a/v because i'm a superhuman of the likes that have never been documented" doesn't make someone think that a rattler bite is to be taken lightly EVER, then i'm good......i speak to people often about snakes, people who know nothing, people who know a LOT, and it's easy to figure which category that person is in by talking to them......i pegged you in post #1

[Turbo Dave]

so what am i then? my dog got bit by a garden snake and we chopped its head off but the head stayd attached to his leg and it wouldnt come off! it was like making my stomach ill i even put a bb gun up to it and shot it like 3 times and it was still wiggling.

[BIEN_DIESEL]

pretty yellow tennis ball to pick up

[rickyduckworth]

so what am i then? my dog got bit by a garden snake and we chopped its head off but the head stayd attached to his leg and it wouldnt come off! it was like making my stomach ill i even put a bb gun up to it and shot it like 3 times and it was still wiggling.

first off, you just chopped the head off an animal that is as harmless as a goldfish.....then you shot it with a bb gun.......you could have simply removed that snake that probably just had its teeth stuck in the fur since they're curved back some to help it catch and hold fish, and then let it go.....garters are 100% harmless.....you have to be quite a girl for events to play out like they did for you.......if that thing bugs you, then that guy that made you his bitch at your workplace will tear you apart......

way to go, you senselessly killed a harmless animal

[phatdoughnut]

If it has teeth and it bites, i wouldnt consider it harmless. ITs definatly not deadly.

Goldfish is definatly harmless cause i dont think it can hurt you unless you are allergic to it.

Anyways i cant believe this thread is still going, it was a joke.

[Turbo Dave]

first off, you just chopped the head off an animal that is as harmless as a goldfish.....then you shot it with a bb gun.......you could have simply removed that snake that probably just had its teeth stuck in the fur since they're curved back some to help it catch and hold fish, and then let it go.....garters are 100% harmless.....you have to be quite a girl for events to play out like they did for you.......if that thing bugs you, then that guy that made you his bitch at your workplace will tear you apart......

way to go, you senselessly killed a harmless animal

i hate snakes they give me the heeby jeebies (sp?) so i try to stay far away when dealing with one..