ford escort HAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[flacopower]

me and my friend were stoned as hell on the way home from a party at like 2:30 on saturday night. there were sooo many cops out that night so of course i am paranoid as hell of getting pulled over... anyways as we are pulling up to a stop light we see a green escort station wagon with a HUGE exhaust on it. me and my friend start BUSTING OUT LAUGHING!! then we pull up to the light and i look across at him, and it is my ex's new boyfriend driving, my ex gf in the passenger seat and a whole bunch of people stuffed into the back seat!!! ii was like man i gotta race this bitch cuz he is always talking shit about hondas and how his car would whoop mine. so i rev my engine and my friend starts shitting his pants cuz they are really cracking down on street racing around here. so i decide not to race, so the escort takes off (as fast as an escort can take off) and i am just like there is no way i am gonna let him think he won. So i downshift and i blow right by him, and we make sure to give him the finger as we blow by... it was so fun to see my ex's face!!!

[Tone-us]

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAH your girlfriend left you for a guy in a station wagaon? hahhahaahahahhahah

[HenRoc]

lol nice...she must've felt stupid.

Whoever her new boi is a fucktard. nice kill

[micksf22accord]

Ha ha I raced a escort with 7 mexicans in it and I won the worst part is it a sticker that said vtec power silly mexicans

[AccordWarrior]

Ha ha I raced a escort with 7 mexicans in it and I won the worst part is it a sticker that said vtec power silly mexicans

Would you like a cookie?

Does the fact they're Mexicans really matter?

Btw, with 88 hp, there's no chance in the world it could touch even a stock CB7. I know this because my mom owns one.

[micksf22accord]

Sorry about that but who would put a vtec sticker on a ford? Go ahead and ban me if you want cause I dont care!

[micksf22accord]

Would you like a cookie?

Does the fact they're Mexicans really matter?

Btw, with 88 hp, there's no chance in the world it could touch even a stock CB7. I know this because my mom owns one.

I would like a cookie but make sure its choclate chip because thats my favorite flavor.

[flacopower]

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAH your girlfriend left you for a guy in a station wagaon? hahhahaahahahhahah

actually i left her but its all good. i wish i had a camera to show you guys the look on her face!! i won't forget that shit as long as i live! me and my friend were busting out laughing the whole way home!!

[kccb7]

.......................Weed....................... ...........cracking up.................

.................................................. cookies.................................

........racing white trash in escort...................................PRICELESS

[flacopower]

.......................Weed....................... ...........cracking up.................

.................................................. cookies.................................

........racing white trash in escort...................................PRICELESS

HAHA well put my friend!! that pretty much sums it up. just sub the cookies out with ramen soup. you can never ever ever go wrong with ramen dude!!

[NoSloCB7]

That's funny that you saw your ex...but I can't beleive your bragging about beating a ford escort station wagon loaded with people......

[J-specCb4]

nice kill but you probably could have ran faster than that damn car

[mayberry]

hes not really bragging, i give it to my girls ex b/f in his mini van every chance i get.lol

[kccb7]

for real. why would you waste your gas on that shit? gotta love the ricer fly by

[flacopower]

yeah i definetly ain't braggin about beating an escort. i wouldn't have even bothered racing it just because the way they are cracking down in my area. but shit if you see your ex gf in the car with her new white trash boyfriend on a saturday night at 1:30 in the morning when you and your best friend are stoned off your asses, come on now! how often does shit like that happen???