episode one:
i was coming home from visiting a friend in fremont, cruisin along 880... when i see some sort of mustang pulling up beside me in the fastlane. so i wait... and to my suprise it was a roush. im thinkin, i dont give a fuck. if i get beat, oh well... its a damn roush. and just as im about to, i hear something... look over, and right behind him is a dumped civic. so ya know, i figure ill pick on someone more my size.
i hear him downshift, and we're going at about 70, so i just take it down to 4th... thinking it probably just some fool in a mufflered out ex. he actually kept up pretty well until i hit vtec, and then the pulling began. i wasnt paying that close of attention cause of traffic that was closing in quickly... but id say, by the time i hit the governer(btw, f*ck you speed governer)... i was about a 1.5-2 cars up. so i take it down and he continues to zoom past like he won... you know the good 'ol fly-by.
a minute later or so, im coming up on him again. and i know its bad, but i couldnt resist. and long story short, same outcome. and again i stopped it around 110 cause a damn semi changed lanes on me. and once AGAIN, he does the loser flyby.
i see the 101s sign, so thats my queue to exit... and lucky for me, his as well. so we make the loop around, im behind him... and i down to 2nd. as we're merging onto 101 i start pulling past him... ya know, its only fare i give him a chance to redeem himself. but aparently 3rd time isnt the charm for him. after being mister aggresive earlier... now he wont even follow me. so i take it up to about 75 and just cruise, and he doesnt even attepmt to follow... you smell that??? ...i smell pussy
ha ha and ha.
episode two: (ill make it short)
same night after making it back to san jose, i drop a friend... im just cruisin home on capital exp.(for you locals). fastforward... lights green, i start normally... but i hear abnormal acceleration. look over, old school 5.0, so i go for it. still in 1st, i punch it hard... shift at 8140, right before bouncing off the limiter. pound into 2nd, get a little shake from loss of traction... and im off again. by now im starting to pull, got me about 3/4 of a car on him. hit 3rd, and i keep pulling. took it to about 100, hit 4th and he just folds. i get to the next light, which is my turn off. its red so im waiting there, gloating and grinnin to myself like an idiot... and he rolls up. i look over, he looks back and says "pretty good" with this look on his face, like what he really wanted to say was "ppfff, whatever!"
i was coming home from visiting a friend in fremont, cruisin along 880... when i see some sort of mustang pulling up beside me in the fastlane. so i wait... and to my suprise it was a roush. im thinkin, i dont give a fuck. if i get beat, oh well... its a damn roush. and just as im about to, i hear something... look over, and right behind him is a dumped civic. so ya know, i figure ill pick on someone more my size.
i hear him downshift, and we're going at about 70, so i just take it down to 4th... thinking it probably just some fool in a mufflered out ex. he actually kept up pretty well until i hit vtec, and then the pulling began. i wasnt paying that close of attention cause of traffic that was closing in quickly... but id say, by the time i hit the governer(btw, f*ck you speed governer)... i was about a 1.5-2 cars up. so i take it down and he continues to zoom past like he won... you know the good 'ol fly-by.
a minute later or so, im coming up on him again. and i know its bad, but i couldnt resist. and long story short, same outcome. and again i stopped it around 110 cause a damn semi changed lanes on me. and once AGAIN, he does the loser flyby.
i see the 101s sign, so thats my queue to exit... and lucky for me, his as well. so we make the loop around, im behind him... and i down to 2nd. as we're merging onto 101 i start pulling past him... ya know, its only fare i give him a chance to redeem himself. but aparently 3rd time isnt the charm for him. after being mister aggresive earlier... now he wont even follow me. so i take it up to about 75 and just cruise, and he doesnt even attepmt to follow... you smell that??? ...i smell pussy
ha ha and ha.episode two: (ill make it short)
same night after making it back to san jose, i drop a friend... im just cruisin home on capital exp.(for you locals). fastforward... lights green, i start normally... but i hear abnormal acceleration. look over, old school 5.0, so i go for it. still in 1st, i punch it hard... shift at 8140, right before bouncing off the limiter. pound into 2nd, get a little shake from loss of traction... and im off again. by now im starting to pull, got me about 3/4 of a car on him. hit 3rd, and i keep pulling. took it to about 100, hit 4th and he just folds. i get to the next light, which is my turn off. its red so im waiting there, gloating and grinnin to myself like an idiot... and he rolls up. i look over, he looks back and says "pretty good" with this look on his face, like what he really wanted to say was "ppfff, whatever!"
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