saw this on honda tech from witfield racing i think is his name and though i would share it you guys, enjoy
You know you're from the 909 IF...
1. Every one of your friends, including yourself, has a drinking problem.
2. You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
3. Everyone is in a band.
4. Statutory rape laws dont exist here.
5. You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
6. You've known more than half your friends since junior high, or elementary school
7. You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
8. When you go to parties you bring your own beer
and guard it with your life
9. A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out
11. The whos gonna drive home conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s
12. Your friends try to act as white trash as possible but their parents live in million dollar houses and drive $100,000 cars
13. You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
14. At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks
15. When all of your girlfriends went off to college, and all your guy friends stayed home to work construction
16. You walk into a party and you've hooked up with at least half the people there
17. Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
18. You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
19. When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
20. You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.
21. "expletive Yo Couch" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.
22. You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
23. You still miss Metro and Gotham.
24. You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
25. You know what a Bro and what a Bro Hoe is.
26. You love Wahoos!!!!
27. You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
28. You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
29. You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
30. Your whole life is DRAMA.
31. You cant start a day without Starbucks.
32. You run into your ex's ALL the time.
33. When you prefer ROCKSTAR over Redbull
34. You love to eat BJs Pazookies..
35. You were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world
36. You know what an emo is
37. You have been to a sex toy party
39. You have been to a Cromwell, Dose of Adolescence, or Rufio concert.
40. You know someone who works at Active, Bostons, or Hooters
41. Every hot guy you know is on Roids.. And they deny it!
42. You like to go to Hooters and not for the chicken wings
43. Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
44. You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is.
45. You go to either Glamis or Lake Havasu every other weekend
46. You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
47. You eat 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box at 2am
48. All your old friends have kids. And you know their babys daddys and mommas.
49. You know what the channel and the Sand Bar are
50. You know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Travis Barker.
You know you're from the 909 IF...
1. Every one of your friends, including yourself, has a drinking problem.
2. You're pissed that you live in the 909 but your cell is 951.
3. Everyone is in a band.
4. Statutory rape laws dont exist here.
5. You can drink JAGER straight from the bottle
6. You've known more than half your friends since junior high, or elementary school
7. You use terms like "Mo Val", "San Berdoo", Fontucky, and "Victimville" to refer to places
8. When you go to parties you bring your own beer
and guard it with your life
9. A party isn't a party until the cops come and someone gets knocked out
11. The whos gonna drive home conversation is decided by who has the fewest number of D.U.I.'s
12. Your friends try to act as white trash as possible but their parents live in million dollar houses and drive $100,000 cars
13. You know at least 10 people with a tattoo of either their last name, a star, or flames
14. At least half the guys you see are wearing black Active socks
15. When all of your girlfriends went off to college, and all your guy friends stayed home to work construction
16. You walk into a party and you've hooked up with at least half the people there
17. Even the people you havent seen since high school still manage to find out what and who you are doing
18. You walk into Ralphs or Rite Aid and see at least 5 people you know
19. When you like the Angels and go to their games frequently
20. You participate in the cycle of: A) Seeing old people at parties and then B) Being the old people at parties.
21. "expletive Yo Couch" is the most common phrase in your vocabulary.
22. You walk to your truck at Victoria gardens and mistaking put your key in one of the other 50 black lifted ones.
23. You still miss Metro and Gotham.
24. You find yourself at Twins on Thursday nights cheering for your friend whos doing the dance contest!!!
25. You know what a Bro and what a Bro Hoe is.
26. You love Wahoos!!!!
27. You go to Yard house on Friday nights.
28. You go to the Branding Iron on Wednesday nights.
29. You know what people do at "the Top of Haven "
30. Your whole life is DRAMA.
31. You cant start a day without Starbucks.
32. You run into your ex's ALL the time.
33. When you prefer ROCKSTAR over Redbull
34. You love to eat BJs Pazookies..
35. You were disappointed to learn that Hemet is no longer the Meth capital of the world
36. You know what an emo is
37. You have been to a sex toy party
39. You have been to a Cromwell, Dose of Adolescence, or Rufio concert.
40. You know someone who works at Active, Bostons, or Hooters
41. Every hot guy you know is on Roids.. And they deny it!
42. You like to go to Hooters and not for the chicken wings
43. Every radio station fades into Spanish at least once during your commute.
44. You know that snoop dogg lives 10 min away and where his house is.
45. You go to either Glamis or Lake Havasu every other weekend
46. You know the side streets when there is traffic Friday night on the 15 North
47. You eat 99 cent tacos from Jack in the Box at 2am
48. All your old friends have kids. And you know their babys daddys and mommas.
49. You know what the channel and the Sand Bar are
50. You know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Travis Barker.
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