*NW Bitchilism Thread*

[zack_odom]

I'm not going to do anything.....
Too lazy. I just dont like being treated like a second class person.
Ever. No one should have to do that.

[Father Time]

I'm not going to do anything.....
Too lazy. I just dont like being treated like a second class person.
Ever. No one should have to do that.

True enough.

[tresexohcb]

You want to know what is really really fucking sneaky, credit card fraud, yeah that shit is really fucking sneaky, I'm fucking lucky I caught this shit in time and lucky the only managed to get my debit card number some how. fucking bitches, worthless lazy motherfuckers who can't take the fucking time to make their own god damn money. Fuck those bastards

[drummersteve7]

damn turkey

Damn Turkey. The keyboards here are way dıfferent and the I ıs ın place of the normal ı. The real ı ıs 2 spots to the rıght of the L. There are also some other random characters that are used by the turkısh.

Its a crazy tıme and the people out here are extremely pleasant to deal wıth. Yes orderıng food ıs weırd cause you never know what your gunna get. Just poınt and hope ıt turns out ok. But they have some good wraps. Good thıng every country has a some sort of burrıto type thıng.

Here ıs a sample of what I am dealıng wıth...


I also almost got my fırst tıcket here ın turkey for faılıng to stop at a "DUR" sıgn. was funny ı dıdnt understand a word he saıd so he let me go, ı could tell he was frustrated.

heres the sıgn ı got wıth my cell phone

[F22HB]

lol. Thats awsome. DUR!

[zack_odom]

ROFL
red=DUR? LOLOLOLOLL

[drummersteve7]

ROFL
red=DUR? LOLOLOLOLL

dude ıts a stop sıgn!

[aznpnoyracer]

Damn Turkey. The keyboards here are way dıfferent and the I ıs ın place of the normal ı. The real ı ıs 2 spots to the rıght of the L. There are also some other random characters that are used by the turkısh.

Its a crazy tıme and the people out here are extremely pleasant to deal wıth. Yes orderıng food ıs weırd cause you never know what your gunna get. Just poınt and hope ıt turns out ok. But they have some good wraps. Good thıng every country has a some sort of burrıto type thıng.

Here ıs a sample of what I am dealıng wıth...


I also almost got my fırst tıcket here ın turkey for faılıng to stop at a "DUR" sıgn. was funny ı dıdnt understand a word he saıd so he let me go, ı could tell he was frustrated.

heres the sıgn ı got wıth my cell phone

lol, DUR! thats funny Bro, at my first instinct I would have stop due to the red sign then Ill be scratching my head about the DUR letter Ill be thinking what the D.U. R. stands for, like Dont U Race! lol

[d112crzy]

God damnit.

Lately I've been real anal about my car being clean. On the outside anyways. I haven't vacuumed the inside since it was last down(nearly a year ago, lol) but that's besides the point.

I've washed my car probably around 2 times a week since my car has been back up and running. Cold or warm, I don't care, but if she's dirty then I wash her.

But fucking shit. Lately it just seems like my car is meant to be dirty.

I washed her the night before I went to Eli's. Well, there was snow on the fucking way there. That dirtied her.

Got back, washed my car and it rained the day after.

I washed my car yesterday, and it rained/snowed today.

I go outside and dry her up because I hate rain spots. I go for a drive, and a fucking bird shits all over my car. I pull into the nearest gas station and get it cleaned up.

I go driving again, and go for a photoshoot and a bird takes a shit yet again on my car!! WTF!

Well, after i was done with the uncesseful shoot, I head back home and get stuck behind a semi that's loaded with tons of dirt/mud/water. I tried to stay way behind it. Even slowed down to about 20 in a 35 to let people pass me. Fortunately, not much got on my car except for some on the front.

So.. I pull into another gas station to clean up the shit and to clean up some of the mud.

On my way home, i get shit on AGAIN!

I give up.

[zack_odom]

dude ıts a stop sıgn!

uhhh...Red=stop. So in turkey, red=dur.

[zack_odom]

wow. U are being a whiny leetle man.

[d112crzy]

go pick more cotton.

[d112crzy]

[DA92CB7]

go pick more cotton.

ZING!

[Father Time]

I know how you feel Jose. I washed my car yesterday and I went out this morning and there were 4 crows on the power line above my car( why they were out at 6:00am I have no clue but to just SHIT ALL OVER my car. It looked like someone took a fully automatic shit gun to the hood and roof of my car.

Yeah, I was happy.