RRRRAWWWR I AM THE BEAST FEED ME RAPPERS OR FEED ME BEATS!
fuck yes bitches
so it went down like this.
Its cinco de meyo, i should be getting wasted, but im to gearheaded at the moment.
Thier was a major crackdown last week where 90 people got towed.
i finally end up rolling with about 20 guys, 5 srt-4's 5 stangs some evo's eclipses and a corvette
We get thier to race, guess what, im the only honda!
great...
im like who wants to race, and this dudes like ill race you but ill smoke you. and im like wtf? what are you running, and hes like that foxbody. IM like uhh is it stock and hes like Cams h pipe shorty headers and im like alright welll race. he wants to go from a role
from a role wtf is that? obviously he didnt have could launching skills
so we go from a 15 mph, ha im almost in vtec asshole!
honk honk honk VROOOM god danm that thing made alot of fucking noise for not going anywhere.
VTAKK! OHH SHIT i pull on him then CRACK, FUCK! my radio rips out of my dash onto my shifter.
i mishift and hes long gone. so we come back and im like we gotta race again man my radio fell out and hes like sure, its not worth the gas money, and everyones like "ohhh" and hes like "Unless you run 12.60's thiers no point in running, and im like i just want to run again and hes like "do you run twelve sixties? i dont think so"
so were sitttin thier, and im like damn should i call him out, cuz i know thats BS. everyone thinks i had nitrous because i kept popping my hood to slide back on my shifter cable lol.
so im like ill race anyone, and hes like ill race you again, and im like alright.
so i rip my radio out of my dash, and we pull up, 3rd honk
1, 2, HE HIT IT! WAAAHH SHIFT CHIRP WAAHHH HES WINNING>>> VTEC: OH SHIT LOOKS WHOS IN FRONT<< 3RD GEAR!! ahh HES pulling ahea- wait NO VTEC MOTHA FUCKA PEACE!!!! IM WINNING IM WINNING, then he lets off, as soon as i get in front, like he won, we pull back up and i get immediate respect and everyones like shit hes got the duece duece. im definately running 14.5 or better.
wooppiee! beat a lousy mustang owner.
youll see 2nd where i drop out of vtec for about 300 rpms and he pulls ahead, but by 7500 rpms im ahead again, I LOVE VTAK!
that thing made alot of noise lol
fuck yes bitches
so it went down like this.
Its cinco de meyo, i should be getting wasted, but im to gearheaded at the moment.
Thier was a major crackdown last week where 90 people got towed.
i finally end up rolling with about 20 guys, 5 srt-4's 5 stangs some evo's eclipses and a corvette
We get thier to race, guess what, im the only honda!
great...
im like who wants to race, and this dudes like ill race you but ill smoke you. and im like wtf? what are you running, and hes like that foxbody. IM like uhh is it stock and hes like Cams h pipe shorty headers and im like alright welll race. he wants to go from a role
from a role wtf is that? obviously he didnt have could launching skills
so we go from a 15 mph, ha im almost in vtec asshole!
honk honk honk VROOOM god danm that thing made alot of fucking noise for not going anywhere.
VTAKK! OHH SHIT i pull on him then CRACK, FUCK! my radio rips out of my dash onto my shifter.
i mishift and hes long gone. so we come back and im like we gotta race again man my radio fell out and hes like sure, its not worth the gas money, and everyones like "ohhh" and hes like "Unless you run 12.60's thiers no point in running, and im like i just want to run again and hes like "do you run twelve sixties? i dont think so"
so were sitttin thier, and im like damn should i call him out, cuz i know thats BS. everyone thinks i had nitrous because i kept popping my hood to slide back on my shifter cable lol.
so im like ill race anyone, and hes like ill race you again, and im like alright.
so i rip my radio out of my dash, and we pull up, 3rd honk
1, 2, HE HIT IT! WAAAHH SHIFT CHIRP WAAHHH HES WINNING>>> VTEC: OH SHIT LOOKS WHOS IN FRONT<< 3RD GEAR!! ahh HES pulling ahea- wait NO VTEC MOTHA FUCKA PEACE!!!! IM WINNING IM WINNING, then he lets off, as soon as i get in front, like he won, we pull back up and i get immediate respect and everyones like shit hes got the duece duece. im definately running 14.5 or better.
wooppiee! beat a lousy mustang owner.
youll see 2nd where i drop out of vtec for about 300 rpms and he pulls ahead, but by 7500 rpms im ahead again, I LOVE VTAK!
that thing made alot of noise lol
j/k
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sorry just needed to post quick to get my posts off #666, anyway too bad the quality wasnt a little better, but good kill for sure
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